Jiang Yi Li Dong Chen Tianming Changcheng "Happy Birthday" sketch line script / annual comedy competition

Abstract: (12:01)

Chen Tianming: Master, twenty minutes later, you still haven't been able to accept your teddy bear, can I talk?

Li Dong: If I were six years old, twenty minutes would be enough, I would be twenty-six this year, I graduated from undergraduate, I believe in science.

Chen Tianming: What's this, I'm just here to spend your birthday with you.

Li Dong: Okay, even if I betray science once, I will accept you.

Jiang Yi: Looking, looking, finding, finding, looking.

Li Dong: Then you can explain this to me.

Chen Tianming: Explanation.

Jiang Yi: Let me explain to you, this is called a birthday hat, which is worn on birthdays.

Chen Tianming: No, he has not yet accepted that we can talk.

Jiang Yi: It's been twenty minutes, and you haven't explained it to him.

Chen Tianming: You come.

Jiang Yi: I'm ten minutes is enough, I'm Pinocchio.

Li Dong: No need, no, in this way, I will betray science again, and I will accept that you two can't do it.

Chang Cheng: Okay, that pasta is good, hurry up, eat it while it's hot.

Li Dong: But how can our refrigerator still be alive?

Chang Cheng: What's the matter, I don't like to eat pasta, OK, I'll give you a poached egg.

Chen Tianming: You will wait, is that an egg thing?

Li Dong: Yes.

Chen Tianming: You have to eat longevity noodles for your birthday, what kind of pasta do you eat.

Chang Cheng: I only have pasta here.

Jiang Yi: No, I eat pasta at home.

Chen Tianming: You are Italian, you put it here to eat pasta.

Jiang Yi: What happened to Italy, what happened to Italy.

Li Dong: Stop, stop, don't argue, I eat, after eating you can leave.

Jiang Yi: After eating, is it a birthday?

Chen Tianming: No, you have to give gifts.

Chang Cheng: I still have to light candles.

Chen Tianming: I still have to make a wish.

Chang Cheng: I still have to eat cake.

Jiang Yi: That can't go.

Chen Tianming: Hmm.

Li Dong: Okay, okay, in this order, let's hurry down, and then you quickly disappear.

Chen Tianming: Okay, the first step is to give gifts.

Chang Cheng: I came first, I have a bag of frozen dumplings that have been sealed for many years, and I give it to you.

Li Dong: Isn't this my own?

Jiang Yi: To you, gift.

Li Dong: What's this?

Jiang Yi: Nose.

Li Dong: Nose.

Jiang Yi: Hmm.

(Unfinished)

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