Third Master Zhang Fei: Stupid to the extreme is cute

Text/Yu Muyi

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The third master Zhang Fei has a black face, a full face and a beard, and his beard is not soft.

If the sound is like a hong bell, often people have not arrived at the door, and they have also roared to death Xiahou Jie with a voice.

Rough people, there is no ink in the stomach, only rubbing other people's words are the same.

This sound of "I am the same", popular into the stem, the fan group called him "Xiao Feifei".

This is a burst of praise for Zhang Fei's cuteness, and we have no resistance to everything.

So many people in the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" have never heard others being called Xiao Cao Cao and Xiao Quan Quan, even if it is Zhang Fei's worshipper, BeiBei and Yu Yu rarely hear it. It can be seen that everyone loves Zhang Fei alone.

This is very annoying, isn't it true that we are all psychopathic?

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Meng has two forms, one is natural cute, cute pet, cute baby, cute girl, natural to carve decoration.

There is also a kind of stupid cuteness or stupid cuteness, stupid is not cute originally, stupid to the extreme. Just like stinky tofu, it stinks to the extreme and is fragrant when eaten, and the reason is the same.

The Three Kingdoms is an era of iq internal volume, and Zhang Fei is the representative of the anti-internal volume. The mind is simple, the limbs are developed, the words do not agree, and the habit is rough.

He first beat up the overseer. Inspector Yu was Liu Bei's immediate superior, and at that time Liu Bei was serving as a county lieutenant in Anxi County, and sesame official was an official. This violent beating, Liu Bei Sesame Officer could not do it.

Later, he punched Cao Bao's ass again. Cao Bao is Lü Bu's old man, Zhang Fei can't beat Lü Bu, and the drunken madness says that the old man who beat Lü Bu is playing Lü Bu.

This is a very childish statement. At that time, Liu Bei and Guan Yu were going out to attack Yuan Shu, and the drunken Zhang Fei could not defend Xuzhou and was directly served by Lü Bu.

Zhang Fei staggered to see Liu Bei, forcing Liu Bei to say the age-old saying that "brothers are like brothers and sisters, women are like clothes", and they are still being attacked by the Internet.

Later, he killed the whole family of Che Ji. Che Ji is Cao Cao's eyeliner left in Xuzhou, specifically staring at Liu Bei, Che Ji is there, Liu Bei'an.

Zhang Fei rushed to finish this matter, and immediately ran to report the good news to Liu Bei, Liu Bei's face was of course dead and ugly, and he threw Zhang Fei a look to understand for himself.

Offending the postmaster, Liu Bei did not care. Offending Lü Bu, Liu Bei could stand up. Offending Cao Cao, Liu Bei felt bitter. Zhang Fei wrote a battle book to Cao Cao on Behalf of Liu Bei.

To say that Liu Bei's first half of life is really not easy. Such a stupid third brother is around, and he really can't move.

People say that what kind of teammates you have, what kind of basic disk. No wonder Liu Bei was so excited when he met Xu Shu, this was a physiological reaction that had been suppressed for a long time when he met a smart person. Xu Shu wanted to leave, Liu Bei's heart was like a hanging, it was difficult to turn over, and as a result, he had to overturn the car again, and no one could stand it.

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But to keep being so stupid, no one likes it. Compared with the use of cuteness, we are more afraid of stupid lethality.

If someone thinks they are stupid, but they don't want to be smarter, stupid in the end it is not cute, but no friends.

Those who are close to Zhu are red and close to ink are black, and some people are stupid, and even if they are stupid with their friends, they will be unpopular immediately.

Although Zhang Fei is very stupid, the people around him have not become stupid with him. Kong Ming was the first in the class, and he got along with Zhang Fei for a long time and became the second to last in the class, which was not OK.

On the contrary, Zhang Fei and Kong Ming have been getting along for a long time, and Zhang Fei is getting smarter and smarter. For example, Zhang Fei has a trick, and the Three Kingdoms are unparalleled in the world.

Because Zhang Fei is too fierce, the people who meet him are reluctant to force the bar, and the turtle shrinkage is the most comfortable. Whenever he encountered such a situation, Zhang Fei began to get drunk and beat people, and then without exception, he tricked his opponent out and beat him.

In the beginning, Zhang Fei tricked Liu Dai out. Liu Dai was originally the Assassin of Yanzhou, and was also one of the eighteen town princes who rebelled against Dong Zhuo, which was a small strength.

After spending a long time with Kong Ming, the person who was in Zhang Fei Dao'er was getting higher and higher.

In the confrontation with Hanzhong, Zhang Jaw, one of Cao Cao's five sons, also suffered Zhang Fei's loss. Zhang Jaw's coffee position was the highest level of a general in the Three Kingdoms, and even Kong Ming had to be afraid of three points.

Relying on this knife slash, Zhang Fei ate all over the Three Kingdoms, but did anyone blow it? Are people proud? That makes people feel cute.

Stupid cute and cute, on the surface, stupid words come first, but in fact, cute words are heavy. From stupid to cute, it is actually the surprise of the peak circuit, the joy of willow dark flowers, just like the feelings brought to everyone by Zhang Sanye.

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After all, the reason why we like stupid people is because stupid people are still a little useful.

Liu Chan also had a bit of a silly feeling, but if he touched it carefully in his heart, he would feel that something was wrong. Liu Chan's stupidity is actually superficial and not likable.

Because Liu Chan is of no use. Maybe he was wise and foolish, lived happily all his life, lived to the age of 64 and died, but he wanted to use himself, and there was no benefit to others, and the people around him paid so much for him, but most of them did not have good results.

On the other hand, Zhang Fei can be alone, and the town is guarded in Langzhong, which makes people feel safe in their hearts, and they will not see the future like following Liu Chan.

This place in Langzhong is not an insignificant place, it guards the Rice Cang Road, and it is a military fortress in and out of Wei and Shu.

Liu Bei's best skill is to look at people, otherwise would Langzhong send a Five Tiger General to guard the town? It was with Zhang Fei holding the Micang Road that Liu Bei was relieved to dominate Hanzhong.

Don't forget, Liu Bei is still self-made, and the capital he started his career is still taken out by Zhang Fei.

The three brothers mixed best at the beginning, and it is well known that Zhang Fei. Zhang Fei is in business, Liu Bei is a casual worker, and the heads of businessmen are mostly more active than those of part-time workers.

Later, for a while, the three brothers were separated, and when they were reunited, they found that Zhang Fei was still the best mixed. Zhang Fei occupied the ancient city, and by relying on this small stronghold, he actually attracted thousands of people and horses, in the end it was a businessman.

Useful with people, treat people sincerely. Although Zhang Fei repeatedly pulled his hind legs, Liu Bei has never given up on this pig teammate. Guan Yu summed up the position in one sentence, he said that the third brother was reckless, but he was a piece of pure heart.

In this world, there are too many partners who are scattered, brothers turn against each other, friends insert knives behind their backs, husbands and wives sleep together and dream, all of which are too shrewd. Calculate and calculate, the big dream is empty, and there is no place to go.

Man is a profit-seeking animal, and there are intelligent friends like Kong Ming, who will not like it. With a brave partner like Zilong, who would not be happy. With such a generous friend as Lu Su, who would not yearn for it?

However, if you have a friend like Zhang Fei around, please be sure to treat him kindly.

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