When I volunteered for the college entrance examination, my parents said that the medical profession was very good, and I could work in the hospital in the future, and the institution was also an iron rice bowl, so I learned the medical laboratory profession and became a proud laboratory physician!
I thought I didn't have to face the patient directly, I didn't have to work for 24 hours in a row, but then I found out that I was too young and naïve. The night shift abused me a thousand times, and I waited for the night shift as I first saw.
The most painful night shift these testers have ever survived is simply too real... Come and see, in the end, whose heart is pierced.....
The patient steps on the nurse's off-duty spot
Coming to me
The beautiful night shift had just begun, and the patient came to me on time when the nurse sister left work, gently knocked on the window, handed me the card, and said please draw my blood.
Me (smiling): Sorry, the nurse just got off work, please go to the emergency room and find a nurse to draw blood.
Patient: Huh? The nurse is off work, so you draw me blood?
Me (smiling reluctantly): This time, I can't draw blood anymore.
Patient: Huh? Why can't you draw blood in a white coat? I don't even have any work in the hospital to draw blood?!!
I (with a forced smile on my face and a lot of complaints in my heart): I'm sorry, the emergency room is on the first floor of Block A, so you can go and draw blood first.
Dinner has not yet begun to digest
Patients enthusiastically came with a "fragrant" gift
A child suddenly had diarrhea, and the parent took the stool to do the routine. Just as I was about to give him the potty box, the beloved parent opened the plastic bag in his bag with lightning speed.
For a time, the reception window was "full of fragrance".
I meditated in my heart: I have rhinitis, I can't smell anything, I can't see anything, I'm not disgusted at all.
After consulting and checking that the requirements are met, I quickly started to take samples, probably because the samples were too "small" to experience the painstaking efforts of parents to collect so many samples.
Parents began to sell enthusiastically: Doctor, don't you come back to order? Doctor, you see, there is a bug here, I am afraid that you need it, they have all brought it together, do you want to take it away and take a look?
Me (enduring the rush to the dinner): No need, I saw it all, you go to the bathroom and dispose of it!
The night grew darker, and he was well-behaved and obedient
"Miyoshi Patient" came with morning urine
A young patient felt that his kidneys were not good, and after registering at the hospital, the outpatient doctor told him that he needed to collect morning urine for urine routine.
After he went to bed and rested at night, he heard urine in the middle of the night, and forced himself to drive to the hospital to do urine routine.
For a week, sometimes it was one o'clock in the morning, sometimes it was three o'clock in the morning, when to get up at night, when to come to the laboratory to report. That week this patient became an independent key handover project for our night shift colleagues to hand over their work during the day.
The outpatient doctor and we were very curious about what made him so persistent, in the era of young people staying up at night, for a week, so carefully following the doctor's advice, insisting on the "great feat" of coming to the hospital to do the urinary routine as soon as he "got up" to pee, no matter what time it was.
Not to mention, his urinary routine was normal.
"Baidu Professional" Grade 8 Outstanding Patient
Take advantage of the mysterious visit late at night
AIDS is always difficult to talk about, patients themselves feel that there are AIDS symptoms, the first choice of du niang self-diagnosis, "Baidu medical treatment" after feeling that they must be AIDS.
So came to our hospital to do AIDS testing, but many TIMES THE HIV test showed negative, afraid to meet acquaintances during the day did not dare to come to the hospital, always taking advantage of the dark night, to the hospital laboratory department to personally line.
Claiming that he obviously has AIDS, the "brain disabled" hospital can't detect it? How to be rated as a top three hospital?!
Every night in the laboratory window from the choice of experimental methods to the precision of the instrument, the content is extremely rich, a variety of Baidu questions and answers back to the stream, tirelessly come to our department for AIDS testing knowledge point PK for more than a month, and finally we won the testing department, ending this protracted professional competition.
Whenever the director criticized our lack of professional ability, the patient was nominated for praise, and even wanted to invite him to give a special lecture to our department.
Just saw the dawn of dawn
The sound of the ambulance woke me up instantly
It's coming, it's coming with a big set.
Within ten minutes, accompanied by the doctor's urgent urging, the blood came. Routine, blood clotting, blood type, biochemistry, myocardial markers are all arranged for him!
After another five minutes, the call came, and it was the doctor, asking why the results were not yet available. I know that the doctor on duty may be in a hurry to go to the operation, but just after the blood is drawn, there is no blood clotting, how to centrifuge? (Does centrifugation require time?) Do you want time to get on the machine? Obviously said an hour out of the results ah!!
If possible, I would also like to produce results in 5 minutes! The rest of the time made me squint a little for five minutes and adjust to my already chaotic endocrine!
Finally a set was sent away, and after two hours, the patient sent another set after the operation (buy one get one free, sometimes it is really unhappy). After the patient lost blood, a large amount of fluids were replenished, and the results of the second specimen were known to the knees, and there were certainly few normal. Sure enough, there are a bunch of critical values, follow the process to review, record, and then communicate with the intensive care unit.
It's really not that we are bored and want to call the intensive care unit to contact the feelings ~ although you must know that the results are not normal, but according to the regulations, we must call to inform you ~ ~
The night was finally over
The next night is not far away
When I took over the shift, I was full of energy, I had dinner at 5:30 p.m., and I was full of energy at 8 o'clock, and until 12 o'clock, I was the most able to stay up late in this hospital!
Stayed up until 2 a.m.: the soul was asleep, the calf muscles were trembling involuntarily, and they were barely carrying their bodies.
Stay up for another hour: the stomach begins to wake up, sleepy and hungry, remembering that I brought yogurt, but I want to drink and take off my gloves to wash my hands, I feel so troublesome, forget it, anyway, at most ten minutes to work will come, I will insist on it for a while!
Finally stayed up until 5 o'clock: people suddenly got up, their eyes could be opened, their waists were not sore, they could trot two steps, and they calculated in their hearts that there were still two and a half hours to go, and I was going to fly freely! After work, I'm going to eat the Shanghai wontons in the commercial street to treat myself! Go back to sleep, dress up in the afternoon, and I'm going to be the prettiest boy on the street in the evening!
Finally stayed up to the takeover point: Oh my God, finally off work!!! I'm going home to sleep!!! Small wontons? What is that? What's the point of eating that stuff? Friends about hanging out at night? Besides, I'm going to be trapped, and no one should stop me from going home and sleeping!!!
Today is also a young person full of vitality who is exhausted by the night shift!
Night shift is a "compulsory course" that all staff in the hospital have to go through, sometimes the doorbell can ring 180 times a night to make us "miserable", sometimes the value of the value in the middle of the night is abnormal to find a reason for us to "worry about fear", and some hospitals will put "offerings" before the night shift, praying that the god of the night shift will let us spend tonight safely.
We examine people who have always been the best at staying up late
During the night shift, we ached and rejoiced
Source: Inspection time
Edited by: Yeah Reviewer: Xiao Ran