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Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Joke ask the flower door restaurant weng": the old man is still selling wine at seventy, a thousand pots and a hundred urns at the door. Dao Ping Yu pods are like money, and they are willing to sell wine.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

Cen Shan was a famous Tang Dynasty poet who strolled in front of the Liangzhou Huamen Tower one day. The old man who sells wine strongly recommends his wine to him. Our great poet, on a whim, made a joke with the old man who sold wine: the elm pods on the trees are like strings of copper coins, and I use them to buy your beautiful bar.

After the arduous journey of the long sea, the spring color of the elm trees next to the road and the smile of the old man who safely sell wine and entertain guests have given the poet who has experienced many vicissitudes great comfort and warmth.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Xi Jiang Yue Shu Xing": Drunk and greedy and laughing, you have to worry about the work. Recently, I have begun to feel that the books of the ancients believe that they are useless. Last night Matsube got drunk and asked Matsu, "How drunk am I?" Only suspect that loose to help, with the hand to push the loose "go".

The Patriotic Lyricist of the Southern Song Dynasty, Xin Abandoned Disease, drank heavily and was drunk. Drunken and misty-eyed, he saw the pine tree as a human being. Seeing the pine branches shaking, only when the pine tree wanted to help him up, he immediately pushed the pine tree away and refused: Go. Drunk and alive.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Minus Magnolia Flowers Selling Flowers on the Burden": Selling Flowers on the Bearer. Buy a branch to put on the spring. Tear staining is light and even. It's like a dew mark. Afraid Lang guessed. Slave noodles are not as good as flower noodles. Cloud sideburns. The disciple should teach Lang Bi and look.

Li Qingzhao, a famous female lyricist of the Southern Song Dynasty, was newly married to Yan'er, lively and loving. On the burden of the flower seller, she bought a flower with buds to be released, and pinned the flowers among the sideburns. Mischievously asked the husband: Me and the flowers who are good-looking.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Dotted Lips, Kicking Off the Swing": Kick off the swing, get up and straighten your hands. Dew is thin and thin, and the sweat is lightly clothed. See the guests come in, the socks are cut off and the gold is slipped. And shyly walked, leaned on the door and looked back, but sniffed the green plum.

The beautiful and lively girl finished the swing and lazily arranged her clothes. Suddenly a handsome teenager walked in, and the girl quickly avoided it. Curious again, he leaned in front of the door, pretending to sniff the green plum while looking back at the handsome young man.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Drama gift du fu": Rice on the top of the mountain to meet Du Fu, the top wears a Kasako day Zhuo Noon. Don't be too thin, always write poetry for the past.

In the autumn of 746, Li Bai and Du Fu met for the last time in Yanzhou. Seeing that his friend Du Fu was getting thinner and thinner, Li Bai asked with concern and humor: Brother, why are you so emaciated after separation? Is it because it is too hard to write poetry? I still remember the way you wore a bamboo hat on the top of the rice hill, when the sun was at the top.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Blame": White hair is two sideburns, and the skin is no longer solid. Although there are five boys, it is always difficult to write and pencil. Ashu is twenty-eight, lazy and unmatched. Ah Xuan practiced zhixue, but did not love literature. Yongduan was thirteen years old, and did not know six and seven. Tongzi droops nine years old, but forages pears and chestnuts. Heaven forbid, and into the cup.

This is a light-hearted and playful poem by The great poet Of the Eastern Jin Dynasty, Tao Yuanming, who educates children with kindness and love. Each of the five sons did not like to read and did not seek progress. Sixteen-year-old Ashu was the eldest and lazy. Ah Xuan is the second oldest, and he will soon be fifteen years old, and he does not like to study.

Ah Yong and Ah Duan were thirteen years old, stupid, and they couldn't count six or seven. Tongzi is the fifth oldest, almost nine years old, and only knows how to eat and play every day. Forget it, forget it, don't mention them, children and grandchildren have their own children and grandchildren, or drink bars.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Send Wu Deren and Jian Chen Jichang" (excerpt): Longqiu residents are also pitiful, talking about empty talk about sleepless nights. Overhearing the roar of the lion in Hedong, the staff fell into the palm of his hand in a daze.

This is a witty and splendid poem by the great poet Su Dongpo. Su Shi's friend Chen Jichang was very afraid of the inside, to what extent? Su Shi humorously teased: Madame roared angrily, you were so frightened that the crutches in your hand fell to the ground, presumably your brain was also blank.

Eight humorous poems: buy a branch of spring, lean on the door to look back, but sniff the green plum

"Reading Poetry": The work in the boat is only a poem compilation, and the Tang poems are read in the middle of the mountain. It is not that the old man does not eat in the dynasty, and the mid-mountain is absolutely the meal of the dynasty.

This is a funny, witty and humorous fresh poem by the great southern Song Dynasty poet Yang Wanli. Getting up early to take a boat, I wanted to linger in the mountains and waters, but I was attracted by Tang Shijia's sentences. The chanting was incessant, and as if drunk, he temporarily ate poetry as a delicious breakfast.

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