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How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

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How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

(A group of Spring and Autumn Warring States cultural relics)

【About the author】Liu Juan, pen name Dust, now living in Baoding, Hebei Province, a member of the Baoding Writers Association, likes to sing, likes to write and paint, likes to walk alone, and is willing to use a poetic pen to write a romantic life.

【This article is published with the authorization of the author】

I don't know when I suddenly realized that "death" is a word, nothing terrible. It may have something to do with a few major surgeries I've had, and it can be said that I have retrieved a life. And there have indeed been several thrilling experiences in life, fortunately, the auspicious heavenly phase, I see this as the heavenly care for me, perhaps because I always do my best to help the people around me, raise my hand, give people roses, this is the duty of being a person! Don't ask for anything in return, just for peace of mind!

In the long river of time, we are all small gravel, which will eventually drift in the wind of the years, just hoping that when I leave, friends and family can smile and bless me. "Life" is to come to this world to make a wish, "death" is to complete the mission in the human world and leave, as long as the people around me live well and remember me for some time, it is the best time.

Wouldn't it be strange if there was such a person, long, long after he was gone, people could still use the term "crying and laughing" when they remembered him? It's not disrespectful, it's that it's been too long, too long, not sad, just a little regret, because he died too tragically, so to speak, it's a purely unnatural death. This is not an ordinary person, it is an ancient monarch, who is he?

How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

Listen to me in detail...

All men are mortal? The monarch is also a man, not a god, and he will die. Although some emperors in history asked some Daoist priests to refine what elixirs, hoping to live forever, it was after all a joke to play with themselves, and it could not be true.

How can a man who eats grains not get sick? The monarch is also a human being, although the food is "high, fine, sharp" pure natural and pollution-free, but it will also get sick. Don't be afraid, there are "imperial doctors" in the palace, that medicine is not covered, but doctors are not gods, there are also incurable diseases, so there are many monarchs who are "magnificent" because of the disease, and there are also those who have been assassinated and "ascended to heaven", but this is ultimately a normal death. There is such a monarch, his death method is absolutely strange, it is simply no one, no one can imagine, this person is the monarch of the Jin State in the Spring and Autumn Period Jin Jinggong.

Speaking of Jin Jinggong, you may be confused, but the story of the "Orphan of Zhao" you must know that the extermination of the Zhao clan is related to this person...

People will make mistakes, not to mention the king of a country, so many people around him report this and that thing to him every day, the brain must be sometimes awake, sometimes paste, and finally one day, the monarch this guy's brain is short-circuited, snapped a big mistake, and killed the Zhao family. As for how the orphans of the Zhao clan escaped from death, here is no longer a detailed list, only to say the consequences of this incident to the old man of Jin Jinggong.

How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

When he was young, he was also a monarch with great talent, not a faint-hearted person, although he later repented and made up for the Zhao family, but this matter finally buried a shadow in his heart, so many living people, ah, lost their lives overnight. Jin Jinggong, you can grow a little heart! Aren't you afraid of dreaming of you in the middle of the night? It's really coming...

The old Jin Jinggong, his health is extremely poor, as soon as people are sick, they will think wildly, and if they think about it every day, they will dream at night. This night, he went into a deep sleep, and in the confusion, he saw a man in a shawl standing in front of him, angrily pointing at him and scolding: "You are so vicious!" Destroy my people, I will take your life..." Saying that, he stretched out two hands to pinch him, and the old man of Jin jumped up from the bed and ran (eh?). How can the words "old man Jin" be so familiar, who has heard it), but no matter where he runs, this person will chase wherever he goes, like a shadow! He shouted "Help" so much that he fell to the ground and woke him up, waking him up in a cold sweat, his heart pounding like a broken drum, his eyes sluggish, and he never got sick (evil deeds sowed the evil consequences).

The people around them looked at the old man of Jin's posture, no, it can't live for a few days like this, the country can't live for a day, you have to find a master to see, so you invited a famous wizard in the city, this guy pinched his fingers, blinked his eyes, and shook his head, and suddenly he was afraid, and he said in horror: "Oh, Junshang, things are not good, did you have a dream, the situation in the dream is like this drop is this drop..."

Old Man Jin listened (oh, remember, the noodle shop in front of my house is called "Old Man Jin"), Oh, the real god man, how to say the same as in the dream, so he asked in a trembling voice reverently: "Master, the person in the dream can have a way to subdue, I am overwhelmed!"

How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

It is said that as an old man of Jin, he can be so respectful to a wizard, if I still don't go along with the pole, comfort and comfort his old man's home, but this product does not know which tendon is wrong, said the following words, if he thinks that it will not be long before he dies, give him 500 will not tell the truth, hey, honest people are fate ah...

The boy shook his head again and calculated for a moment, and then replied with infinite pain: "Report Junshang, this is a powerful character in your dream, you used to offend him bitterly, he can't swallow this breath, and he won't give up until he takes revenge!" In my opinion, in my opinion..."

