Han Qing
Han Qing is a Luoyang Xiucai, pregnant with strange skills. Taishou Zhao Gong just died a concubine, depressed, want to find a literati to talk to relieve the boredom. Before he could say his thoughts, Han Qing suddenly came to the palace, Taishou knew his name, and was very happy to learn that the person who came was Han Qing. Han Qing said, "I know that you want to be the Pingyuan Jun, so I came to introduce myself." (Pingyuan Jun was one of the Four Gentlemen of the Warring States and was known for his penchant for attracting talented people.) Mao Sui is his protégé, there is an allusion called Mao Sui self-recommendation)" Zhao Gong laughed and chatted with him all day, and his mood was much better.
Han Qing's father was a small official, who had embezzled a lot of silver from the government, and was now imprisoned with Han Qing's mother. Taishou said, "Use me to excuse your father?" Han Qing said, "I don't want to drag you down because of this!" After saying that, he left and went to find the county order himself.
The county commander, surnamed Zhu, saw Han Qing and said angrily: "You are a reader, and your father has broken the law, why are you still so arrogant?" I heard you can do spells, so I'll perform it today, and if you can't perform it, you'll hit it again. Han Qing shouted out two beautiful women from his sleeve, singing and dancing softly, and gradually approached the county order. The county order told him to stop, and Han Qing put the two dancers back into the sleeves. Zhu Xianling said, "Will you do this?" ”
Han Qing summoned a dragon and a tiger from his sleeve, and the tiger tiger was very frightening. The dragon and tiger also gradually approached the county order. The county order asked him to take it back again, and said, "Is that all your spells?" Han Qing wanted a basin of water and poured it on the ground. The county was momentarily choppy and the water was several feet deep. Han Qing picked up a leaf and threw it on the water, turning into a small boat, he and his parents stood on the boat, turned back to the county order and said, "Even you are tired!" "The boat floated out of the county and flew into the sky and disappeared.
After Han Qing's parents fled, the embezzled silver was never recovered. Both Taishou and Xian Ling were implicated in this matter and resigned and returned home. "Nancun Quit Farming"
Ma Servant Su Mou
There was a servant named Su in the son's house who fed horses, and one day he was lying under a tree to cool off, and a Taoist priest woke him up and said, "There are so many yin stripes on your face!" (Yin Qi refers to the position under the eyes in Gua Xue, lying in the silkworm)" Su Mou said: "I am a poor groom, where did the yin qi pattern come from!" "The Taoist priest must have asked him to talk about what good deeds he had done in his life.
Su Mou said: "I love and protect living things in my life, I do not use cattle and horses and other livestock to the fullest, and flying insects such as bee ants do not harm their lives." If there is food, it will be shared with the wife, and the excess will be given to the beggar. The Taoist priest said, "That's enough, come with me and come to my house to have a look." Su Mou followed the Daoist priest, and after a while he came to a place, the pine cypress white crane and the halls and pavilions were not owned by the human world.
Su Mou was more stupid, did not see that this was a fairyland, and was anxious to go back, he said: "I have to go back quickly, the master's horse has not been fed, and the wife will not have food tomorrow morning." The Taoist priest said, "Are you sure you want to go back?" What a blessing! "Parting gave Su a pair of broken grass shoes and a pill of Dan medicine." Then he pointed out a way and urged him to leave quickly.
When I came to the city gate, I found that it was the provincial capital of southern Yunnan. Su Mou couldn't help but cry and said: "Delayed by the Taoists, here is no less than ten thousand miles away from the capital, I have no money, how can I go back?" The keeper asked the Taoist what he looked like and asked what he had been given. Then he said, "This is our immortal Zhang Qiang here, and it is a pity that you easily gave up the opportunity to become an immortal." Since there are treasures sent by immortals, what are you worried about when you go home? Come to my house tonight and make plans tomorrow. ”
Su Mou then understood that the Taoist priest was a god, and he was afraid that the pawn would plot to rob him of his treasure, so he resigned and lived in the small shop. Put on your straw shoes the next day and fly into the air at once, and you can fly more than a thousand miles a day. When the pill was in my mouth, I didn't feel hungry. Seven or eight days later, he returned to the capital and gave the rest of the medicine to his wife.
