Joke about ants tripping elephants

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An ant saw an elephant on the road, and the ant burrowed into the soil, with only one leg exposed.

The little rabbit saw the puzzlement and asked, "Why do you expose your legs?" ”

The ant said, "Shhh! Don't make a sound, Lao Tzu stumbled on him! ”

The joke of the ant tripping the elephant does not know how many generations of people have been laughed at, perhaps everyone is laughing at the inadequacy of the ant, but few people have thought about the helplessness and bitterness behind this joke. How unaccustomed does an ant have to be to an elephant before it will be so hard to stumble upon him? Probably talk about it, can't talk about it, can't beat it, has no place to talk about reasoning, scolds the street and no one listens, simply opens up, desperately disgusts him, and then says it again.

It is said that the ant's wish is good, nothing more than wanting a universal benefit, hoping to put the leftovers of the elephant chewing leftovers together and use it, so that everyone can have a mouthful of food to eat, have a little wealth, and then drive the entire forest kingdom to compete and develop upwards. However, the elephant does not think so, worried that everyone is full of food and support, it is easy to swell without work, and does not recognize him as the boss of the elephant - if you want leftovers, you can take fresh fruit as collateral, and bet a banana for a banana peel. There is nothing to go to the pit, the forest is so big, are you afraid that you can't find a rut?

Talking about it is not close, the ant is on fire, openly calling the elephant, secretly mocking him for being old and not dying for thieves, and using decadent ideas to hinder the development of the forest. Elephants are used to jumping on their feet, of course, they are too lazy to pay attention to this stubble, but coincidentally, this time the small animals were actually instigated, and they actually clamored and applauded, and even asked the elephants to review.

The elephant immediately summoned the tiger and lion to a meeting, and deployed the owl, white wolf, lemur, parrot and other royal kanye to write an article overnight, bypassing the theme of black ants from multiple angles, saying that the ants stole the elephant's food, the character of the people was doubtful, that the ants induced everyone to eat and lazy, the purpose was dirty, and that the ants withheld everyone's grain and grass, and the means were despicable... Three days later, the elephant summoned the ants and sat behind closed doors for half a day. The words drifted away, and the steps were as dashing as Ling Bo's micro-steps.

The ant's self-esteem was greatly hit, and it immediately announced to the forest beings: In response to the problems that kanye recently preached, we all accept supervision and warmly welcome supervision, and let everyone comment on whether it is black or white!

The elephant heard the news and scolded: Supervise your uncle! Did Lao Tzu mean to say supervision?!

The next day, the Forest Stewardship Council officially issued an order: under 1 meter 2 in height can not engage in food credit business!!!