Come, play a word adventure game.
Imagine, in the blink of an eye, that you're back in high school. Surrounded by green plum bamboo horses, surrounded by laughter.
On this dreamy and beautiful day, a terrible disaster is coming.
Next, every choice you make will determine your destiny:
#在这个游戏里, how many levels can you pass smoothly? #
Level 1: Canteen
You and the green plum bamboo horse have just finished eating, and when you turn your head, you see the door:
Your judgment is:
A. They are the king of the scrolls who are anxious to go back to study after eating
B. They heard that someone in the canteen was selling the ice piers
C. No matter who they are, you have to grab the double table by the window with Qingmei Bamboo Ma Qingqing me
take off
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Zombies are coming
Choose AB: Congratulations, thanks to your deep knowledge of East Asian culture, you took a slow step and were pulled by zombie pickpockets. You stop at the first level.
Choice C: Congratulations, I didn't expect that the love brain would also help a lot. Because you and The Green Plum Bamboo Horse sat by the window and easily climbed through the window and escaped from the canteen. You move on to the next level.
The second level: the corridor of the teaching building
You fled back to the teaching building with the green plum bamboo horse, and as soon as you went up the stairs, you encountered Bancao.
His shortcomings are: his face is more handsome than yours, his legs are longer than yours, his family is better than yours, and he has clothes.
His advantages are: high combat effectiveness, first-class zombie fighting.
Bancao wants to go with you, and you will:
A. Readily agreed and included him in the survival squad
B. Show gentlemanly demeanor and let the green plum bamboo horse decide
C. Find a reason to refuse
In fact, your green plum bamboo horse has secretly confessed to The Grass.
CHOOSE AB: Congratulations, although you have silently become a tool man
But at least it is a tool man with a positive image. At the same time, you can happily move on to the next level.
Pick C:
Naive. As soon as you spoke, Qingmei Bamboo Horse looked at you with disdain and eagerly included the school grass in the squad. Not far away, a zombie looked at you and said: You are like a dog, and then hula rushed over. You sadly stop there.
Level 3: Classroom
You followed Bancao and Ome Bamboo Horse's ass and hid in a classroom, where you met a few surviving classmates.
Zombies don't open doors, so it's a safe haven for the time being.
But after a while, the classroom suddenly broke into an uninvited guest—an abominable male teacher.
As soon as he came in, he gave orders: Students, block the door with the teacher!
At this point you will:
A. Ninety degrees bow smoothly transformed the dog-legged Smida, following the teacher to direct the others to work.
B. Shouting "Assi Bar" directly rushed up, asking the teacher to figure out who the person in this classroom was.
C. Reasonably ask the teacher to strip naked and check if he has been bitten by a zombie.
The teacher was bitten by a zombie, and in the blink of an eye, he played breaking the leg corpse change.
Option A: In order to reward you with "respect for the teacher", the corpse transformation teacher is the first to bite you, and because your face is too thick, it takes more time to bite, creating a space for others to escape. You stop there gloriously.
Option B: Your heroic performance won the admiration of Ome Bamboo Horse, who excitedly grabbed your hand and praised you as a "reliable good friend". You take the good guy card and tearfully enter the next level.
Option C: The teacher is angry, and you sense that something is wrong with him and kill him in time when his corpse changes. Amazing, a sane option. You make it to the next level smoothly.
Level 4: Choice
The classroom was unsafe and you decided to move to the recording studio.
During the battle with the zombies for a round, after the incident, your old iron suddenly began to have nosebleeds.
This is one of the signs of corpse transformation. Upon examination, the old iron had a suspicious wound on his hand.
The classroom was instantly divided into two factions, one was a small roll of pink sweaters, determined to drive the old iron out. She and Lao Tie usually do not deal with each other, may be revenge. The other faction, looking at you, decides:
A. A sentence of "Assi bar" rushed over, letting the pink sweater roll figure out who was the fit person in the classroom.
