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Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

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During this time, there was a strange "reverse flow" in the natural gas pipeline from Russia to Germany, in general, the natural gas transmission should be from Russia --- Eastern Europe --- Germany, but during this time the natural gas actually flowed from Germany to Eastern Europe, which is obviously abnormal, and the European media blamed russia, saying that Russia "weaponized" natural gas against the European Union.

It is a bit dumb to see, because the reverse flow needs Germany to operate, it is Germany that extracts its own natural gas, taking advantage of the current high price of natural gas sold to Eastern European countries, which is originally Germany taking advantage of the opportunity to make profits, and can also put the responsibility on Russia.

Of course, this is not the first time that the Western media have done this, saying that Russia has "weaponized" natural gas, in fact, in the previous Western media reports, Russia can "weaponize" almost everything, from weather, to space, to racism, to pop singers, to say something you don't believe, even squid has been "weaponized" by Russia, saying something similar.

It looks like it was written by a bunch of people who play Red Alert and play Crazy Devil.

The so-called weaponization is to use XX as a weapon against others.

Since it is empirical evidence, I will naturally give screenshots of the original report for your verification.

Beluga whales are Russian spies

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

On May 3, 2019, Time magazine reported that a beluga whale was found in Norwegian waters, which may or may not work for the Russian Navy, causing worldwide attention.

Norwegian fishermen found the marine mammal on Monday wearing a GoPro camera harness with the words "Equipment of St. Petersburg" written in English. The discovery shocked Norwegian officials and led to speculation that the mammal may have been trained to spy for Russia.

Yes, the Russian Navy has trained a "spy beluga whale", and in order to facilitate identification and prevent others from not understanding that this is a Russian spy beluga whale, it is necessary to write "Equipment of St. Petersburg" in English.

Inside Red Alert 2, the Soviet Union had a giant squid, remember.

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

According to Express, was the 14-legged killer squid found two miles from Antarctica weaponized by Putin?

Dr. Anton Padarka claims that he was part of a Russian scientific expedition to the Arctic subsurface lakes, and the expedition discovered the terrifying creature — known as Creature 46-B.

He said their discovery in Lake Vostok was overshadowed by Russian officials who are now looking for ways to weaponize and breed the deadly squid.

Dr. Said they found the squid in a freshwater lake two miles below the ice, which killed at least 2 of the expedition's colleagues.

Squid, the gun squid, is the thing you eat.

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

Foreign Policy September 23, 2020 article "How Russia Is Trying to Weaponize Charlie Sheen"

Who is Charlie Sheen? A comedian who has acted in "Good Looking Two and a Half", "Scream 3", "Scream 4" and "Scream 5", "Anti-Fighting Condor", etc., I like his "Anti-Fighting Condor" the most.

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

Have you seen it?

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

The Guardian reports: "Russia seeks to buy five dolphins with perfect teeth and killer instincts"

The Russian government revealed that the Russian Defense Ministry is seeking to buy five dolphins as the country struggles to revive Soviet-era practices using marine mammals for military missions.

According to a document uploaded to the government procurement website on Wednesday, the military has begun tendering for a 1.75 million ruble (£17,000) contract to transport dolphins to troops in the Crimean port city of Sevastopol by Aug. 1.

According to public contract documents, the company is seeking two females and three male dolphins, aged between three and five, with perfect teeth and no physical defects.

This is excessive, bullying us has not played Red Alert, right?

You can say that the giant squid is Russian.

Dolphins are clearly allies.

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

Associated Press "Russian Army Shows Latest Weapon: Cute Puppy"

Excessively, the police dog is obviously an Allied, able to identify spies and kill infantry in a second

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

The Daily Mail: Can Russia control the weather? CIA fears hostile countries are triggering floods and droughts

If it looks like the rain is falling endlessly, blame the Russians. Even North Koreans.

At one meeting, the CIA directors worried that hostile countries were trying to manipulate the world's weather.

One prominent scholar recounted how he received a mysterious phone call asking if a foreign country would trigger a drought or flood.

Professor Alan Robock, from Rutgers University in New Jersey, said: "The CIA consultant called and asked if we wanted to know if someone was controlling the world's climate, would we know?

Of course they're also asking —if we control someone else's climate, will they know?"

The professor is one of many scientists from around the world who are actively researching the manipulation of weather as a way to combat climate change.

The range of geoengineering techniques includes cloud seeding, i.e. spraying chemicals with airplanes to trigger rainfall, and firing mirrors into space to reflect sunlight and cool the Earth.

Professor Robert told the caller that any attempt to intervene in the weather on a large scale would be discovered.

Excessively, the weather controller is allied, and the nuclear weapons are Soviet.

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

VICE: Russia is weaponizing jedi's psychic skills

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

Bloomberg: For Russia, even language can be a weapon. 》

Humor: Western media use red alert propaganda to throw dirty water on Russia

Russian Weaponized Disability

I was a little curious, saying that these media are not small media, what Time Magazine, The Guardian, Foreign Policy, Bloomberg and these media write these news, they will not laugh out?

What do you think?

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