Now is the best time to play Red Alert

Edit: Suka Curated: Neva

2006 was the best time to play "Red Alert", and children's love for "Red Alert" was written in the summer vacation diary and Baidu know-it.

Excerpts from a diary

The second is now.

In the charging list of station B (the list of how many fans appreciate the anchor), you can see the degree of recognition of the UP owner by the audience.

In December 2021, in the charging list of Station B, the Chaoyang Winter Swim Monster Pigeon shouting "Ori give" ranked first, and the second place was the hard-core knowledge UP master of the historical district, John Khan Jr., the head of 3.5 million fans.

The top ten are also some familiar names, such as the diary of a rural teacher who records grassroots education, and the Uzi, a professional player in league of legends whose topic is equally hot with controversy.

Only this third place is particularly strange, in a group of head masters, mixed into a "waist master" who plays "Red Alert".

Clicking on the homepage of "Red Alert HBK08", the battle video of "Red Alert 2" was released in a cookie-cutter manner, the font is monotonous yellow, and the title is unattractive, except for victory or victory.

On average, less than 200,000 videos were played, but 11,976 people charged him.

And the second place, Little John Khan, who has charged 18,000 people cumulatively, has an average video playback of nearly 5 million.

I opened the video of Red Alert HBK08 (hereinafter referred to as "Red Alert 08") and looked at it, and a rough industrial feeling that is very inconsistent with the information age came to my face.

The figurative texture is reminiscent of the black Internet café of the millennium, where seven wolf cigarettes, rotten swallows, braised beef noodles and iced tea drinks surround a fluorescent screen that exudes a sense of pixelation.

Click on the red alarm icon of the hammer and sickle and forget about the troubles of being in the Burrow.

At the beginning of the video, the gilded font of "Red Alert 08" from the King of Jinshan painting is directly photographed in your face.

Then, there was the List of Charging Credits for Windows 95 Retro Colors, which was filled with donor names like the merit box of the renovation temple in my hometown.

The video of Red Alert 08 is a raw material without processing, and his own narration voice is voiced with a thick Jiangxi accent, pronouncing the name of his Red Alert 08 as "Red Alert Lymph".

Around his strange accent, netizens turned on a crazy empty ear mode, and the base of the light blue camp became "egg color" in his mouth.

We keep playing this egg color because we just him off and he definitely hates me.

The footage is barely edited, and the transition is all based on his voice prompts of "let's see the next game".

And some conventional terms have also been played by him with new tricks, he calls the engineer "Brother TiBao", the mining vehicle is called "ox cart", and the rapid attack is said to be "broad and fast attack".

He showed the complex game commentary in vernacular, "I feel that the hard rush must not be able to rush in, then we will pull the ox cart over to absorb the damage" "The computer can't stand it, directly throw"...

As for the video content, it is also very "monotonous", and the theme is two words - abuse. He is good at trick abuse, making a group of post-90s look at a national champion old abusive dish.

Red Alert 08 famously said: "I know very well what these passers-by are thinking, because I often hurt them." ”

In his game videos, a large part of them are looking for passers-by to fight on the battle platform, and he especially likes to find passers-by rooms that talk wildly, like what "single-handedly did not lose" and "those who came in did not win"...

He has abused more tricks than we could have imagined in Red Alert.

For example, the limit of our imagination of abusive dishes is to crouch around their base with snipers, and the soldiers on the opposite side come out one by one.

But Red Alert 08 humiliated the other party with a dog, and a dog sneaked up on the other team of soldiers.

The other side was humiliated, and after the second wave of soldiers was bitten by the police dog, the direct mentality collapsed and surrendered.

Or cleverly exploit the terrain advantage, 15 mobilizers play the effect of 300 Spartan warriors guarding the hot spring pass.

Or continue to torture the opponent, such as using Eureta to directly remotely control the opponent's base car, to a wave of decapitation operations.

Anyone who has played Red Alert knows that all the buildings in the game must be built around the base car, which is the lifeblood of the player.

But Red Alert 08 sometimes sold it, confusing everyone at the same time, giving the audience a lesson of "professionalism", and the few soldiers and some money returned after selling the base can win a key victory for him.

Red Alert 08 is like a sweeping monk who is highly skilled in martial arts but likes to teach roadside gangsters every day, and the audience watching him is usually a hardcore player who cherishes the history of "Red Alert", and is a group of loyal followers who still firmly study "Red Alert" when the AAA masterpieces emerge in an endless stream.

Also with Red Alert 08 in the Rape Front, there are two evil men, Moon 3 and Devil Blue Sky.

These three people are also red alert game bloggers, the circle influences each other, the same original rough cover, the same novel and sharp operation, together to make "Red Alert" return to the vision of young people.

Moon 3 and Red Alert HBK08, respectively, are the first and second in today's Red Alert world, and at the first Red Alert 2 World Championship of the "Panda Cup" in 2016, the two had many vicious battles.

At that time, the rule of the game was that Xiaotu grabbed 11 points, and Red Alert 08 took the lead in grabbing the match point at 10:9. In the last siege battle, Red Alert 08 was stolen from Heavy Industry in the case of stealing the Moon 3 base first, and was defeated by 1 point.

Subject to the conditions of its dissemination, the story is poorly understood.

This story takes place in 2016, and when we talk about this, it is already 2022.

It's as if you've forgotten your uncle and cousin, who were often used as material when you wrote "My Day" in your summer vacation essays as a child.

