Recently, because the sketch actor Gong Hanlin criticized the national football team for "abnormally high salary, poor results, and too humiliating", it was rebuffed by Footballers such as Feng Xiaoting, Yang Xu, yang Cheng, etc., but now, most of the gunfire on the whole network is concentrated on the head of another person - he is Dong Lu, who is ridiculed by fans as "the king of balls".
Dong Lu, a former football journalist who later became a football commentator, now runs a very famous youth training team , the "Chinese Football Youngster", so he began to call himself an "unlicensed coach" and considered himself a football professional.
And Dong Lu arrogantly scolded all fans with different views as "ball blindness, diode"; for the media people who are different from his Tao, Zhan Jun and Huang Jianxiang, they all sneered that "everyone here is garbage, I am the person who knows the ball best in China".
Before that, Dong Lu had strongly supported Li Tie, who communicated with him and encouraged each other, and all those who opposed Li Tie, Dong Lu was the opposite; now, when Gong Hanlin criticized the national football team, Dong Lu has become the vanguard of "protecting calves".
Dong Lu jumped out again and again to anger Gong Hanlin, Feng Gong and other critics, and he even said in the live broadcast: In the future, whenever he encounters such cross-border celebrities criticizing Chinese football, he will stand up and scare back one by one! Dong Lu has become the "first protector" of the national football team.
However, some fans said: Dong Lu used to be a pure media person, in fact, there are many criticisms of the national football team, but now, he has almost become the full defender of the national football team, perhaps related to his youth training - after all, people criticize the national football team, as Dong Lu said, will make the environment of Chinese football unfavorable, obviously will also affect the future and income of his youth training, right?
We may wish to first look at what remarks Dong Lu made in the recent "Feng Gong War" to know why he was subjected to the "counter-offensive" of almost all kinds of people on the Internet:
First, Dong Lu angrily scolded Gong Hanlin: "There is something to say, don't always 'lose face and shame', just like the usual cave to make money, the Spring Festival Gala performance can earn as much face as people"; "The ball does not understand, criticize a fart!" ”
Second, when Gong Hanlin showed his collection of footballs, after being pointed out that the signature of the international footballer on it was fake, Dong Lu said sarcastically:
"You said that this matter is troublesome, and Sheng Sheng changed the 'surname' of the World Cup meritorious international. However, fake signatures are also fake signatures – and 'perfect match for fake fans'."
"In other words, this should be the 'comedy performance artist's' most satirical and comedic 'sketch' in the past decade or so."
Third, Dong Lu said: "Why should I come out to intimidate Gong Hanlin? Because I am doing things for football every day, I devote seven or eight hours a day to this, and I also know that many youth coaches, grassroots coaches, including parents of children are working hard, you are fine, say something about the literary and art world is over."
"You just said that the mood of the ball blindness and diode in the country was ignited again, and then began to scold the national football team, then, the children we practice next, they are facing such a public opinion, should it?"
Fourth, when someone turned out a satirical passage of the national football team by Feng Gongfa in the past - "the national football team loves to eat sea cucumbers, it is full of thorns, but it is quite soft", Dong Lu angrily said:
"The flow of national football, really fragrant!" A false legend of a sea cucumber, a rotten stem everywhere on the Internet, and a burden to make it alive. At that time, the Spring Festival Gala sketch often copied the online paragraphs, giggling, and now shooting the paragraphs, still so, really did not grow ah! By the way, a reminder to the old artist: the sea cucumber sponsors the entire Chinese team, and the women's football team members also eat it. Who's rubbing who..."
Fifth, Dong Lu also said: "I am not a part of the Chinese men's football team, I belong to one of the people who work hard for the future of the Chinese men's football team!" I don't lose the ball, I work every day for Chinese football."
"A few artists who have acted in sketches, you have not contributed to Chinese football at all, for the growth of Chinese kicking children can have a better public opinion environment, please be merciful, I will not give you the traffic is over?" 」
"Please old artists, for the future of Chinese football, for the sake of the cultural popularization of Chinese football and the improvement of the public opinion environment, stop being like the general public, only to know that the ridicule is abusive, almost got it, and makes it seem as if you love football a lot."
