The most revealing of human nature is in the face of desire and temptation. Usually, she is gentle, virtuous, tolerant, and understanding, but she did not expect that overnight, when faced with billions of dollars worth of money, real estate, she became so strange, greedy, ugly and crazy...
It was another Saturday night, and my wife brushed up on a day of web drama, collapsed on the sofa, the lights were too lazy to turn on, and the meals were too lazy to cook. I was wondering if I should take advantage of my wife's inattention to sneak into the kitchen to eat the wild vegetable buns left in the morning, when the wife with closed eyes spoke: "Can you get up and go to the kitchen to heat up the wild vegetable buns left over in the morning, I am so hungry that I don't want to move at all." ”
"You don't have enough of those two buns, do you?" I had a clever move.
"Less than me, there are four and a half left, I have counted." My wife's eyes pierced me.
I sighed in frustration and reluctantly got up to go to the kitchen to heat up the leftover buns. At this moment, the wife's WeChat video call rang, it was the girlfriend Xiaomei of the next unit, the wife lazily scratched away, and the delicate makeup face of Xiaomei on the screen looked particularly cheerful in the dark: "Sister! Xiao Wei and I just got a huge portion of crayfish bullfrog chicken wing stew at half price in a new store in Meituan! We can't finish eating, have you and your brother-in-law eaten? Let's take it and eat it together, shall we? ”
The dying wife sat up at once, smiling like an old duck who opened a branch: "No, your sister-in-law is too lazy to cook, you and Xiao Wei come over, just the two boxes of Pilson that your brother-in-law just bought have not yet been opened!" ”
On the other side of the screen, Xiaomei hung up the phone happily, and my wife yawned and stretched out her waist to teach me: "Go get dressed quickly, xiaomei will arrive in a moment, wear a small pants all day and dangle around, do you think you are grandmaster Ronnie?" ”
"Okay, I'll just wear it, will the two buns still be hot for you?" I tried again.
"Four and a half!" Behind him came the shouts of his wife.
The hot bun was brought to the wife, and then the doorbell rang just after putting on the home pajamas, and I went to open the door while tying the elastic band of my pants. Xiao Wei, wearing green Godzilla pajamas, appeared in front of him with a smile on his face, and Xiaomei, who was wearing the same pink pajamas, shouted a brother-in-law and rushed into the house, the slippers did not change while running and shouting: "Borrow a toilet", before I finished: "Wait, I haven't yet..." She had already rushed into the bathroom.
I helplessly shook my head and let Xiao Wei into the house, took the slippers and let him change into them, Xiao Wei sucked his nose while changing the slippers and asked: "What a delicious bun smell!"
I took the takeaway and said politely to him: "The bun that the old lady picked up the mountain yesterday, I brought back some, just a few left, don't give up trying it for a while." ”
Xiao Wei was very happy: "Great, I am good at this bite, before my mother often wrapped, since she moved to live with my sister I have not eaten again, I did not expect to have a mouth to eat at my brother's house today!" ”
When I got to the living room, my wife was already making tea, she greeted Xiao Wei warmly, took the takeaway box in my hand, and opened it layer by layer while politely saying: "Oh, you see, crayfish, chicken wings, bullfrogs have it, how to order so much, we four people can't finish eating ah!" That, the crab stick was added? ”
"Crab sticks, quail eggs, beef balls, rotten bamboo, powder skin, lunch meat, squid fillets, fat sausages have been added, Xiaomei has confessed, these are all sister-in-law's favorite food." Xiao Wei answered with a sniffle while counting, and his eyes were also looking around, as if he was looking for the bun that haunted his dream.
I quickly said to my wife: "Quick, give Xiao Wei the hot bun I just had to taste, see the child is hungry enough!" ”
The wife apologized to Xiao Wei with shame: "I'm really sorry, in fact, there is only half left, I feel that occupying the plate is in the way, just now I ate it, next time I will let your brother bring you a pocket Ha." ”
"Not four and a half..." I scratched my head and asked her in surprise, just halfway through the conversation, I saw my wife turn her head and stare at me fiercely, I want to think about the mother-in-law's usual amount of food and the speed of eating and the ferocity of food protection immediately reacted, quickly said that he was brain disabled amnesia and made a mistake, and promised to let Xiao Wei eat enough next time.
Although Xiao Wei looked a little lost, he also nodded politely and smiled to say that it was all right and completely fine.
Just when the atmosphere was slightly awkward, Xiaomei came out of the bathroom. Only to see her mysteriously jump to her wife's side, quietly possessing her ear and whispering something, her wife suddenly became angry! She bounced up from the couch with one hand crossed at her waist, and the other hand pointed at me: "The surname is Wang!" You don't flush the again!!! ”
I panicked at first, just about to admit that it was wrong! Pinching my fingers, my brain sped up, and I began to recall my own activities in these rooms in 12 hours, and after some calculation, I concluded that this was the second black pot she threw at me after the wild vegetable bun.
