Purcell planned to confess that others have pursued female netizens for 7 years, and as a result, three people can't make up a biological woman? What a mess in your circle...
A few days ago, a colleague in our editorial department suddenly asked me, "Is the attribute restraint in Pokémon one-way restraint or two-way restraint?" ”
I was pleasantly surprised that another new person was about to enter Pokémon, and he suddenly said to me: "I want to play Sail recently..."
Ask him why, he said, "Sail" has a melon too TM wonderful.
Although I can't understand his outrageous brain circuitry, I like the outrageous melon he brought me.
At the beginning of the story, it is more or less necessary to briefly talk about the game "Sail".
As a low-end Pokémon replacement for many Chinese players, "Sail" can also be regarded as the childhood memories of many players, and its most prominent feature is a variety of so-called "elves" like Pokémon.
However, after years of updates, the elves of "Sail" have also completed a dimensional-level iteration of the species with the name "elf" unchanged.
It's hard to imagine that this is a genie under an IP
With the update of the new version not long ago, the new peak Ji "Jiuqing" was launched in September, highlighting one to have appearance and strength, and the highlight is the identity of a civilian friend.
However, some players soon found that in the name of the skill group of "Jiuqing", if you choose a word from each skill in the order of 1234, you will see that there is a confession of "Qing, happy birthday" hidden in it, plus the alternative "Eternal Rendezvous" skill 99 hits, 9 power and 9PP weird settings, and a large "725 = Qing Love Me" homophonic race value, a sour smell of licking dogs instantly overflowed the screen.
This move instantly caused dissatisfaction among players, who felt that their favorite games had become "personal private servers" for some plotting to confess "goddesses".
With the fermentation of the incident and the further investigation of players, the spearhead of this incident gradually pointed to a well-known "Xu" plan within "Sail".
This "Asahi" planner, who graduated from Sichuan University, is said to be the plot of player turn, but it is very regrettable that he has successfully become a negative case of player turn planning.
In his planning career, although he has produced many PVE power sprites friendly to novice players, he has also produced a large number of sprites that look like bells and whistles in mechanism design, but are actually useless; And while introducing powerful PVE sprites, it also greatly increased the strength of PVE levels and engaged in strength relativity.
The "Jiuqing" character designed this time, in addition to the confession private goods entrained, the design of the elf itself is also copied from other previous planning and design elf sub-kings in appearance, and the mechanism skill set is deleted and supplemented in order not to be seen as plagiarized, making it not as good as the original sub-king, and the highlight is a borrowed flower to offer Buddha.
Outside the game, its degree of anti-heaven is even more outrageous, Xu plans to "do everything personally", is highly active in player gathering places such as B station and Q group, and despises players, stomps on colleagues, and other bad behaviors are numerous.
The speaker in the picture is Xu Ce himself
Coupled with this bad behavior of "entrainment", it is not surprising that players reacted so fiercely. Because of this matter, some players even went directly to Taomi to post the crime of Xu Conspiracy and asked the official to deal with it.
However, it is interesting that as the incident is further dug deeper, the player's resentment towards Xu Ce quickly turns into sympathy.
Judging from the information that broke out from various reliable and unreliable channels later, the Qing "goddess" pursued by Xu Ce actually has a male netizen who has pursued her for many years, and the "online love boyfriend" has not only never broken contact in the 7 years of knowing Qing, but also supported her to enter graduate school, and during the period when Xu Ce got along with the goddess, Qing also maintained contact with male netizens and Xu Ce.
In other words, the goddess who risked being scolded by players and perhaps losing her job to confess her career was actually stepping on two boats, and Xu Ce's first affectionate spirit of "rather negative players than negative companies than goddesses" suddenly became the jumping beam clown in Sun Bar's well-known confession column.
What's more outrageous is that there is a money dispute of 8,000-10,000 yuan between Xu Ce and the goddess, although company insiders did not directly disclose the specific problem of the payment, but according to other insiders, this money is actually the cost of Xu Ce asking the goddess to help design the elves...
In the picture, Mi and Qing are the same person, and Xiao is a male netizen
Xu Ce planning career stain +1 again
To tell the truth, if it's just that, then at most it is "wrong to pay for love", but what is even more outrageous is that after the investigation of the company and other colleagues, Xu Ce's confession object is also the object that a male netizen has pursued for 7 years, and his real identity is actually a "biological male".
Why is it "biological male"?
Because according to the news of the later investigation, because of the large-scale economic disputes, the police have actually controlled this Qing, but because she has gender cognitive impairment and is said to be true love with Xu Ce, Xu finally chose to be private.
Good guys, update directly to the LGBT version at once, in one step.
In this way, the male netizen who has pursued Qing for seven years has become a clown in the real sense, seriously licking for 7 years without success in being tulle, and finally found that he is still a man.
As for your suspicion of online dating for seven years, how can you not know that the other party is a man? Qingqi used his sister's photo to fool netizens and Xu Ce...
Writing a story requires logic, real life doesn't.