Author | Leaf listening maple
Source | Uncle Kay tells stories
The eldest is dressed in fresh clothes and angry, and the second is old in clothes to pick up the world
01
Q: They all say the order of appearance of life,
Determines his quality of life.
It's not a rumor, it's true!
But here comes the second oldest,
The money bag is shriveled, the energy is exhausted, and the mother's strength is weak,
Consumption has completely degraded!
Q: Is there really that much difference?
Very big!
After having the second eldest,
What taste is not tasteful, good looking or not good-looking,
Can our second-child family take care of these?
No!
The standard for buying clothes for the boss is to change seasons.
The criteria for buying clothes for the second eldest are:
The boss's old clothes are still not something to wear.
As a result, the feeling of the eldest and second eldest taking out is different:
Q: What if the eldest and second eldest are of different genders?
That's even more hilarious!
Q: Can the second eldest be willing?
hey! Excitement!
The second is not picky,
He also often dangled in front of his brother's closet,
See which piece of clothing is small and he can take over.
The boss is the best at everything, and the second is energy-saving and environmentally friendly
02
Q: Did the second brother only pick up the boss's clothes?
How can it be!
For example: daily necessities.
Q: Did the second brother have anything new?
Of course!
The only thing that's new is that the diapers are not wet.
And: old toys!
When the pension is big,
I'd rather tighten the belt of my pants and raise my baby like a rich second generation.
The toys in the home are piled up in a mountain, as long as there are types on the market,
Buy less and feel sorry for the boss's intellectual development.
Q: In this way, I found that the eldest had a lot of IQ tax.
It's okay, it will be saved on the second brother!
Now the pixel of the phone is so high,
As long as the light is good, I can compete with the studio.
The effect is not bad,
The key is that there is no flower, and the whole family is happy to blossom.
The eldest takes care of the book, and the second takes care of the pig
03
Q: Is the second brother more real than the boss?
Skinny doesn't know,
Anyway, my heart is a lot bigger!
Q: How did this shift come about?
Hey, it's simple!
Since having the second eldest,
The whole family's orthodontic disease was cured.
The eldest had a fever in the middle of the night when he was a child
The whole family went crazy and rushed all the way to the hospital at a red light.
When it was the turn of the second brother to have a fever, I touched it:
It's okay, it's not too hot, take some medicine and continue sleeping!
Q: It seems that the family status of the second eldest is indeed inferior to that of the eldest!
That's a far cry!
Go to the second brother and put the bath water,
I swiped it with my hand, and after three strokes and five divisions by two, I washed it.
what? Take a thermometer for cool water temperature? inexistent.
The water is hot and the blood is alive, and the water is cool to keep fit, all of which can be!
After all
Those of us who have given birth to a second child,
Too many children can't be fine!
The eldest realizes the freedom of the interest class, and the second has only the freedom to save money
04
Q: Now a child has to apply for a lot of interest classes.
Is it the same for two-child families?
It's more sensible to sign up for class!
Q: Then the second brother does not apply for interest classes?
Report,
However, the money of the parents of the second child is not good to cheat!
Q: Then the second old man must have saved a lot of money!
It's not about money at all!
Q: Yes, yes!
Hey, don't praise me for being smart,
After all, a person has to take two,
You can't be tired and paralyzed, but you must also be tired.
The old mother of the second child, without ideas and wisdom,
How can you laugh at the arrogance of teaching the auxiliary rivers and lakes?
Difficulties out of talent, the times to create heroes
05
Q: Does the second brother have no opinion?
It's not that he's not good enough for the second brother, it's that he didn't come by chance!
But the second brother also developed his own survival philosophy!
Q: Finally, would you like to say something to the mother of the second child?
Mixed feelings!
This article is purely true, if there are similarities,
Oh my God, I'm looking for an organization!
Hurry up and "like"
"Forward" out!
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