How did the generals of the Qing Dynasty fight against the Yang People? The description of the Opium War and the 2nd Opium War in the middle school history textbook is almost a brush stroke, giving people the feeling that the Qing Dynasty saw the enemy's cannon ships and directly frightened urine, this sentence is only half right, the Manchu Qing government is indeed urine, but they are also scared, subdued, and pee.
In fact, the generals of the Qing Dynasty have still fought, and they have beaten very high.
During the war, the Daoguang Emperor first sent his eldest nephew Yishan, the so-called tiger fighting, and his brothers fought a good nephew! It's just a pity that this big nephew is not Guo Allen, the good nephew of Liaoning men's basketball team Guo Shiqiang, who can shoot and shoot, but a performance art master. When this old man came to the front line in Guangzhou, he did an extremely sad thing, he caught several tigers in a row and threw them into the sea, trying to provoke the South Sea Dragon King to make it angry, and he sank the foreign devil's ship with one turn. As a result, the Dragon King did not get angry, but he indirectly contributed to the endangerment of the South China tiger.
This is not the funniest, the funniest is Yang Fang, the viceroy of Hunan who came from afar. Lord Yang led the soldiers and horses to the front line, and when he saw that this battle was getting worse and worse, he began his own analysis. According to the reason, our Qing Dynasty's army fought on its own, and the enemy crossed the ocean to Come to China, it is reasonable to say that it should be tired, and the Qing army should have the upper hand in the war situation, but why did it become like this? The reason he came to the conclusion was not that our army did not work hard, but that the British army had Harry Potter! There must be wizards on the ship of the foreign devils. Therefore, to defeat the foreigners, it is necessary to destroy the spells of the wizards. So, he rummaged through the boxes and cabinets to find the toilets used by women, and then arranged a boat, and let a deputy general escort these toilets to the British army, trying to break the British spell with the toilet, only to be bombarded by the British.
Even Lord Lin, who has always appeared in a positive image, is very shallow in his understanding of foreigners. He believes that the knees of the foreign devils cannot be bent, so once they fight with the foreigners, as long as they take a large bamboo pole and sweep them over, they will be sure to knock down all the foreign devils, and they will not be able to get up. This kind of cognition is really laughable, if the devil's legs can't be bent, how do they go to bed? Really think they're zombie ghosts?
With this kind of cognition of Qing officials, how could they win the battle? In the end, the Daoguang Emperor, who was frightened to pee, could only wrap himself in diapers and sign an unequal treaty with foreigners.
The Qing Dynasty paid a terrible price for the isolation of the country and the imprisonment of people's minds, and the original position of the Chinese nation in the world was finally transformed into a barbaric and backward old empire under the destruction of wild boar skin and its descendants' predecessors and successors. The Manchu Qing mistakenly believed that I had been Chinese for three hundred years, and this statement was not false! Now there are still people who are summoning the souls of the Manchu Qing and smearing grease and powder for the government, in the words of the famous star Fan Zhiyi, that is, the face is not wanted.