That day, my cousin came to the computer room and played you a red alert game. Since then, you have found that the computer is not only "Crazy Flat Kids", but also such a fun "Red Alert".

We are familiar with Three Versions of Red Alert 2, namely Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2, Radiance of the Republic, and Yuri's Revenge.

One of the most popular is the 2001 mod version of "The Glory of the Republic" made by netizens. In order to make up for the lack of a "Chinese" camp in the original game, the author envisioned making one himself. However, he used too much force to make the Chinese military too strong, but out of love for the "Chinese" camp, most people thought that "The Glory of the Republic" was the official version.

"Red Alert 2" is undoubtedly a simple and easy-to-use strategy game, you are a mobilizer who is easy to be criticized by teachers and commanded by parents in reality, and you are the commander of the game.

Double-click the left button on the base car to deploy, the power plant is powered, the barracks can produce large soldiers, heavy industry can build tanks, and the combat laboratory can unlock a lot of bullish weapons such as nuclear power plants and V3 rockets.

Aircraft carriers can summon Wasp fighters to bomb the ground, and mobilizers are blown up and lie on the ground begging for forgiveness.

It's amazing that Tanya, who has two guns, takes a step and laughs, and the TimeLess Legion soldiers can even teleport the enemy's hometown out of the map.

It all comes to an abrupt halt after you are curious to open up a cold enemy. In a short game, the paratroopers who fell from the sky, the tanks that came before you finished building the barracks, the snipers who were ambushed in the shadows, were no less than giving the 10-year-old you a realistic big mouth.

What's even more frightening is that you don't know what weapons are sneaking up on you, and the base will turn into a sea of fire.

You recall your cousin's cold operation of a dozen seven, he turned off an option called "super weapon" and held down the Ctrl key on the keyboard in your doubtful eyes, bombarding all the bridges, and the opposite infantry never came over.

Unhurriedly set up patriot missiles in your home that you've never used before, and the paratroopers on the opposite side are all dead like dumplings.

There are also iron curtain devices that make tanks invincible, replication centers that frantically swipe money, and your cousin's operation has too many questions for you, and at that time, there were thousands of ordinary players who were studying.

If you want to study games, the first step is to have a place to play, and for most children, there is only one place to play with computers: the school computer room.

You should remember that when you put on your shoe cover in the computer class, walked to the camera position that belonged to you, and the dead party squeezed your eyebrows and handed you a U disk, saying that 4399 was no longer ok, letting you play the real game.

The four sinking, the solemn classroom, the signs of the teacher's remote control on the desktop are very eye-catching, the computers are lined up against the wall, and the air is floating with the smell of longing for freedom.

The teacher will usually assign you a simple drawing task, such as drawing a small flower and grass in the King of The Golden Mountains, and typing a row of words in a fixed format in a Word document.

You clutch the USB stick and wait for the second half of the class to be free, only to find that you can't connect with the dead party.

As a result, he pulled out the Soviet Union and directly got more than a dozen Kirov airships, and your French cannons, Chinese spitfire bunkers, and Soviet magnetic explosion tanks were all useless.

Looking at his victor's posture, you begin to inquire how to restrain the Kirov airship. At that time, the study of how to restrain the Kirov airship was able to appear in the magazine, and the use of various tactics such as envelopment, position warfare, and flanking raids was used against the Kirov airship.

The furry Kirov reporting became a more PTSD sound than under the bed.

How to use the replication center to brush money is made like speculating in stocks, controlling the market and accurately calculating.

Replication Center

You can also see people on the Internet asking questions about "how to disguise spies as dogs" and "how to disguise spies as cows".

The debate over which soviet and Allied forces were stronger or weaker was discussed that year as much as the 2016 debate between James and Curry about who was stronger.

The debate also spread from online to offline, when the debate in the class was basically "I am invincible with the Red Alert, I have 100 airships."

Think back, how long have you not heard of this kind of argument?

Why children like to brag is because they don't have to play, purely by their own imagination.

The second half of our childhood was filled with League of Legends, Crossfire, dungeons and warriors. The platform for playing games spans from the computer to the host, to the handheld, the mobile phone.

The proposition of life also changes with time, study, college entrance examination, work, marriage and children.

Not to mention "Red Alert", even many mobile games can't be played.

Or busy coping with the pressure of work, or suffering from the cessation of time, or worse, entangled in a disease called electronic impotence.

A prophet from 2010 wrote in just one line the virtual happiness and revenge we yearn for.

Today, we only miss Red Alert. The audience frantically charged the Red Alert 08, in fact, they were coloring their memories.

Someone married and had children in my hometown, and the hair on the top of my head was getting thinner; I was wandering for a living, like a migratory bird; and my white-haired aunt still wiped the old big ass monitor every day.

The latest 1T Apple mobile phone can hold nearly 2600 400MB "Red Alert 2" games, equipped with 3090 and 12th generation CPU computers, and open 10 Red Alerts at the same time.

Our rational minds are already skillful enough to command the three-way soldiers and horses of land, sea and air to take down the cold enemy, but the invisible enemy - the various dilemmas of life have surrounded you.

We don't have to learn how to restrain bomb-laden Kirov airships, we don't need to deal with terrifying robots that burrow into tanks, and we don't even need to act as commanders of a campaign.

We watched Red Alert 08 command 20 mobilized soldiers creeping forward, as if seeing ourselves.

Life is a battle, and we are all mobilizers of a hundred pieces.

Design/Visual Elaine