On the way to work, the father of the second dog saw an electric motorcycle driving on the side of the road: You see, is the richest man in Ivory Mountain going to buy this kind of motorcycle? If so, I advise her not to learn the book, what is the difference between this and the electric donkey? Let her go see the knife, the calf, the Emma . . .
Aren't they all electric donkeys? What she wanted was that cool locomotive, but one that was electronically lit.
Locomotives, electronic lights, what does that mean!
It's not dangerous, Xixi doesn't buy her ~ ~ A few days ago when she was isolated, she went online to see the locomotive, and was found by Xixi and said that she said: Don't think about it, if you want to buy this, you don't have to learn a driver's license!
Then you don't let her learn a driver's license, buy an electric donkey to ride is very good, electronic lighting can not call a locomotive at all.
Do you see the width of his pipe? Manage me, still manage my girlfriend, you manage people, can people be as obedient as I am? Day by day...
On the way back from the tomb sweep yesterday, the father-in-law talked about the childhood of the second dog's father:
We were all busy at work at that time, there was no time to take care of them, Wei Wei was like a little adult when he was a child, every day to pick up the industry to the kindergarten, with play, do not need us to worry at all. When he was a child, he was also introverted, did not like to talk, did not like to spend money, wanted to eat popsicles, I gave him money to buy, he said he did not want to eat. Heck, he had suffered for several years when he was a child, and the conditions in our family were not good at that time, and the food was not good. As soon as The karma was born, the conditions in the family were much better, and the karma did not suffer anything.
The years of suffering in the eyes of the father-in-law are nothing more than feeling that compared with the later life, the money is not generous, the food is slightly poor, how to say that it is also in beijing city, the children in the city can compare with the children in the countryside
I grew up in the countryside until I was five years old before I was taken to Ningxia by my father. Before I was five years old, compared to the three sisters, I was already worry-free about food and clothing, the delicious and well-dressed people at home would first tighten me, the three sisters were decreasing in turn, and when I got to the eldest sister, there was basically nothing, but even so, compared to the childhood life of the two dog fathers, it could not be mentioned at all.
When they were young, they had TV, popsicles, bread and cakes. When I was a kid, I didn't see popsicles, I didn't see bread, I didn't see cakes. When they were young, they had TVs, washing machines and refrigerators at home, and my family did not have a small black-and-white TELEVISION until 83, and washing machines and refrigerators were available later. People's clothes when I was a child were never patched, and my clothes when I was a child often had patches, but compared to my three sisters, the least beautiful patch was my clothes...
When I was young, my father had no concept of crops, when I was in love, potatoes, sweet potatoes, tomatoes he thought were growing on trees, I told him that after the potatoes sprouted, the potatoes were cut into small pieces according to the sprouts, the buds rushed up and buried in the soil, they would take root and sprout long leaves, and then the potatoes were finally planed out of the soil, he was surprised, and even once doubted whether what I said was correct...
Now he knows everything, not good at fooling around, not only successfully became the head of my family, but also became the big treasurer of my family's money, how much money my family has, what they are doing, I don't know anything.
Aren't you afraid of his blind flowers? Someone quietly reminded me.
Don't be afraid, because he cut in his bones ~ ~ ~ did not listen to his father said well, when he was a child, he was not even willing to buy popsicles!
Every day's small essay I want to write wherever I want, I did not expect to become the fun of many people, looking forward to my update of the public account is not food, but to see my small composition. Recently, I have just written as many updates as possible as long as I have time, because there are many relatives who are in home isolation, and my little essay is a small expectation in their isolation, so I can give you expectations, which is also a small blessing for me. Then let me be more diligent and more diligent, because I feel that the earth will not turn away from me
Today's little frog cake roll is based on the previous totoro cake roll thinking out, to draw the key points ~ ~
1. Matcha powder is scalded with boiling water, one is not easy to have particles, the other is not easy to defoam, and the third is that the color will look better.
2. Be sure to use a good quality matcha powder, the color will look good.
3. The egg white should not be sent too hard, lift the egg beater, and have a longer large curved hook to be able to ~ ~ ~
4. The marshmallow cut is thinner, the side of the incision is facing inward, and the originally smoother side is facing outward. Be casual when you draw your expressions, not like mine.
5. The scraps can be made into the hands and feet of small frogs, or they can be eaten silently.
6. After the cake roll is rolled up, the refrigerator is frozen for 30 minutes in order to be hard and straight, good shape ~~
raw material:
Matcha cake slices:
Matcha powder 15 g
Boiling water 60 g
Milk 60 g
Corn oil 40 g
Low gluten flour 60 g
5 eggs
Sugar 45 g
Matcha light cream:
Light cream 300 g
Sugar 15 g
Matcha powder 5 g
other:
Marshmallows to taste
Dark chocolate to taste