I wanted to argue with her for the innocence of the reader, but I was afraid that talking about would ruin eating crayfish bullfrog chicken wings crab sticks quail egg beef balls rotten bamboo powder skin lunch meat squid fillet fat intestines, forget it, admit it, sometimes people have to bow their heads under their own eaves.
At the dinner table, the guests and hosts are seated, and I will not repeat the dinner scene, you can refer to the previous article The experience of the four of us camping.
After eating, the four of them each lay in the corner of the sofa, and the wife gritted her teeth and proposed to play some group games. I suddenly had a flash of inspiration and patted my thigh in agreement: "Great, we happen to be two couples, and we are very familiar with each other, just enough to play together!" Wait, I'm going to get the props!" Then he got up and prepared to go to the study to get the toys.
Xiaomei looked at me with a blank face, and Xiao Wei was nervous and excited, swinging his hands in an almost trembling voice: "Brother... Let's not play too wild? In case the neighbor hears... How bad..."
The kind and pure wife heard the meaning of Xiao Wei's words and pointed at him: "Xiao Wei, can you not be like your brother-in-law all day in your head all day long!" quiet? ”
I also shook my head and scolded in my heart: "Little young people don't learn well!" How can the idea of Orgy group sex be casually expressed! Insulting Sven! What an insult to Sven! ”
Watching me return to the living room with a box of Monopoly World Tour table chess, and there was no leather whip rope candle, Xiao Wei blushed in shame and lowered his head, only Xiao Mei was still dazed.
For Xiaowei Xiaomei so caught up with the post-90s of the Internet era, they are mostly in contact with computer or mobile version of monopoly games, and the physical game is very strange, this is our post-80s era of the supreme entertainment project, remember the version at that time called "entrepreneur", light green paper square chessboard, there are well-known domestic tourist cities, you can buy land to build a house to collect rent, there is a chance card public fund card, up to eight players are allowed to participate in the war, If you have a surplus, you can also find a bank that specializes in issuing money and land deeds and mortgages, often a group of people who are happy all day at night. But the original version is no longer found, and my Monopoly World Tour is an upgraded version of it.
To put it simply, after a little contempt for the little two of us, the four of us officially went to war.
First round: At first, in order to let Xiaomei familiarize herself with the rules first, let her play the role of a bank first, but it turned out that she secretly gave XiaoWei money, resulting in a fight between our husband and wife and their husband.
The second game: the four people first healed, Xiaomei was deprived of the right to run a bank, the four of us scuffled, and as a result, Xiao wei was too good to rob Xiaomei's land, resulting in Xiaomei's bankruptcy and too arrogant attitude, so the two of them had a fight.
The third round: the two of them healed first, the four of us divided into men and women by gender to fight, the result was because Xiaomei and his wife math, geography, luck is too bad to lose a mess and blame me and Xiao Wei to play hooligan cheating, so the four of them fight again.
Fourth round: Or four people healed first, the four of us divided into two teams according to the family to fight, and as a result, because I and Xiao Wei rolled the dice and could not roll the points they both wanted, we were both scolded as stupid waste and brutally beaten.
Fifth round: The two of us healed first, this round we decided to fight a four-man melee, each in its own camp, but only if everyone must abide by polite language, forbidden to use fuck, shit, fuck, fuck, you can't have a personal look, this is your family is great, fuck you egg and other insulting and offensive language. At the same time, all big mouths, scratching, twisting, pinching, scratching, biting, kicking, spitting and other physical attacks are prohibited.
I originally thought that this was just a weekend game between friends, even if it was an opponent on the board, it would not be a friend who would turn against each other and the husband and wife would become a vendetta, but I did not expect that this game made me thoroughly see through how fragile and cruel the so-called years of relationship between husband and wife are.
The luck of the wife at the beginning is good, three laps down even the four opportunities, but also a large amount of cash rewards, and bought a piece of land, the rent immediately doubled several times, and our luck is not generally poor, not into prison or into the park, or to pay taxes, almost every walk into the wife's sphere of influence, tolls continue to pay out, the wife holding a lot of green tickets as if receiving real money, open mouth haha happy, wisdom teeth on the wild vegetables are unobstructed.
