I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! I'm a gentle half-two-two-two-two, a novice to headlines, [laughs]
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Some translations of classical Chinese, don't be too outrageous![laughs and cries]
哈哈～这是谁的大学生活！[呲牙] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 原文：居易首上疏 Translation: Bai Juyi is bald on his head [laughing and crying]
I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 怀孕的人都还没睡，我可以光明正大的熬夜了！[呲牙] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 原文：秦王色挠 Translation: King Qin's lustful scratching of his head!
I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 要是这么翻译的话，我现在强的可怕！来！上一堆这种，我来翻译！[机智] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 原文：既来之则安之。 Translation: Since you're here, let's bury it here![I want to be quiet]
I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! “嘿一声就逃跑了！”[what]好像也没有问题！ I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 难道不是这个意思吗？[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 秒变耽美文[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 这种活估计得叫狐狸来，狼可能做不来这种事情！[偷笑] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 真是好一招倒反天罡！[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 这已经不是翻译，是野史了！[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 原文：朝闻道，夕死可矣 Translation: If you find the way to your house in the morning, you will have to go to your house in the evening.
So domineering![laughs and cries]
I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 原文：父母在，不远游。 Translation: Your parents are in my hands, you can't run far![laughs and cries]
I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 从衣服就能看出生病了，此乃神医也！[赞] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 可以！允了！[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 这么奇葩的翻译，看的我已经不知道原文翻译了！[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 学起来[偷笑] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 这个翻译确实有点东西！！[泪奔] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 蒙恬：[what][what][what]原来我的名字是这个意思？ I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 怎么我感觉原文其实就是这个意思呢？[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 愚公都没这么厉害！[笑哭] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 看不出来，木兰还是一个碎嘴子[尬笑] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! [泪奔][泪奔][泪奔] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 千古绝美爱情故事！[泪奔] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 好有道理的样子。 [covers face] I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! I'm really going to die laughing at these Chinese translators! 
