Creation
MythIf there is a strange ranking, Japan is second, then the first place can only be Greece. How disgusting is Greek mythology? It was a knife pulling on the ass and opening people's eyes.
In Greek mythology, the earliest born god was called Kaos, who created Gaia, the mother of the earth, and then Gaia gave birth to the god of the sky: Uranos.
Uranos
Things are quite normal here, but the next operation is really surprising, and it is really chaotic to call your circle.
When the first gods were born, there was no such thing as ethics, so the god of the sky did a filial piety to the dead: he strengthened Mother Earth!
Gaia
Then Gaia was pregnant, but at this time, Uranos was still in the state of a tree of pear blossoms pressing begonias, and the child was going to grow to one meter eight in Gaia's belly, but Uranos was blocked, they couldn't come out, what to do? At this time, there was a doll in Gaia's stomach that was particularly grumpy, holding a sharp weapon in her mouth and drinking: "Old thing, give way to Grandpa!" "Saying that he cut it with his hand, he gave Uranos a pain, and with a snort, he jumped off Gaia's body, so that the heavens and the earth were separated, and there was everything in the world.
Compared with the creation theories of Japan and Greece, Pangu's groundbreaking theory is particularly simple.
Birth of Venus
Without Uranos blocking, the doll in Gaia's body finally got to light. The first thing that comes out is the grumpy baby who is the brother or the father of the hand blade: Kronos.
Cronus
This relationship is chaotic, how to call it is a matter, if it does not work, it is each of them, you call me brother, I call you father.
After the gourd babies came out, Kronos still had his father's small teapot in his hand, which was really a bit unsightly at first glance, and then Kronos threw it: "Go you."
Or say that the gods are awesome, throw it away, and throw out a big beauty!
After the small teapot of the god of the sky fell into the sea, a god known to everyone was born, that is, Venus, the god of love. The true body of the most beautiful goddess is the small teapot of the gods.
Venus
It is said that after the teapot spout of the god of heaven broke, he recovered as before with his powerful healing ability, and the god of heaven who revived his mighty wind immediately wanted to look at the stars and see the moon with the god of the earth, from poetry and song to the philosophy of life.
But Grumpy Baby is still an ethical disciplinarian, how can she let her brother make another big mistake? Therefore, he let his brother, who had the greatest strength, that is, the giant god Atlas, lift up the god of heaven.
Atlas, the giant god of the sky
At this point, the heavens and the earth are no longer merged, and the world is quiet.
From the Japanese mythology of the previous issue, we can draw a conclusion: that is, people cannot be too comfortable, otherwise they will start to rectify those rough children!
The Fall of the Titans
After the god Uranos was lifted up, the grumpy baby Kronos became the second generation of god kings, and then under the action of DNA, he embarked on his father's old path, married his own sister, and gave birth to a string of small grumpy babies.
But Kronos is much more damaged than Daddy, because he is afraid of ending up with the gods, and then he eats all his dolls!
The grumpy wife looked at it, this is a sin! Therefore, when giving birth to the youngest son, in order to protect him, he used a stone disguised as the younger son and gave it to the grumpy baby.
After the grumpy baby swallowed, she couldn't digest it, and her stomach turned upside down, and the children she had swallowed before were all yue. The youngest son changed from old man to boss, and he led his brothers and sisters to launch the war of the gods, throwing the second-generation gods of grumpy babies down to the heavenly court.
This young son is the well-known Zeus.
After the fall of the Titan Twelve Gods, the age of the god Olympus was ushered in. Zeus also succeeded to his father's throne and became the third generation of god kings.
Zeus
The world was at peace again, the blood engraved in dna was awakened again, zeus followed the old path of his grandfather and father, and his sister Hera looked at the stars and the moon, and explored philosophical issues in depth.
Zeus and the Queen of Heaven Hera
But Zeus didn't love flowers and weeds, and despite Hera's beauty, Zeus couldn't help but talk to his other sisters about purple charms. Later, probably feeling that this was boring, Zeus came up with a new trick:
Turn into a swan and talk about philosophy with the new corner! That's really an old faucet, really showy! The most beautiful thing is that after this corner was pregnant, she actually gave birth to two swan eggs, and it was still double yellow, and four dolls hatched.
