He Huan Jiang Shimeng Chen Jia Nan sketch "Office Love Story" line script

He Huan: All here, I will tell you something.

Chen Jiannan: Don't listen.

He Huan: You see why don't you listen to it, it's interesting to listen, our office prohibits employees from falling in love, to what extent our boss is perverted, the company eats hot pot at dinner, doesn't let you order Mandarin duck pot, husband and wife lung tablets, you don't even think about it, just you male employee, you eat a bite of wife cake, fired on the spot, just under such difficult conditions, I and my girlfriend Jia Nan sneaked into the underground for three years, I am not strong.

AUDIENCE: Awesome.

He Huan: Buy a ring today, ready to propose, hey, people also sent me a shirt, it just so happens that the boss also has a birthday today, the shirt is sent to the boss, the ring is sent to the girlfriend, killing two birds with one stone is not wasted, go directly to the date after work.

Chen Jianan: He Huan, what do you call me?

He Huan: Jia Nan.

Chen Jiannan: Hmm.

He Huan: We've been together for three years.

He Huan: Don't leave after work, I booked a big hotel.

Chen Jiannan: It won't be the home cooking of that big Lingzi.

He Huan: I can always go to their house.

Chen Jiannan: It is.

He Huan: For the last time today, heck, the nails are very nicely painted.

Chen Jiannan: Just painted.

He Huan: I will say that you are suitable for black.

Jiang Shimeng: What to do.

He Huan: Xiao Chen, how many times have you said that during the work of painting black nails, I like black nails so much, black is so good-looking, ah, you see you painted, like a black widow, do not like to talk about you. You see the owner, the same black nails, like a beautiful black swan.

Jiang Shimeng: Just call me a fairy.

Chen Jianan: Mr. Jiang walked slowly.

He Huan: Mr. Jiang walked slowly.

Chen Jianan: Scared me to death, fortunately you reacted quickly, you said why our company did not let you fall in love.

He Huan: She said that she was afraid of affecting her work, and I think she was afraid of affecting her mood.

Chen Jianan: Also, she is in a bad mood, and we don't have any jobs.

He Huan: Okay, so I'll give this thing to her, so you wait for me for a while, and then we'll go to the hotel together.

Chen Jiannan: Okay, see you later.

He Huan Xiao Li: (Singing) Happy Birthday, Mr. Jiang, Happy Birthday, Mr. Jiang, Happy Birthday Dear The most beautiful Jiang Zong, who will never grow old in the world, Happy Birthday, Mr. Jiang.

Jiang Shimeng: Remember for a while, clean this up, is there anything wrong, nothing to hurry out.

Xiao Li: Happy birthday, boss.

Jiang Shimeng: What is this?

Xiao Li: Shirt.

Jiang Shimeng: Xiao Li, our company is making shirts, and you also gave me shirts.

(Unfinished)

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