Joke: My best friend is a very handsome woman, but her heart is still quite soft

When the female colleague's relative came, she was lying on the table in pain, and my mouth was in debt. I joked, "It's been four or five days since I finally hurt you for a month, and it's a very happy thing for a single dog." The female colleague was in a hurry and stood up to argue with me. I quickly apologized, but the female colleague was resolute and overstepped. I was also angry and quarreled with her. When the office was "furious and uncontrollable," we fought three hundred rounds of "reform" warfare.

Colleagues came to persuade, and finally even the boss panicked and ran to persuade. Suddenly, the female colleague squatted on the ground and cried, which frightened us all. I was so frightened I couldn't speak. The boss weakly asked: Does this hurt? Do you want to go to the hospital? The female colleague sobbed: "Not because of stomachaches, but because he is the dumbest person in the company." I can't even argue with him. I'm so sad! ”！

[Humorous joke] The nephew is too naughty to drop things, and the brother goes up and starts hitting him. My parents didn't see his little grandson being beaten, so they felt very sad. So they demanded that my brother stop fighting and convince him. The more I persuaded my brother to fight, the more frightened my little nephew became. He sobbed and said to his brother, "You always tell me to listen to my parents, but why don't you listen to your parents?"

[Humorous joke] Because he fell in love with the chairman's daughter, he was fired from the original company. After losing his job, he applied everywhere and finally went to work for a small company. As soon as I arrived at the company today, I received a V letter from the female team leader, asking me to help her take a leave of absence. I asked in passing: Is there anything wrong? She said: I can't say a word or two. When I come back, I want to talk to you. I said funny: Haha, are you pregnant with a baby? She didn't reply to me, so she should be angry. After all, she already had two children.

My best friend is a very manly woman, but her heart is still quite soft. I remember she lost love on Valentine's Day and got drunk at home. I went home to see her, and she fainted when she opened the door, her forehead broken. I took her to the hospital to change her dressing, and the nurse brought half a bottle of alcohol to wash the wound. I sat in the back and hugged her, but when the nurse turned to get something, my best friend picked up the bottle of alcohol duang~duang~duang~blew it...

【Humorous joke】 At night, I accompanied the leader to socialize, drank three rounds of five-flavored dishes, and the leader suddenly remembered that he did not pick up the child from school. The driver, Chen Xiao, immediately said, "Leader, it's all right!" You drink, I'll pick you up the kids, and then I'll send them home. The leader continued to hold the representative of Party A and continued to drink wine. After that, he was satisfied with KTV. It didn't take long for the leader to answer the phone and look embarrassed! In the evening, Party A expressed satisfaction, and the next day, Chen Xiao did not come to work and was expelled. Half a month later, I learned that the driver Chen Xiao had sent the children home, and the boss lady ordered Chen Xiao to bring the boss lady to the boss. The boss knelt in the living room that night, and the hostess never allowed the boss to come home after 7 o'clock.