The cargo swallowed the spit, stared at the brass bell-like eyes word by word, and said: "In my opinion, you can't eat this year's new wheat..." (What do you mean, live impatiently?) Isn't this a curse on the old man of Jin for not living long) After saying that, he shrank his head and did not speak again. In fact, he is also difficult, saying blind words for fear of thunder and thunder in the sky, telling the truth, afraid of killing the head of the king, no matter what, these two goods are finished talking, resigned to fate!

Old Man Jin is really the prince of benevolence and righteousness, although his heart is extremely depressed, but there is no way, can't blame the big god, ah, they are all dizzy and do the wrong thing, bear it themselves! He waved his hand helplessly, letting people send away the big god, and his heart was even more depressed, it seemed that his life was not long, and this time the disease was even more serious...

Seeing that the old man of Jin's illness was worse than a day, and a moment was not as good as a moment, the monarch of the Qin Kingdom, Qin Huangong, sent the apprentice of the divine doctor Bian Que, the famous doctor Gao Huan to see the Jin Jinggong, and the disciple of the divine doctor was coming, it seemed that the old man of Jin had been saved!

How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

On the eve of the arrival of the famous doctor, the old man had a nightmare again, dreaming of two little people bouncing in front of him, one of them pointed at his nose and said: "Hey, old man, we are your disease, I heard that the famous doctor is coming to treat you, I want to get rid of us, no way!" hum! ”

The other went on to say, "Yes, brother, don't be afraid, we are hiding in this old man's body in these two places, 'yoke' and 'anointing', that is, the gods and immortals can't come, yes!" Before the old man of Jin could turn back, the two little people slipped through his nostrils, and then his heart hurt like a pliers, and he fainted again...

Fortunately, the famous doctor arrived in time, and even the pinch finally made the old man breathe a sigh of relief, after the pulse examination, the doctor shook his head and said: "The place where you are sick is very dangerous, this disease is above the neck, under the ointment, acupuncture is not good, the medicine can not be cured, it can not be cured, you still ask another smart bar!"

Old Man Jin sighed and said, "Well, what you just said is the same as in my dream, it's really a divine doctor!" Please come back, I want to be quiet..."

By this time, the old man of Jin had calmed down (it seemed that "quiet" was really good), and thought that it was like this anyway, it was better to be happy for a day, so the mental state was much better. When the new wheat came down, he ordered the local people to pay tribute to the new wheat, and then let the people cook the wheat porridge, and when the steaming porridge rice was on the table, he suddenly thought of the words of the big god of that day, and he did not fight a little, ordered the people to arrest the big god, pointed to the wheat porridge on the table, and said: "You demon, dare to curse the widows not to eat the new wheat, I see that you have lived enough, come people, push out to kill!"

How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

The Great God Er was dumbfounded, and cried out in horror: "Junshang, Junshang, The Subject has been wronged, the Subject said..." (What, what else do you want to say?) Do you want to say "truth" or "nonsense", and think you are dying slowly, right) It's late! This is really the suffering of telling the truth, the rampant practice of telling lies (you ponder, I am right)...

After killing the great god' child, the old man of Jin's heart went ill, and the heart said, see who will dare to fool the widow in the future. He picked up the bowl just about to drink porridge, suddenly his stomach hurt, it turned out that he had not been on the big trumpet since the morning, and it was estimated that the "poop" intention came, so he hurried to the toilet, and he did not care to ask people to follow. Usually there are people around to wait, handed a "hand paper" or something, that day and should have something, it is estimated that the brain of the people under the hand "into the water", wait for these people to come back to God to take a look, huh? What about Junshang? Don't you just go to the toilet? So half a day, three meals have been eaten, what about people? Hurry up and find it!

People can be busy in the four places, this is easy to find, and finally, people find the monarch who unfortunately fell into the pit in the latrine... What to do, catch it... After that, we won't talk about it, it's nothing more than cleaning up the washba (really pity those who fished him, it is estimated that they don't want to eat for half a month), change into new clothes, and then announce the death of the monarch, nothing new.

How big is the "pit" of Jinguo toilets? Jin Jinggong fell off his feet and actually died

The key question is, how did this old man fall? How big is the "pit" of this Jinguo toilet? Is it dark inside? According to my idea, maybe during this time, the old man of Jin has a bad diet, his brain is groggy, and he may be lazy under his hands, and the pit has not been smoked for a long time, forming a smog in the toilet, resulting in the old man of Jin not being able to see the pit and stepping on the air. Or maybe the old man has some constipation, a black eye, a butt fell into the pit, just like this, the king of a country died mysteriously, hey, it's a sad urge... The big god who was wrongfully killed by the people was right, this old man did not eat the new wheat of that year after all (the fragrant new wheat, almost to the mouth), everything was fate...

Regarding this history, the "Zuo Zhuan" uses only one sentence to record: "Eat, rise, go to the toilet, and fall into the pawn." "It can be said that the words are concise and concise, just a generation of kings, after death, there are only a few words recorded, I don't know if he is unwilling under the Nine Springs?

Therefore, it is still that sentence, life is short, such as a white colt crossing the gap, how is it a day, it is better to be happy, happy and happy, do more good, accumulate more blessings, for yourself, for your family...

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