B. In order to show the decisiveness of the killing, he drove the old iron out of the classroom without saying a word.
C. Proposed to let the old iron enter the recording studio for isolation and observation.
Old Iron entered the studio to isolate, 30 minutes later, still fine, even in the mood to compare the middle finger with you.
Choose AB: Your performance inspires other people's rebellious mentality and begins to be isolated. Your psyche begins to distort.
Option C: Great, rational choice in exchange for good results.
No matter what, you can get to the last level.
Level 5: The Ultimate Choice
Pink sweater rolls were forced by you to go into the studio to apologize to Lao Tie and invite him out.
- Why are you going in? If you want to go, it is also Li Nayan (pink sweater roll) to go in
- Why should I go in?
- Jing Xiu (Old Iron) was by you
It was just surprising that the pink sweater roll had just refused to apologize, and turned his head to take a towel in his hand to wipe the wound of the old iron.
You were moved, but you never expected that a moment later, Lao Tie would actually change his body, and you would have to personally lure him out of the window...
The female squad leader, who had been silent, jumped out at this time, saying that when the pink sweater roll took the towel, he specially smeared a handful on the wooden stick that left zombie blood, wiped the wound, and infected the old iron with zombie blood. Everything, just for her face.
You were so angry that you were going crazy, and you couldn't let her go, and you decided:
A. Push her down the window and make her really "apologize" to the old iron that has turned into a corpse below.
B. Forced her to wipe her wounds with a towel infected with old iron
C. Kicked her out of the classroom and left her to fend for herself, but it was a glimmer of life for her
No matter how you choose, you know that you can no longer be the pure and cute tool person in the eyes of Qingmei Bamboo Horse.
After experiencing this cruel and dark final choice, congratulations, you have successfully passed the prologue and officially entered a large adolescence", although the ground is full of zombies, but still have to talk about love and nonsense" immersive survival game -
Zombie Campus.
A bad movie.
The story of Zombie Campus is simple:
A high school science teacher, whose son was seriously injured and dying because of school violence, tried to develop a drug in order to save his son, but accidentally created a zombie virus.
The virus spread rapidly because a schoolgirl who had mistakenly entered his laboratory was bitten by a white rat used for experimentation, turning the entire high school and even the entire city into a zombie paradise.
As the male and female protagonists of the green plum bamboo horse, they must work with their classmates to find a way to survive...
The zombie movie setting couldn't be simpler. Because of the Asian zombie boom set off by "Busan Trip" and "Kingdom", the audience's expectations before "Zombie Campus" were launched.
As a result, just one week after the start of the broadcast, the Douban score is about to fall through the pass line.
Why is that?
There are many reasons, but Uncle Meat only wants to grasp one of them, break open and crush the chat.
The core expression of "Zombie Campus": love and humanity. The cliché in the zombie movie is a cliché.
Before there was "Busan Trip" queuing up the death relay to let pregnant women and male protagonists and daughters escape to the day of birth, and then "Kingdom" borrowed corpses to talk about human politics.
It is reasonable to say that there are two predecessors in front of Zhu Yu, and the Korean zombie film has been localized very successfully, and as long as "Zombie Campus" copies homework, the reputation should not be bad.
But it just collapsed.
Why?
Let's see how Zombie Campus shapes the characters.
Take the fourth and fifth level of the above game "Choice", for example, the whole process of the pink sweater roll killing the protagonist Old Iron, the female squad leader is in the eyes, but she is silent, until the old iron corpse, she jumped out to play the famous detective Conan.
- Did you do it?
-What?
- I just saw that what you do is the ghost you make.
- It wasn't me who made Jing Xiu like that.
-I didn't mention Jingxiu at all.
So, why don't you open your mouth when you see a pink sweater roll rubbing the blood on a towel stick?
In order to shape the "wise" personality of the female class master, by the way, intensify the contradiction, the logic is gone. It makes the "friendship" that "Zombie Campus" wants to shape untenable.
