The complicated emotional ethical story of my dog's blood with second-hand BMW bicycles and car thieves

It's a long, complex emotional ethical story that happens between me, who suffers from severe motion sickness, a second-hand BMW bike, and a car thief.

Season 1 (2008):

The eldest sister of the Wang family gave me a car, and a certain thief stole it.

Curse him for what?

Curse him for the next life to change the brake pads of bicycles.

Season 2 (2008):

We bought our own old car, and it was stolen within two days.

Curse the thief what?

Curse him to become a small yellow car in the next life.

Season 3 (2009):

The Chen family's sister gave me a car, which was stolen within half a year.

Curse him for the next life to be a transgender BL man.

Helpless to buy a car again. Still depressed after the purchase.

Can't help but try to comfort yourself: the newly purchased second-hand bicycles in the second-hand market this time are good-looking———— the body is blue and verdant, the basket is white and verdant, the ruts are black and verdant, and the spokes are also silver and verdant! ———— got the name "Little Blue"!

More spirit, more texture, more colorful, isn't it?

Every day after that, I crossed the BMW, carried the Xinjiang bun on my back, hummed a small song and whistled on the road, commuted to work, and the wind attracted more attention and made passers-by rare, right?

The fiery red sun has just come out of the mountain,

On the road came a certain female Han

She didn't care to run forward,

Hurry up and get on the road.

You have to ask her why she is so busy

It's only because it's 9 to 5 and it's now 8:30!

Look at this certain woman Han,

Driving a second-hand BMW bike,

The car is still a blue and white verdant

It dodged in the crowd, snatching left and right

The people who shake are dazzling, dazzling and chaotic

The little heart fluttered and beat as if it were about to break the string

Mercedes-Benz cars are not as capable of turning as much as it is

BMW cars are not as capable of drilling as it is

It's a real complaint from fellow travelers who are annoyed everywhere, left and right

You have to ask this car what other novelty wow

We'll talk about it next time!

Season 4 (2012):

It is said that someone Han sold his wife Xiaolan, who had been with him for many years and was so ill that he was about to travel to the west with a crane, to his tooth wife at a low price, and by the way, he bought a bride from his dentist to return home.

The bride called "A Purple", dressed in purple and black, graceful like a flower. Someone is also proud and boasts about everyone. Nai Le was extremely sad, and within a decade, Ah Zi was stolen by people, and the traces were faint and could not be detected. Someone was indignant, angry, and shouted, "Which bastard stole it??" yes?? Curse you for constipation for a lifetime! ”

Helplessly, someone went to the dentist again and wanted to buy a new wife. The tooth woman pulled out a woman, the blue clothes were shining, the black clothes were like ink, the face was like hibiscus, and the posture was Yuanna. Someone was overjoyed and sighed: "Knowing Junchu is like returning to the old man!" "Then he quickly delivered the money and returned home with people."

The next day, someone looked at the bride in the light and suddenly exclaimed, "Small. small.. small.. blue.... “

The bride said: "I don't know, a person without conscience, but I have a little plastic surgery, beauty, more paint, oh no, rouge, I can't recognize the slave family?。。。 dislike... Dead phase... There is a bad situation... ”

Someone was bipolar and full of dirty words, but in the end he did not say a word. Only scolding in the heart: you dead thief dead thief dead thief dead thief...

Curse that you have drunk white porridge and no pickles all your life, and you must not be detached from !!!

Season 5 (2014):

In other words, since this little blue went and returned, his temperament has changed greatly, and he used to be a bad wife inside and outside, and he could drive rice on the road! But since she was beaten and tweaked, she sighed, it was the princess's sick heart Lori's endurance menopausal temper, and the slightest call to her squeaked and screamed, and it was so miserable that it seemed as if we were her slaves.

In the end, I really couldn't bear it anymore, so I sold it cheaply to the tooth woman, and then bought a car lady to come back.

I didn't think, I bought it casually, it came casually, I didn't have a head and no brain, I didn't understand it, I didn't listen to it, I couldn't understand it, I couldn't do it, I didn't do it well - I didn't work to lose my mother-in-law!

I was not satisfied, but I could not do anything, and I was upset all the time. Just when he was in a dilemma, the little thief's shoes that had not appeared for more than two years suddenly appeared again, and without even greeting, he snatched away the bad guest at the head of the house without saying a word.

After learning about this, I thought to myself, "Ah... Hey... Eh... ay..... not.... oh.... Well.... Ha.... Yes.... The various emotions of the earth took turns to play, and then they calmly and leisurely went straight to the tooth mother's house!

So when it was time for dinner, I went home with the shy little purple car. Because of the previous lessons, this time I spent a lot of energy and thought, and carefully chose half a day. After a few days of trial, I felt more and more that this freshly baked car lady was really neat and tidy, solid in her work, and a hand inside and out. I can't help but feel relieved.

Because I was still thinking about Xiao Zi, who had no trace before, I then told the fate of this car lady: Er Zi.

Season 6 (2020)

Erzi is old.

I sold it decisively, and then bought a new second-hand BMW bicycle lady - white and beautiful, silver shining, gentle and smooth, light as a swallow, so I named her: three silver.

In the past few years, sanyin is good everywhere, that is, the heart is narrow, love to twist acid, occasionally catch up with me and the outside of the shared bicycle such as small yellow la small group of small green oranges or something pull and pull, just give me a face, strike do not work, I still have to do a small low hurry to coax to get better.

Emma, could this be the sweet burden?!

(To be continued, if you want to know what happened between Sanyin and me, please come back in a few years to take a look.) ）

PS: Outside the fifth season:

It was said that on that day, the little thief stole the little blue car lady of the Han family and ran all the way, without time to take care of it. When I stayed in a secluded place where there was no one, I remembered to check it out.

I didn't want to look at it, but I suddenly changed color, and even sighed: "This can pit me to death!" This can pit me to death! ”

After sighing a few times, he wanted to leave, but he was pulled by the little blue and said, "Strongman! Where to go? ”

The little thief said while pulling off Xiao Lan, "This big sister, you hurry home, I will go and not send it!" Do not send! ”

Xiao Lan suddenly burst into tears: "Strong man, you see that the slave family is so beautiful and beautiful, but you are not moved, but why is it?" Could it be self-pity? It doesn't matter, the slave family is not abandoned, the slave family husband is now only seeing the new person laughing, that pity me this old man crying, please be sure to take the slave family with you to go high fly wow... ”

The little thief was like a wooden chicken, and he couldn't make a sound, and only after half a moment did he open his mouth and say, "Help... life.... HELP。。。。 SOS.........

Partial cast of seasons 4 and 5

Someone- Han's daughter, that is, I am comparable to a second fool!

Little Blue – my ex used BMW bike car

Erzi – my current used BMW bike

A Purple – my former dewy love affair X Hand Polo bike car

Tooth Po - Cameo by Chuanda South Gate car repair master and his wife

If the thief who steals the car ---- he dares to come, I dare to bury it, bury it alive!!!!

But before I bury it, I still have to thank him for taking away the loser's daughter-in-law for me in the fifth season!