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Nurses, although expensive angels in white
But there is also a fragile side to its troubles
Except every day in the hospital
Dealing with a wide variety of patients
It also has to deal with various contingencies
You'll even have to go through some weird things
It's even more annoying than a doctor! Hahaha
Patient: What medicine did I take?
Nurse: Roche-Fen
Patient: What? Snail powder?
Hahaha, all said Guangxi people draw blood
Inside the test tube is snail powder soup
It seems to be true, hahaha
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When my dad had an infusion after surgery some time ago
Tell the doctor to drink all the drops
Then every time a nurse came to change the potion he said
Hurry up and I'll dry it up in two bites
A patient had surgery in the morning, and I went to take my blood pressure in the morning
Me: Auntie has such good blood pressure today
Auntie: I secretly told you that I took my medicine
Me: What medicine was taken
Auntie: Stomach medicine
Me: You can't eat or drink today during surgery
Auntie: I drank milk without drinking water
I:???
I put a P on the intramuscular injection
It's really undisguised to take off your pants and put P
I experienced it last week
I work at a dental hospital
He said waiter, pour me water to drink
I didn't hear that
But my doctor heard it
Say: Where are the waiters here
Then he didn't speak
The doctor didn't ask me to pour water
Fortunately, I didn't hear it, otherwise I would have been angry for half a day
Hahaha, when my grandpa had surgery
The old man thought the old man in the next bed was dead
Every once in a while I'm going to ask my grandmother to see if he's alive or not
Respiratory departments often encounter themselves with oxygen tubes
There's also doing atomization as soon as you see the nurse going to someone else's place and not doing it
Let it spray itself, and then say it didn't work
It's weird that it works
The patient is well fed there
Bored, I pulled the needle out of my pillow
Went out for a walk on their own
Tell the patient that not smoking in the oxygen ward will cause an explosion
Patient: What's the drop? You sucked me up the gas?
There was a 15-bed uncle who wouldn't give Grandpa dentures
The bell rang and called me over, and when it came to me, I was told to wear it for him
Twice down I: I won't either
Uncle: You wouldn't be a nurse?
Laughing Dead Nurse is an all-rounder
I'm not an encyclopedia
Before a woman in her thirties
To cure the disease, I just took out the needle
She saw the needle and cried
Crying and saying that she was afraid, that she was gone, that she was going home
The newborn baby did not open his eyes
His dad asked if I could rip his eyes off
I ask the patient to wear a mask
He asked me if I wanted to wear a mask
What should I do if the disease is not cured and other problems come out?
Hypertension, with medication
Ate it once and it was normal the next day
Ran over to return the drug and said that the blood pressure was normal
No need to take medicine, yesterday it was to sell her medicine to earn her money
Only to talk nonsense to scare him
I remember going to the clinic some time ago
That aunt said I had acute laryngitis
I replied how anxious, hahaha
To add medicine to the patient, he asked what medicine
I said cephalosporin, he said what about the second packet?
Draw blood from the patient
Her mother asked another one without glasses to come over
I'm afraid I can't see the blood vessels
I was in the Chinese pharmacy, and a grandfather came to ask
Chinese medicine is too bitter to drink
Can you do a little drip?
Hahahahaha, after reading this
A fun story that takes place between a patient and a nurse
Suddenly I felt that the hospital was not so dignified and terrible
Of course, we also have to give doctors and nurses
More understanding and respect
Don't add more to these angels in white
Strange troubles ~