Sixth, Dong Lu said: "To be honest, in China without football culture, the national football team has always been the 'first major IP of Chinese sports', which is a wonderful thing in itself. The reason is that football is a highly socialized product, and it can only be said that it is not Chinese that need football, but that Chinese society nurtures and relies on 'football', the channel that catharticizes all kinds of negative emotions in life. Think about it, without the national football team, who do they scold? ”
Seventh, Dong Lu also said: "In the face of Chinese football, why do 'Gong Hanlins' seem more confident than in their respective fields of 'good at'?" The era when Chinese football dominated public opinion by "ball blindness" must be ended in order to have real development.
Eighth, Dong Lu also said in the live broadcast: "... Do you dare to act in such a skit? You don't dare to act in such a sketch! Do you dare? You look at the results, and the people also have to look at the results. I don't laugh when I look at your sketches, and if you don't make me laugh, I'll kill you! If you want to take this as the standard, you who play sketches should have been unemployed and laid off! ”
"How many times can you really amuse the people?" It's creaky, and there has to be applause below—someone has to applaud below; no applause, no one applauds, they're all falling asleep, right? As an artist of the older generation, it would be nice if you could understand art."
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It also has to be said that Dong Lu is indeed a good hand at playing tricks, but in his personal social media and live broadcasts, there is often a phenomenon of "spitting out fragrance", such as greeting the other party's family from time to time, such as when he scolds the fans as "ball blind, diode", often scolding: a dog barks, all the dogs bark, but they do not know what they are calling - obviously, comparing the fans to "dogs", it is a bit insulting, right?
So, let's now look at the counter-attack on Dong Lu by the outside world - not to mention ordinary fans and ordinary self-media people, just look at how the cultural and entertainment circles that are intimidated by Dong Lu are criticizing Dong Lu:
First, after Feng Gong was wildly sprayed by Dong Lu and said that "Feng Gong's paragraph is a copy of the network", his agent said that he did not know Dong Lu, and the paragraph came from life.
Feng Gong's apprentice Cao Suifeng (big head brother), on the other hand, was not so polite and polite, and he also learned dong Lu to compare "dogs" - Cao Suifeng created and performed such a passage:
Cao Suifeng wrote four big words on the snow "I love football".
Female narrator: Big Head Brother.
Cao Suifeng: What's up?
Girl: DONG Lu, do you know?
Cao Suifeng: Who?
Girl: DONG Road.
Cao Suifeng: I don't know? What is he doing?
Girl: It was the person who angrily intimidated Teacher Gong Hanlin two days ago.
Cao Suifeng: Hey, don't dare to ask, don't dare to ask! Don't dare ask me.
Girl: Why?
Cao Suifeng: I'm afraid the dog will bite me! I'm afraid of dogs! (Then withdraw and run...) ）
2. Cartoonist and TV commentator Yu Baihong:
Seeing that Teacher Gong Hanlin spoke again. I also firmly believe that Chinese football will one day rush into the World Cup, but this is 100 years later? Or 500 years later? The reason why I am pessimistic is that I have repeatedly seen where the Chinese national football team falls, where it lies! ”
"The national football team always hopes that the public will understand more, but they have lost to Vietnam, how can the public understand?" Let's say that this time Gong Hanlin and the national football team storm, Gong Hanlin is kindly criticizing the national football team, but what we see is that the members of the national football team have taken the case and stood up one after another to satirize Gong Hanlin: Your sketch has not rushed out of Asia, you are not qualified to satirize and criticize Chinese football."
"My mother-in-law, the sketch is said with the mouth, people foreigners can't understand, how to rush out of Asia?" But football is played with feet, there is no language barrier, how can you not play Asia? ”
Moreover, Teacher Gong Hanlin said that the income and performance of the national football team are not proportional, which is very correct! There is nothing wrong with it, the income of our national football team is in line with the international standard, but the ball played is derailed from the international; Gong Hanlin's sketch has become a comedy, is this a fact? But our national football team has turned football into a tragedy, which is also a fact, right? ”
"Therefore, our face is given by others, and our face is lost by ourselves!" ——China's national football team, I think what is most needed now is to lie down and taste the guts, break the boat, and make a comeback, this is the doer! Only then can you win back your dignity with your own actions! ”
THIRD, TV host Ah Jin:
"I am ball blind, I don't love Chinese football so much, but I love my motherland, as long as it is related to the two words of China, I care!" If something is not good, I would like to say two words."
"Some people, I just want to ask you: How can you live so richly?" It's really too expensive to live, your own things are not good, others can't tell it yet! Say two sentences and blow up the thorns, how to do it? Is that prickly thing (sea cucumber) eating too much? I've got thorns myself, haven't I? ”
"China is so big, with more than a billion people and so many occupations, which person is not aggrieved in his heart?" Because my profession is not good, others say two sentences, this is a very normal thing, my mother, just can't talk."