The master knew that he had met a god, so he stopped letting him feed the horse, and raised Su and his wife at home free of charge, and died at the age of eighty or ninety. At first, the owner also put on grass shoes and flew around the garden, but the grass shoes disappeared that night.
"Nancun Quit Farming"
Zhang Xun's wife
Zhang Xun was a general of Southern Wu during the Five Dynasties period, and his mouth was particularly large, and people called him Zhang Zhang behind his back. Southern Wu Taizu (Yang Xingmi) was in Xuanzhou when he was not yet emperor, and he often distributed armor to various generals. The armor that Zhang Xun got was very worn, and he complained a little when he returned home. The wife said, "Don't take it to heart, Lord Yang, whose armor is worn out, doesn't know, and if he knew, he certainly wouldn't do it." ”
The next day, Yang Xingmi asked Zhang Xun, "How about the armor assigned to you?" Zhang Xun told the truth, Yang Xingmi gave him a new one. Later, Yang Xingmi rewarded the generals with horses, and the horses assigned by Zhang Xun were sick and weak. He went home and complained that his wife was the same as she had said last time. The next day, Yang Xingmi asked Zhang Xun, "Does your house worship God?" Zhang Xun said no. Yang Xingmi said, "The last time I divided the armor, I dreamed of a woman wearing a pearl shirt, let me change it for you, and last night the woman appeared again, let me change you into a good horse." Why is this? Zhang Xun listened to it and was also inexplicable.
Zhang Xun's wife had a suitcase, and the contents were never shown to Zhang Xun. One day when his wife was out, Zhang Xun secretly opened it and found that inside was a pearl shirt. When his wife returned, she said to Zhang Xun, "Did you peek into my suitcase?" ”
Usually, my wife always waits for Zhang Xun to come back and eat together. One day When Zhang Xun came back, her wife had already finished eating, and she said, "Today my meal is a little special, I ate it first before waiting for you." Zhang Xun went into the kitchen and found a human head steaming in the pot, he thought his wife was a demon, and he wanted to kill her. The wife already knew and said to Zhang Xun, "You want to be sorry for me? You're going to do the stinging in the future, and I can't kill you. Then he pointed at her maid and said, "If you want to kill me, kill this maid first, or you will be killed by her." Zhang Xun killed the maid and his wife, and many years later, he did the history of stabbing. "Jianghuai Alien Record"
Oil cylinder
There is a man in Chengdu called Oil Cylinder, who does not know where it came from. When the old man was a child, he saw that the oil cylinder seemed to be in his forties, and how many years had passed, he still looked like that, and he didn't know how old he really was. Someone asked him where he was from, and he didn't say. People called him the oil drum because he was wearing torn clothes and had a small oil drum made of bamboo tube pinned to his waist, and he went to the shop on the street to beg for oil. When it was full, he ran away with it, found a deserted ancient temple to live in, and lit a lamp with the oil he had begged.
He got drunk every day, talked a lot, sometimes talked about benevolence, righteousness, and wisdom, and sometimes preached about taoist theory of health. But what was said was so scattered that it was even incomprehensible. Someone once saw him reading Buddhist scriptures on the lamp in his residence, reading and reading on his stomach and crying.
On September 11, 999, after the oil cylinder was drunk, he suddenly stopped being crazy and spoke very methodically. The next morning, someone found him dead. The day before, The Oil Cylinder had said to a man named Yan Jiu, "I'm leaving tomorrow, can you come and see me?" "By the time Yan Jiu went, he was already dead. Later, some people said that they had seen him again on the streets of Hanzhou, and they were still drunk and singing and singing.
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