When it was her turn to sprinkle the color, she would step on the coffee table with one foot, close the color with both hands, blow the color on the side of the color, and then raise it to the sides of the head to shake in turn, at the same time, with her eyes closed, she also read the words in her mouth: "Bullfrog crab stick crayfish, the queen mother is my mother, the god of Lucky is on my body, win the door and they are both!" Then suddenly opened his eyes and glared at us, shouting "Open!! ", throw the outstanding son vigorously. Several times, he threw it directly into Xiao Wei's face or fell into the teacup. If the number of points thrown is exactly what she wants, she'll shout excitedly and be accompanied by various star goal celebrations and cool moves from Ultraman.com. If it wasn't for the points she wanted, she would beat her chest and curse her hands, color, vegetables are too salty, weather, Taiwan independence, Biden, and of course, me.
When it was our turn to throw the color, she was even more possessed, either hiding behind the sofa and only showing half of her head to block her eyes and pretending not to dare to look, or lying upright on the sofa shivering and pretending to have a heart attack, or staring at the color in our hands like a dancing god to pretend to control the points with her mind, or even taking out the color and dropping it outside the chessboard does not count, and we throw the color hand too low to force us to re-roll. A few times because of the integrity of the six points in a row, skipped her real estate to avoid paying rent, she actually got angry, not to say that I cheated and slandered me that I even brushed the God of Gamblers last week the Holy Gambler series of movies is today out of the old thousand, and gave me two ways to go, either to change the color to re-roll, or take the marriage certificate to the Civil Affairs Bureau.
As for showing off the silver money real estate, the wife is even more colorful, she will be like a nerve to keep the money in her hand in different denominations back and forth, so that the bank often does not have change for us, and she put a large number of colorful game bills into a fan in front of our eyes and keep fanning in front of our eyes, or the real estate card in her hand is lined up in a train according to the color of her own money, saying that she is afraid that we will steal her property.
Once I really couldn't pay the fine of the destiny card, hoping to mortgage a real estate loan to save the emergency, she actually refused directly in place of the bank on the grounds that my proportion of non-performing assets was too large, and exaggerated and loudly laughed at my poor dick. If I hadn't sold my free card at half price to Xiao Wei, who was going to go to prison, I guess I would have declared bankruptcy on the spot.
Looking at her arrogant and arrogant face, I can't help but feel a chill in my heart, is this still the woman I know best and love most who swore at the wedding that she would be willing to go hand in hand with me regardless of poverty and suffering, and has known and accompanied me for more than ten years, hurting me and loving me and kicking me, and eating a meal to top us both?
Heaven wants to let it perish, it must first let it swell!! After several rounds of hard work, our situation began to improve, the few acres of thin land in our hands also began to collect rent, several times the wife avoided her high-rent lots because of squatting in prison, and she herself was too large like Evergrande, built too many expensive villas, resulting in a cash deficit in her hands, and had to endure the pain of mortgaged some non-contiguous real estate and industry, and these real estate industries were successively purchased by us, so the chessboard suddenly changed, the wife's industry was full of holes, and the wind and rain fluttered.
The wife was completely devoid of the arrogance of the past, her hair was scattered, her eyes were red, nervous and stiff, her shoulders were tightly squeezed with her hands, she licked her chapped lips from time to time, and she begged the bank to pay late fees later, used the next round of short rent to offset our small debts, or mortgaged the property with a slightly higher interest rate.
Finally, fate gave it its final blow. A real estate overhaul card completely destroyed the wife, villa, house, real estate, in an instant, she went bankrupt.
The soulless wife fell on the sofa in a trance, and her mouth was still muttering vaguely: "No, no, no, no house, no money..."
This silly lady is also too deep into the play, I think it is angry and funny, I went forward to pinch her face and teased: "What's wrong, from the peak of life to the bottom is not very exciting!" ”
The wife slowly turned her face, her lost eyes seemed to have tears, I quickly hugged her and stroked her hair to comfort: "Fool, isn't it a game, even if we really have nothing, it doesn't matter, as long as you and I are still there, and each other, there will always be hope for life." What if there is no great wealth? Aren't we always ordinary and plain and unhappy? What if you are in debt and suffer? As long as we both don't give up on each other, we will hold on to any tribulations! Wife! I..."
Before I could finish speaking, I felt my wife's hand wrapped tightly around me behind my back, and she choked on my shoulder and said, "Big brother, are you too deep into the play?" I just played too long and was a little hungry, so I'll order some takeout. ”
I breathed a long sigh of relief and put my mind at ease, I knew that the familiar her was back.
Witnessing this scene of deep love and righteousness in life, even Xiaomei and Xiaowei stopped fighting over the railway and water supply companies, emotionally shed tears, and sang with us:
"Love woo woo We're the champion, I'll always love you, bitter sea, flood of love and hate, it is difficult to escape fate in the world, first hit eighty thousand is a good man and then eighty thousand is stupid, our Asian mountains are high heads, you are my eyes, take me to appreciate the transformation of the four seasons..."
May the husband and wife of the world not change for money, years, poverty, desire, ordeal, and always stick to the vows they once made, and accompany them until they are old.