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Fighting Landlord (joke)

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who paid the most attention to the name of the long worker when using the long worker, as long as the name was good and the wages were high, it did not matter.

On this day, two poor people came to the landlord's house to find work, one of them called a promotion, and the other was called fortune.

When the landlord heard the name, he made up his mind to keep these two long-term workers no matter what, and the wages were high for them.

When the two poor people heard the wages, they were happy and broken, and they both expressed their willingness to do it.

Fighting Landlord (joke)

So the landlord took in the two poor men for a period of one year, and agreed not to dismiss or not to work in the middle.

Fearing deception among the landlords, he gave the landlord a condition and said, "Follow you, but you have to promise me two things." ”

The landlord said, "Tell me about it. ”

The promotion officer said, "The first thing is that you can only borrow things from you, you can't borrow things from me." ”

The landlord laughed and thought, "You two are poor bastards, what do I borrow from you?" amusing! Thinking of this, the landlord said cheerfully: "That line, I promise you." ”

Fortune said, "The second thing is what the treasurer eats, and what he eats." ”

The landlord thought to himself, "This condition is a bit high, but if you can keep them, you can't agree to it." Thinking of this, the landlord said, "This is not a difficult matter, then, promise you." ”

The landlord agreed to both of these things. Therefore, the two of them, the promotion and the fortune, did long-term work in the landlord's house.

Fighting Landlord (joke)

This summer, the landlord went to relatives, let the promotion follow, he wore a straw hat, asked the promotion to carry a gift box for him, the promotion did not have a straw hat, he asked the promotion to open an umbrella, and he left quickly.

Halfway down the road, suddenly it began to rain heavily, and the landlord said, "Bring it, give me your umbrella." ”

The promotion officer said, "We said okay, you can't lend me something." ”

The landlord had nothing to say, so he had to walk in the rain, and when he arrived at his relative's house, the landlord was drenched.

The next day, when he returned home, Fortune saw the landlord squatting in front of his wet nurse to feed, and Fortune pushed the landlord away and went to eat himself.

Fighting Landlord (joke)

The landlord was angry and said angrily, "What are you doing here?" ”

Facai said, "Let's say yes, what the treasurer eats, I will eat." ”

The landlord's eyes were red.

Remembering the two things they had done, the landlord wanted to dismiss them. Because there are rules that have been agreed in advance: less than a year, you can't be dismissed or don't do it. The landlord had no choice but to temporarily accommodate it, thinking that he would talk about it at the end of the year.

Fighting Landlord (joke)

In the blink of an eye, on the evening of the thirtieth day of the lunar month, the landlord called up to the promotion and fortune and said, "You two must know that you have made all these troubles before, and I have not dismissed you, mainly when you are used, it will be tomorrow morning, tomorrow morning I will call you, you must all agree loudly, but don't forget." ”

The promotion and fortune said in unison: "Rest assured, the treasurer, can't forget." ”

On the first day of the first lunar month, the landlord got up very early, and after getting dressed, he opened the door and shouted, "Promotion... Get rich..."

The promotion and fortune were already waiting in the courtyard, and when they heard the landlord shouting, they loudly responded together: "Come, come..."

The landlord listened and was very happy.

Fighting Landlord (joke)

Taking advantage of the landlord's happiness, the promoted officer said: "Treasurer, after a year, do you still want to get rich?" ”

The landlord nodded and said, "Yes, to get rich." ”

Fortune then said: "Treasurer, it's been a year, do you still want to be promoted?" ”

The landlord replied, "Yes, I want to be promoted." ”

The promotion and fortune said together: "Then you have to do another year's work in your house." ”

The landlord could not get angry, so he had to agree again.

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