Let's talk about something light. These days, my daughter and I are losing weight. Dieting, skipping rope at home, brushing tendon massage, eating diet meals, and sticking to the back of the hungry chest are not very effective. Especially in the evening, the diet meal is mixed with tomatoes, sugar-free yogurt, and wheat bran, and it is really hard to describe how to eat.
A few days ago, I attended a birthday party for my comrades-in-arms, and the table was full of delicious food, and I didn't dare to eat more, not to mention the uncomfortable. A comrade-in-arms heard that I was losing weight, and said that you want to be Jia Ling, the method is not right, and losing weight is in vain, I will tell you a story when I go back, you can understand it. When he came back, he called me and told me a story that this is a secret to losing weight, and if you want to lose weight, I will share this secret with you! Secret, I don't tell him in general. [laughs] [laughs]
Say, there is a man whose weight has been soaring wildly, and all kinds of complications have come to the door, and he has tried many ways to lose weight, but he can't lose it. So, he was ready to find a doctor to help him lose weight.
He went to the doctor and asked, "Is there any good way to help lose weight?" He also told the doctor that he resolutely refused unhealthy ways to lose weight, lest he lose weight but attract illness, and the doctor thought about it and said: You go home and wait, and there will be a weight loss expert to guide you in person the next day.
Early the next morning, the doorbell rang, and he opened the door to see a sexy young woman. "I'm a weight loss consultant sent to you by a doctor, and if you can catch up with me, I'm yours." The girl said delicately, the fat man was overjoyed, and immediately chased after the woman, but he was too fat to catch up.
Seeing that the woman was chasing farther and farther, the man was unwilling, and chased after him even more, and the game lasted for several months, and the fat man became more and more confident, because at this time he had become a sturdy man with agility, and I saw that he was energetic, handsome, and a standard image of a beautiful man.
One morning, the beautiful man washed up and waited for the girl's arrival, and he thought that he must be able to chase her today. Just as he was thinking, the doorbell rang, and he couldn't help but be overjoyed, and when he opened the door, he saw that it was not the girl, but an ugly woman who was extremely fat.
"The doctor told me that if I could catch up with you, you would be mine." The ugly woman said, and the man listened and rushed out in a panic. [I want to be quiet] [I want to be quiet] [Laughs] [Laughs] [Laughs]
Tell me, what did you learn from this story? I won't tell you the answer first, you can find it in the comment area at that time! [呲tooth] [呲tooth] [laughs and cries] [laughs and cries] [laughing and crying] (laughing and laughing for ten years)
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