"There are also some commentators, the one who said in that place, he said, 'We should thank Chinese football, if there is no Chinese football, there is no place for us to vent our inner grievances' - I di ma, you said this, have you ever had a brain? But tear your mouth apart and tear it into eight petals! He also said that he 'wants to understand the future of Chinese football', you don't have to understand the future of Chinese football, you first engage in 'Dong' own 'road'."
4. Screenwriter and director Han Zhao:
"Recently, some people say that I am rubbing the heat of Chinese football, I want to say, what kind of cold chinese football has become? Where is the heat? A player said: Do you know football? Yes, I don't understand, you know, don't you also lose? ”
"And another football commentator said: Do you judge the ball? Yes, I don't, but I'll be blind! Don't you talk nonsense there every day? ”
"Brothers, I believe that you, like me, sincerely hope that Chinese football is good! Here, I would like to say it heartily: you can have a long snack, Chinese football! (Here Han Zhao punched himself in the face): I said this too level, correct it: it should be said that you can have a long snack, The Chinese men's football team! Hey, I'm grumpy! ”
In fact, in Dong Lu's words and deeds, there are also understandable points: that is, he speaks for the national football team, even to the point of hysteria, but after all, he still hopes that Chinese football is good, and Dong Lu's sincerity is also there; moreover, no matter what kind of model Dong Lu's football youth training is, in the end, he also has experiments, efforts, and hard work in Chinese football, which is also worthy of respect.
However, although Dong Lu thinks that he has a sharp mouth and a talent for humor, Dong Lu may not know himself, or maybe he is too self-righteous, and he will call himself "I know the ball best, others are garbage" - his so-called "Dong's logic" is the biggest life door and loophole in his door opening!
Because the logic of Dong Lu's speech is often full of loopholes, but he thinks that he can justify himself - either, Dong Lu is really too unreasonable in his logical thinking ability, or he is deliberately unreasonable, in order to protect his industry and his own interests, under the knowledge of unreasonableness, he must also create "irrational, illogical" conditions hard and hard.
Like Dong Lu's "I know the ball best, you are all ball blind diodes", so what standard is used to measure it? ——Do you want Teacher Dong to open a fan level training and certification class? Obviously, Dong Lu is a kind of self-righteous and self-righteous "Dong's self-consistent logic".
For another example, Dong Lu said that "you don't understand the ball, you criticize a fart", which is also a good rebuttal - since you Dong Lu refuses to comment on the national football team by people who do not understand the ball, then why do you yourself criticize the sketch actors in turn, this is not OK, that is not a self-punch in the face? Isn't this "you are only allowed to set fires, I am not allowed to light the lamp"?
Just two common-sense counterexamples can make this "Dong's logic" fail - such as: we do not understand refrigeration technology, we can not comment on the quality of refrigerators? We can't make a big meal, so we can't taste the taste of the meal? ......
Also, Dong Lu took Gong Hanlin into being tricked into getting a fake signature leather ball, and he recognized it as this fake signature leather ball, which was a perfect match with Gong Hanlin as a fake fan - which is with which? Gong Hanlin is just embarrassed, the real face is hurt, obviously the person who made the fake signature, but the teacher Gong who has treasured this fake signature ball for 20 years should be regarded as evidence of his love for Chinese football!
Therefore, as a person who thinks that he is "the person who knows the ball the most and the top of the Chinese football media", Dong Lu's IQ is too gratifying, right?
Therefore, many people will actually "not be afraid to speculate with the worst malicious suspicions": Dong Lu is so inflammatory, so pretending to be crazy and stupid, is not really stupid and stupid, right? But because of the relationship of interests, fear of people's criticism, blocking its financial path, right?
Of course, in the end, the author has to remind Feng Gong's apprentice Cao Suifeng: you use dogs to refer to people, there is indeed a low level of order, and you may be sued by Dong Lu, who likes to sue others! Of course, Dong Lu can also be regarded as each other in this regard, and he has long used the metaphor of "dog barking" to compare the so-called "ball blindness" many times.
However, Cao Suifeng, after all, you are a student of Teacher Feng Gong, alas, you can't hear the dog barking, you also follow the dog barking, right? Can't you bite the dog after you've been bitten by a dog? - Almost, besides, dogs, who have people offended again! 【Original Review: Yu said that hugh】