Source: History teacher Wang Hanzhou
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During the Three Kingdoms period, the Shu kingdom was in a great drought. The first lord Liu Bei ordered: save grain and prohibit winemaking.
Later, the more radical it became, and even if the people had wine-making utensils in their homes, they would be judged to be "intended to make wine" and fined.
On this day, the counselor Jian Yong followed Liu Bei around and saw a man and a woman and two young people walking by the side of the road.
Jian Yong grabbed Liu Bei and was filled with righteous indignation: "Lord, the two of them intend to commit adultery, don't face!" Catch it! ”
Liu Bei was confused: "Which one?" How do you know they intend to commit adultery? ”
Jian Yong said, "They all have sexual instruments." ”
Liu Bei laughed and immediately ordered the release of the people who had been arrested earlier.
--Romance of the Three Kingdoms, vol. XXXVIII
02
Lu Xun did not like his arranged wife, Juan.
Yu Dafu said in "Remembering Lu Xun":
In the cold winter of Beiping, he only wears a pair of single pants, just to suppress sexual desire and avoid "losing his foot".
03
During the Five Dynasties of the Tang Dynasty, the prince Li Congyu (Li Maozhen's eldest son) held a birthday party.
Among the guests, two of the most conspicuous were:
One is called Qin Feng, "ugly and bearded."
One is called Wei Bo, "Young like a beauty"
Wei Bo joked with Qin Feng's beard: "I am unfortunate today, sitting with the 'King of Water and Grass'." ”
Qin Feng glanced at him, "Madame don't say anything, let's eat." ”
The crowd almost laughed back.
——Ancient and modern Tan
[Note: Qin Feng and Wei Bo are actually place names.] It is convenient for narrative, and here refers to "the envoys who represented Qin Feng and Wei Bo and came to the banquet". 】
04
During the Zhenguan period, the Hui envoy Mian Bogao carried a heavy treasure to see Emperor Taizong, including a swan.
Halfway down the road, Membergao lost his hand and let the swan fly away.
He wandered again and again, and finally came up with a plan.
Arriving in Chang'an, Tang Taizong opened the Hui Qi GuoShu and asked Mian Bogao: "This guoshu says that a swan from the Tianshan Mountains is given away, why didn't I see it?" ”
Membergao replied unhurriedly, "My Lord forgot to add an attachment." ”
05
A Suzhou man asked his friend: What happened yesterday made you so happy? So hard in the house.
Friend: No.
The man: I went to your house to find you, and I listened to you for a long time, do you still want to deny it?
Friend: Lie to you I'm not human! I wasn't home yesterday.
——Hiroki Kobayashi
06
Thailand's 33-year-old tattooist NathaPon recently appeared on the show and took his wife with him.
But he has 8 wives!
The first 7 wives met at weddings, markets, hospitals, Instagram, Facebook, Douyin, and temples
The 8th wife was met when he took the 4th wife on a trip to Pattaya
Surprisingly, these 8 women not only do not compete for favors, but also get along well
The eldest wife mentioned that when her husband first told herself that he had a new woman outside, he only asked her husband questions such as "is the other party ok, do you get along well, and do you agree with the sister's family"
Most of the outside world thinks that Natapon is very rich, but he said that in fact, he is only a well-off family, he is responsible for the family's utilities and the cost of raising children, and the wives themselves have to make money
this....
It's also too unspeakable....
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