laitimes

Humorous and funny paragraph: A person goes out and meets a hungry tiger

author:Beep Funny Society

Do not eat vegetarian

Previously, there was a man who lived at the foot of the mountain. One day when I went out and met a hungry tiger and wanted to eat him, the man begged bitterly: "You see I am so thin, I have a fat pig at home, how about giving him to you?" The tiger agreed, and went to the man's house. The man wanted to give the fat pig to the tiger to eat, and his wife said a little reluctantly: "We have grain and vegetables in our house, and we can completely let the tiger eat a full meal." The man said, "Pull it down, do you see such a cruel guest, is he a vegetarian?" ”

Humorous and funny paragraph: A person goes out and meets a hungry tiger

Lucky dog

One day, Kobayashi went to a banquet, and during the banquet, he hated one of the people who ate too fiercely and did not pay attention to eating at all, so he asked him what he belonged to. The answer is a dog. Kobayashi said, "Fortunately, it belongs to the dog, if it is a tiger, I am afraid that I will even eat my stomach." ”

Humorous and funny paragraph: A person goes out and meets a hungry tiger

pursue

Xiao Yong's father rarely had time to chat with Xiao Yong and asked Xiao Yong what he had pursued when he grew up. Xiao Yong didn't even want to say: "Money and beauty," Dad slapped him as soon as he raised his hand, look at your appearance. Xiao Yong felt very wronged but did not dare to say more, thought about it and said again: "Career and love," this time his father did not beat him again, but instead touched Xiao Yong's head appreciatively and showed a happy smile. Xiao Yong looked at his father's expression and scornfully said: Cut, as for?

Humorous and funny paragraph: A person goes out and meets a hungry tiger

Life is short, just be happy. If you're happy, don't forget to like me. Your care and encouragement is the driving force for me to move forward, thank you dear.

Read on