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Hello Toutiao friends
Don't miss the wonderful topics when you pass by~ I wish you all the best and good luck!
Today's topic:
Kong Ming burned 300,000 faces of the Wei army without fear, why did he say "it will damage Yangshou" when he burned the rattan armor soldiers?
The men are all burned to the ground, and the rest return to China, and one man is paired with 800 girls, so Kong Ming said, "It will be a loss of Yangshou!"
This is the way of heaven, doing things too much, heaven will accept it, and it will not be possible to ensure that the descendants will be exterminated one day.
Guan Yu: Strategist, flooding should be fine, right?
Zhuge Liang: The military marquis doesn't have to worry too much, you might as well give it a try
Guan Yu: Strategist, look at how long I can live here
Zhuge Liang: 30
Guan Yu: There are still 30 years, then I can rest assured
Zhuge Liang: 29
Guan Yu: Confused?
Zhuge Liang: 28, 27, 26
Guan yu:......
Zhuge Liang: 25,24...
Guan Yu: [Fear] [Fear] [Fear]
Originally, the weather forecast said that the west wind would come today, but who knew that as soon as the military division came, the east wind would come.
God feeds [think]
Indeed, in the same way, it can be deduced that the governor of Zhou Yu was killed by smoke because of the battle of Chibi to the front-line command of the operation...... So the case was solved
I used to only know that Kong Ming was a political master, a military master, an arson enthusiast, a mechanical engineer and a little expert in scolding, but I didn't expect that the prime minister was also proficient in chemistry [wit] It was simply a magic attack
The fire burned Chibi, and the soldiers easily entered the water to extinguish the fire and survive. And the fire burned the rattan armor soldiers, and the vine armor soldiers had no way to extinguish the fire and survive
Teammates sacrifice to the sky, and the mana is boundless [laughing]
If you want to believe this nonsense in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms", then you have to believe that Zhuge Liang built an altar to borrow the east wind! [tears] Zhuge Liang's ability to borrow the east wind, but he learned it from "Qimen Dunjia"!
So Zhou Yu died early, and then it can be explained that the villager believed in karma [covering his face]
Luo Guanzhong's three views are not correct, killing people is not to look at how much, but to see whether it has led to the extinction of the race, human life is a number?
Moreover, he has been witnessing the scene of burning rattan armor for many years, and he is an old driver. So the burning of Sima Yi is already very slippery [laughs]
The east wind is not borrowed, it is a scientific conclusion drawn from looking at the weather. And the sole purpose of building an altar is... [sneering]
Zhuge : Ahem, I'll say
Zhou Yu: Zhuge Lao Liu [Angry]
So what do you think, friends of the headlines?