You Xianchao Chen Jianan's sketch "Help Me Practice My Hands" Script Lines / Don't Believe You Don't Laugh

You Xianchao: Oh, this day, wow, oh, so many people, have they eaten?

AUDIENCE: No.

You Xianchao: Didn't eat it, didn't eat quickly, a moment all sent to you, we deliver takeaway, all day long can not be idle, you see today Tanabata, this does not have to be delivered, just right, this single hospital order, to the ground to call her, sent home to sleep, you said this color bell is a bit interesting, but also make a lullaby, as if who listens to that thing can fall asleep (sleep).

Chen Jianan: Where is the patient who just fainted? Oh mommy here, come, oh shit( pinch people).

You Xianchao: What are you doing?

Chen Jianan: What do you do?

You Xianchao: Am I not asleep?

Chen Jiannan: Is this where you sleep?

You Xianchao: Oh, girl, you are considerate and considerate of us, we are not idle here to deliver takeaways for a day, when I get here to call people, I will sleep when I hear the ringtone, and let you give a call.

Chen Jianan: Then our nurses are not easy, from the morning busy to now, I did not even drink the saliva, it was difficult to order a takeaway, I thought to the phone is busy, did not continue, and then call back is not answered, you say angry people? You delivered takeaways?

You Xianchao: Did you order food?

Chen Jianan: Is the person you delivered the takeaway called Little Princess?

You Xianchao: That's right, the person I delivered the takeaway is called The Little Princess.

Chen Jianan: Is this person you sending takeaway spicy hot orders from the little princess?

You Xianchao: Yes, the person I delivered the takeaway is the spicy hot ordered by the little princess.

Chen Jianan: Is this person you sending takeaways to the little princess to order spicy hot, or is it spicy and hot in the notes?

You Xianchao: Yes, I send takeaway this person called the little princess spicy hot, note, spicy hot.

Chen Jiannan: Bring it?

You Xianchao: Did you really order it? The girl eats quite strangely, are you? Come, you ordered not spicy spicy hot, just now is not hot, pay the order, where is the water open this? Girl, what are you crying?

Chen Jiannan: I can't even eat hot mouth and rice.

You Xianchao: Then it will not be crying, you don't cry you, I can't hear the girl crying, don't cry don't cry, so, this is my noon meal, didn't eat it is still hot and harmonious, can't we change lines? Stop crying.

Chen Jiannan: It's not all about rice.

You Xianchao: Then you don't cry.

Chen Jianan: I was very unlucky today.

You Xianchao: What's wrong?

(Unfinished)

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