How much "love" classmates and friends to watch him being killed, and then jump out and pretend to be 13
？
Outrageous.
To put it bluntly, "Zombie Campus" is not a character, but an idol who fights zombies, who only wants to set up a person, and has never thought of surviving seriously, let alone "love".
Examples of this abound.
After the pink sweater roll was exposed, the crowd was furious, and the only adult present, a female teacher, had to react first, to maintain the pink sweater roll and strive to expel the angry students, not to expel her, "forcing people to die, and there is no point in surviving."
Never die no matter what the situation is
Don't let others die
If you push a person to death, living will become meaningless
When I look at this, it's a question mark.
A female demon head who did not hesitate to kill her classmates for the sake of face, as a teacher, actually took the opportunity to make others feel indignant, so that her virgin aura could shine.
Why, the pink sweater roll directly kills people, her survival has a meaning, the classmates want to seek justice for the murdered old iron, but they were given a big hat of "there is no point in surviving like this"?
What a terrible truth. This kind of double standard directly destroys the foundation of "teacher-student love".
Are you a student and would you like to believe that a teacher who defends murderers loves you?
There is also the father of the firefighter of the green plum bamboo horse.
After the father joined the group, he wanted to escape to the back mountain, and when he crossed the tennis court, he brazenly inserted the door tip, and then tied the door tightly with a rope, sacrificing himself to protect his daughter and the other party.
Very impressed, right?
The problem is, big brother, the mesh of this barbed wire door is so big, this is a plug, you still have a rope, I really want to plug it in, and you can also do it at the other end of the door.
Why do you have to die?
It is really to become the 100 fathers who have touched Korea by any means!
This kind of suspended "fatherly love" should only be criticized, and cannot be touched.
The most outrageous is the pair of bancao and female squad leader.
The female squad leader has actually been infected for a long time, in a "half-corpse" intermediate state, characterized by the possibility of losing control at any time, obtaining physical enhancement, and more importantly, will be judged by zombies as the same kind, so there is no survival pressure.
Such a time bomb is said to either open the way for the protagonist group or go aside with a single knife.
As a result, "Zombie Campus" borrowed her to play sadomasochism.
In the 12 episodes, the female squad leader is constantly in a state of almost out-of-control wanting to bite the people around her, and barely controlling herself.
Ban Cao noticed that her condition had deteriorated to a very dangerous situation, and his first reaction was to look back to see if his classmates had noticed the abnormality of the female class leader, and then grasped to help her cover up.
This pair of human corpse love may be true love, but this is to take the life of a friend in the same window to fall in love, and once again trample the "friendship" to pieces.
The Establishment of the Mandarin Duck Man to this position, I can only say one sentence:
Fortunately, I am not your classmate.
Friendship, teacher-student love, fatherly love, all untenable, only the love of human corpse love is a bit true?
Just talk about the zombie film of love, do not want to collapse, is it possible?
Spit on this part, the "love" in "Zombie Campus" is unreliable, so is the "human nature" piece also a mess?
It wasn't.
Two of them are quite well-portrayed characters, giving "Zombie Campus" a bottom.
Two villains.
A female politician, when the firefighter's father wanted to escape from the isolation house privately and return to school to save her daughter, firmly opposed and reprimanded his behavior.
But when the government accused her of being an accomplice in helping the firefighter's father escape, she suddenly changed her face, claiming that she was not only not an accomplice, but also a principal offender, and that she would take full responsibility alone, and in any case, she would side with the powerless civilians.
How arrogant was she looking when she triumphantly bragged about her grasp of politics afterwards?
A small reversal, the image of a black politician who is good at the city government, immediately came alive.
Through female politicians, you can truly feel the complex and multifaceted nature of "human nature".
The other is the male protagonist's nemesis.
The nemesis was originally a follower of the school bully, and after being bitten by a zombie, the yin and yang mistakes also became "half corpses", because the male protagonist witnessed the process of him killing the principal, so he was bent on killing him and destroying the evidence.
