1. In high school, a classmate in my class was robbed of money by a group of, and if he didn't give it, the beat him. He picked up a brick to move, and no matter how the other beat him, he shot the head of the boss to death, and the blood splashed everywhere, which was called a ferocity. After that, he became a legend, and no one dared to mess with him within ten miles.
2. What more domineering side leak than this mom! When I came home in the evening and saw my mom chatting with a young girl I didn't know, and when I came back, my mom pulled me over and said, "Come, this is your future daughter-in-law, you know!" Oh, happiness came too suddenly, caught off guard
3. In the morning, when I went to the bun shop, I bought a meat bag, the car rode to the halfway point, remembered that I didn't pay, immediately turned around and went back to the shop to give the boss money, the boss scratched his head and said embarrassedly: I'm sorry boy, just scolded you for half a day
4. When I resigned, I have not been paid for three months, when I go to the finance to settle the salary, the salary is 9096 yuan, the finance says there is no change, less than six yuan is not OK? I hurriedly said: I will give you four pieces, you give me ten thousand, just right! I still remember the frightened expression on Finance's face
5. Go to your girlfriend's house, and you are extremely nervous. At dinner in the evening, the future father-in-law drank two more drinks and said to me: "Xiao Li, I see that you are a very confident person with a broad mind, and I think that you will become a great instrument in the future, and I will be relieved that my daughter will hand it over to you." "I'm so happy to hear that, and I'm busy asking you what you can see?" He replied, "Look at how you look, and you dare to soak my daughter, it shows that you are not a simple person." "I...
6. In the morning, what wakes you up? Is it a dream, a goal, an alarm clock, or a living expense?
7. The boyfriend will not bargain, in order to exercise him I said: "This way, buy clothes today, bargaining saves money for you to add pocket money." "Then I watched him cut 400 coats into 100 and the boss gave him a pair of gloves.
8. My brother, who took a fancy to the daughter of the owner of the barbecue stall opposite his factory, pulled us to supper from time to time, and after mixing, he could sign a bill, and as a result, he owed more than two thousand in two months... So my buddy told the boss to work for him for free for a month to offset the arrears, and then quit his job to help at the barbecue stall... In the second year, he opened another couple stall not far away!
9. Just entered the elevator and did not stand still and stepped on the feet of a beautiful woman, the beautiful woman looked at me and said quietly: "Can you see me?" My face turned pale and my voice trembled and I said, "Yes! The beautiful woman immediately roared, "You can see how hard I am stepping on me!" ”
10. In high school, I liked a boy in the same class and did not dare to confess, so I planned to write a letter to confess to him, but I did not dare to hand it to him after writing a good letter, the sweat of my palms soaked the letter paper, and the last stomped on the name of the model to change to girlfriend, and then they really walked together.