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Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

To tell the truth, as a senior sword trio, Xishanju planned to produce some strange mounts at both ends of the three days. What donkeys, Wang Bashu, ostriches and so on can only say small meanings, hot air balloons, divine fire flying crows, this master of "Datang core technology" is also like that, not to mention the whole life also has its own handsome posture of the "grandmother chair" and "beauty chair".

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

But in the past two days, the planning and use of the never-before-seen "mechanism horse" has refreshed my worldview of the three stereotypes of the sword net. Let me believe that Jian San's Datang has long since leapt from backward "wood + metal" to a surrealist style.

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

At the first sight of this mount, I think many people will think the same as me: This is a harness, right?

Just by looking at this line, you can understand that there must be something mysterious about the hollow design. Imagine the effect of putting it on your own horse, and feel a little handsome. Anyway, the rational part of his brain is shouting, this can never be a mount!

However, the four big words "Strange Mount" on the propaganda map broke the last illusion. Oh my God, this "simple line" thing is really a mount!

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

Just when many people were in a mess in the wind and did not know how to judge the good or bad of this mount, the tiance who had always loved horses broke the cold field and shouted "Too explicit!" ”

As a natural strategy for riding a "meat horse" every day, if you can have such a "bare" mount that does not even have a little organic matter, where can you suppress the mood of your fawn bumping? Some senior Tiance players have bluntly said: "It's so astringent."

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

Yes, the sexual orientation of the ashes-level celestial strategists has finally evolved from "living" to "organic". When Xishanju produces an all-metal, polished, mechanically powered cyber horse, Tiance will be officially honored as "mechanical sex" and stage a realistic version of "My Robot Girlfriend".

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

Well, aside from the Tsushima's natural strategy of bringing its own brain beauty filter, let's take a good look at what the mystery of this "mechanism horse" is.

Many people see the organ parts at the first glance, the second eye is like a shelf of clothes, the third eye becomes a marker line, and even thinks that this picture is the emoji drawn by netizens themselves. Seriously, the right lines on this "two-dimensional horse", the angular partitions, the spotless blackness, like the wire game played as a child?

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

However, it is also possible that Xishanju specially referred to the master painter Picasso, and presented this abstract painting composed of simple lines in the form of modeling to everyone, so that players can admire the master culture and cultivate their sentiments.

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

In terms of overall effect, this mount is too much like the advertising legend of those modeling tutorial classes outside. Looking at this minimalist appearance, unpretentious gears, and the saddle that stands out from the crowd, you know that this mount must be the best of the "three-year animation series"!

If you see this so thin on the road, feel the body that will fall apart as soon as you touch it, and you can still carry a fully armed Tiance "Ren Chi", who would not directly call out a strong and powerful, strong and powerful ah!

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

But seriously, is this "dada" mechanism really not working? I think we still have to look at it from its definition. The so-called "fun" mount is to highlight a "strange" and a "fun".

Before joking that this mount is a "cyberpunk horse", but a closer look will find that the organ horse is more like a wooden cow flowing horse made by Zhuge Liang, so that the taste of "qi" is very sufficient; as for "fun", everyone makes memes and jokes about heavenly strategy, bringing everyone a smile, isn't it very interesting?

Sword three novelty mounts, the player exclaimed too bone, but the senior Tiance said: Really astringent

From the cyber horse, to the surrealist horse, to the wooden cow flow horse, I have to say that the ability of our sword three er to create a stem is still a must, just from a mount can associate so much. That said, the next time you come out with a new horse mount, let's have a good time together!

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