But because the male protagonist has the aura of the protagonist, the nemesis has repeatedly lost battles, but he has not given up on this, but has repeatedly lost battles.
once......
twice......
Three times......
The sworn enemy who constantly fails, always has a firm will, tries his best, and will never be hit by difficulties.
He is like Sisyphus in "Zombie Campus", knowing that the stone will eventually fall to the bottom, but he still grits his teeth and firmly pushes the stone to the top again and again.
Such an inspirational character, a bloody story... When I looked at it, I couldn't help but burn it.
Who is the protagonist!
Is it really only for the sake of destroying evidence of guilt by fighting to this end?
The world is going to be destroyed. What is the point of incriminating evidence?
The reason why the nemesis is so persistent is purely because the male protagonist looks down on him and says that he is a bastard.
Yes. An already despicable school bully followed the class and became a half-corpse, thinking that he could claim the king's hegemony, but he was also looked down upon by the male protagonist.
This viciousness due to excessive self-esteem is the opposite of "human nature" that can stand.
And voila. The protagonist group only knows how to set up people and engage in fake "love", on the contrary, the villains who are generally treated by the face are flesh and blood, so that "human nature" reveals its true nature.
The inversion of the cart before the horse in "Zombie Campus" directly destroyed all their possibilities of becoming a masterpiece.
It boils down to one sentence —
"Zombie Campus" is making fools of the audience.
The reason why the protagonist group is all set up in LiRen is to output condensed emotional shells one by one:
A benevolent teacher with a big truth, a loving father who sacrifices himself, and a love that is inseparable.
All of them are routine to the extreme bridge design, the purpose is not to tell a good story, write a good character, but a blow to hit the audience's tears -
Touched, all moved by Lao Tzu;
Cry, cry to Lao Tzu.
This kind of indiscriminate trick of not talking about logic and only talking about emotions is really a habitual trick of Korean drama romance, and now it is hard to copy into the zombie drama, which naturally does not work.
You make a fool of the audience, and the audience gives you a stick.
The best example is the super IP "The Matrix 4" that has just recently made a big splash on the streets around the world.
Even such a sequel to such a classic film history will be tragically killed by Waterloo because of making the audience a fool, not to mention "Zombie Campus"?
Known as the screenwriter's bible, "Stories" by Robert McKee talks about the most basic principles of character building:
You have to give the character a clear goal, and then let him climb over one wall after another, and ultimately succeed or fail.
That's why women politicians and sworn enemies are credible. One of them wants to fiddle with politics, the other wants to kill the nail in his eye, and persistently act on this goal, whether it is success or failure.
They are all evil people, but they are evil enough to speak the Basic Law.
On the other hand, the protagonist group, they have a lot of confusing behavior, which will make you confused, whether their goal is to survive or talk about a romantic sadomasochistic love affair under the end of the world.
You will be difficult to understand, why should the female class leader be an hindsight, is she not taking lao tie as a classmate?
You will have a hard time understanding why Bancao also tied himself to the female squad leader who turned into a half-corpse in the first place as a guarantee.
Later, he not only completely forgot about this matter, but even took the initiative to help her cover up, did he no longer care about the lives of other students?
The character's behavior and logic are torn apart.
Some people have said that the essence of film and television is calculation.
That's true.
But what is calculated is how the script is more exquisite, how the characters are more three-dimensional, rather than calculating the audience's laughter and tears, letting the characters do something against logic, to poke the audience's eyeballs and creaks.
This is not only sorry for the audience, but also sorry for the "extras" who did their best to perform.
They worked so hard to do a good job, I thought that we, who were as ordinary as them, could see a wonderful drama, under the weight of life, and occasionally breathe.
This is a show of countless beaters who have turned themselves into even their mothers.
Uncle Meat wants to ask, the golden fathers who are responsible for the "Zombie Campus", every time you look at these hard-working extras, especially the creeping little sister below...
Don't you feel ashamed?
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