Zeus sowed seeds everywhere outside, and Hera naturally wouldn't give up! When Hera was about to kill Zeus's wild seed, he saw the cute child in his arms and pulled compassion. Not only did he not pinch the doll to death, but he was also fed milk.
Probably hungry and anxious, this little doll directly bit up, Hera also hurt her eyes, and scolded:
"Finish the calf stuff!" Go you! ”
After saying that, the child was thrown out, and the milk was thrown out with the doll that was thrown away, forming a river, that is, the Milky Way.
So the reason why the West calls the Milky Way, you know!
The doll that was thrown out was Zeus's most famous bastard: Hercules the God hercules. There is also a very thoughtful story about Heliguez and his adopted ♂ son! But I don't want to talk about it today, ever!
Venus's love story
As a person who loves to gossip about other people's housework, we are mainly talking about today: it is the Venus version of the Golden Lotus Legend of the God of Love!
Why Venus is the Greek version of Pan Jinlian, after reading this paragraph you will understand.
It is said that the little mushroom of the god of heaven was cut off by his son and brother, thrown on the sea, and transformed into a beautiful goddess:
Venus, the god of love.
Venus was born from a bubble and was born to look like an adult. She has the most perfect body in the world, so it makes the gods salivate.
Love God's Life, proper Mary Sue novel! As long as men love her, women are jealous of her, and everyone wants her. Zeus is of course no exception, although counting generations, Zeus should be called Grandma Venus, but when love knocks on the door, everything is no longer important.
Therefore, Zeus launched a fierce pursuit of Venus, although Venus was good enough to circle the earth, but zeus, who was the king of the fish he caught, was very disdainful.
"Scumbag roll for the old lady!"
Zeus listened, impotent and furious: "The woman who rejected me has not yet been born, woman, you are playing with fire!" ”
Zeus then took a personal vendetta and betrothed Venus to his son, Hephaestus, the god of fire.
Hephaestus, the god of fire
This Vulcan is the Greek version of Wu Dalang: short, ugly, and lame on one leg.
Originally, Huo Da Lang had planned to end up alone, but he didn't expect to have a bullish father who was so in charge! A Lin sister really fell from the sky!
Fire Lang picked up a big bargain, but it was bad news for Venus.
"The old lady is born beautiful, and actually married such a guy as you!"
So not long after the marriage, when Venus was drying clothes, the hanger fell on the head of Ares, the god of war.
Simon god of war looked up, "Nell, how handsome! ”
Venus smiled shyly, "Handsome man, come and knit the hat." ”
So Venus and Simon the God of War began to look at the stars and watch the moon, concentrating on writing the luminous script for their husbands.
Write and write, don't know how, just write out a doll. This doll, as everyone knows, is Cupid.
Fire DaLang and Venus, plus a non-staff member Ximen God of War, life is also beautiful, but it is human nature to see the hilarity, I don't know which day, someone will send a message to Huo DaLang:
"Da Lang, how does god of war use your stuff?" Still wearing your clothes? ”
When Huo Da Lang heard this, the cooking cake was no longer sold, and he hurried home.
Sure enough, Venus and the God of War were knitting hats for themselves. Fire Lang was furious and immediately wrestled with the God of War. The gods, like the mother-in-law with the broken mouth, arched the fire while pulling the frame.
Unexpectedly, this Venus did not care at all, turned around and looked at the stars with Hermes, the son of Zeus, and Hermes was also very kind, and when he looked at the stars with Venus, he did not forget to tutor Cupid with his homework.
Faced with a hat sent by Venus, what can Fire Lang do? Of course, I chose to forgive her! But don't say it on the face, the heart is still very diaphragm. So the Vulcan also began to go crazy.
One day, when Vulcan was talking to his sister Athena, he looked at his holy and beautiful sister, the tradition of Vulcan engraved in DNA, and began to stir.
But Athena was a clear stream among the gods, never involved in the mess.
At first, Athena was very sympathetic to her brother's plight, but seeing that her brother actually made such an unreasonable request, she immediately said: "Roll! ”
In the extreme tug with the Vulcan, the Vulcan's filth stained Athena's leg, and the goddess was disgusted and could not do it, and quickly took the wool and wiped it off.
"Go you!"
The wool thrown out turned into a baby, and when it grew up, it was the ancestor of the Athenians.
This incident tells us that throwing things casually is not a good habit, and it is not a good habit to throw out something.
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