If you put the 422 emperors in Chinese history in a group, what will they talk about?

223 AD

Han Gaozu: Heaven will not die my great Han!

Qin Shi Huang: Another Jedi flip?

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Cao Pi's children, Sun Quan's children, not the son of man!

Emperor Wu of Wei: Without personal attacks, he scolded my two sons.

Han Gaozu: Your son doesn't have your last name?

Emperor Weiwu: One is my own child, and the other is something I recognize myself.

Qin Shi Huang: There is also the operation of recognizing one's own son?

Emperor Han Zhaolie: Don't take advantage of me!

Henkel Zu:?

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: He is his brother-in-law, Sun Quan is my brother-in-law.

Emperor Weiwu: You're a, the old cow eats tender grass, and dares to say.

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Wife Cao, who are you qualified to say!

Han Gaozu: Don't say this first, be prepared! Have you recreated my big man?

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: It is a failure, Old Ancestor! I am about to recover the Han Room, and I was backstabbed by Sun Quan!

Henkel Zu: ...

Emperor Han Zhaolie: But I left a top talent for my boy, and unification should be no problem!

Emperor Wu of Wei: You are not afraid of Zhuge Kongming usurping the throne and seizing power!

Emperor Han Zhaolie: You are still worried about your family!

Emperor Weiwu: Gu Zhen was really worried, and did not kill Sima Zhongda.

Emperor Han Zhaolie: Shuo is actually a little worried...

Emperor Weiwu: By the way, how do you call yourself emperor, Son of Heaven?

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Son of Heaven? Let your stinky boy kill.

Emperor Weiwu: Impossible, I didn't see it alone.

Emperor Hanling: What about my son? You two bastards, where has my son gone!

Emperor Weiwu: Lonely doesn't know, it was fine when Lonely came.

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Shuo didn't know that he had always been in the hands of the Cao clan.

Emperor Han Ling: I'm going to kill you two bastards!"

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226 AD

Emperor Hanling: My son!

Emperor Wei Wendi: Good! Treat them well.

Emperor Weiwu: Son, explain to them how Lonely entered the group?

Emperor Wendi Wei: My father walked on the front foot, and I chased after the back foot.

Emperor Weiwu: Seeing no, lonely is not reversed, lonely is a loyal subject of the Great Han. Let there be no orphan in the world, and I do not know how many people are called emperors and several people are called kings.

Henkel Zu: Oh! He also said that he was a loyal minister of Great Qin.

Qin Shi Huang: Liu Bang, I thank you!

Emperor Weiwu: Did you kill Sima Sima or not?

Emperor Wendi Wei: One has no excuses, the other is reluctant, and it is left to his son.

Emperor Weiwu: ...

234 AD

Emperor Hanling: Xie'er, who bullied you, tell the father and emperor, the father emperor helps you to avenge, here we have a lot of family!

Emperor Xian of Han: Talking too much is tears! Forget it, the past goes with the wind.

Emperor Hanling: Xie'er suffered.

Emperor Xian of Han: It doesn't matter, the days in Shanyang are the most relaxed time. Ploughing the vegetable garden, the jishi hanging pot, without the power struggle of those dirty people, it is enough!

Emperor Hanling: Alas

Han Gaozu: Alas

Qin III: Mourning!

239 AD

Emperor Wu of Wei: Boy, is Sima Yi dead?

Emperor Wei Mingdi: No, I left it to my son, I regretted it at the last moment, but it was too late.

Emperor Weiwu: You said that three generations of our ancestors and grandsons have moved to kill, so why did he not die?

Emperor Wei Ming: However, cao shuang could be allowed to assist the government together, and it could be balanced.

Wei Wendi: This boy, I look pretty embarrassed, are you sure?

Emperor Wei Ming: Okay? Mainly there was no one else in front of the bed at that time.

Emperor Weiwu: I hope it's okay!

Henkel Zu: I don't think it's good!

Emperor Wu of Han: Reconsideration!

Emperor Guangwu of Han: Usurper, Ren Huan usurper.

Emperor Weiwu: Uh!

Qin II: Hahahahaha! Uncle Liu, I'm not laughing at you!

Qin III: Mourning in advance!

252 AD

Emperor Weiwu: Sun Quan, you also mean to be called emperor.

Emperor Wen of Wei: That is, Shuo has only made him king, and has already lifted him up.

Emperor Ming of Wei: He planned to make Gongsun Yuan the King of Yan, but As a result, Gongsun Yuan killed the emissary and sent the head of the man to Yuan. He fought hefei, and before he could send troops, he ran away.

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Sun Quan, you turtle egg! Isn't it good with the Northern Expedition?

Qin II: Hahahahaha!

Qin Shi Huang: I have never seen such a brazen person!

260 AD

Emperor Weiwu: Old rule, is Sima Yi dead?

Emperor Wei: Dead...

Emperor Weiwu: It's good to be dead! Lonely!

Emperor Shao of Wei: The heart of Sima Zhao, passers-by know...

Emperor Wei Ming: By the way, how are you, Cao Fang?

Emperor Shao of Wei: Let Sima Shi be deposed...

Emperor Wu: Hahahahaha! Let you anger me!

Emperor Han Zhaolie: Hahahahaha! The usurper, the usurper

Han Guangwu Emperor: Hahahahaha! Usurper, human usurper +1

Henkel Zu: Hahahahaha! Usurper, Ren Huan Usurpation +10086

Emperor Weiwu: Sun Quan, don't be happy, see who's coming.

Emperor Wu: I rely on, Liang'er!

Emperor Wu: I just pro-government...

Emperor Wei Hou: I understand you!

Qin II: A group of people snatched my lines, it was my turn, hahahahaha!

Qin III: Mourn again!

264 AD

Qin II: Opening, which is the next emperor to enter, Cao's 1 to 1, Sun's 1 to 1, Liu's 1 to 2.

Emperor Wu: Suppressing the Liu clan...

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Crush the Cao Clan!

Emperor Wu of Han Guang: Cao Shi!

Han Gaozu: Crush the Cao Clan!

Qin Shi Huang: Shuo also suppressed the Cao clan!

Emperor Wen of Wei: Suppress the Sun Clan!

Emperor Wu: ...

Qin II: Open! It's on! Who's home? Come, come, it is the Sun family, congratulations to the second boss of Cao!

Emperor Wu: You won't let Sun Qi die of deposing him too!

Emperor Wu Jing: Father Emperor, looking at his son's nickname, he knew that he could not, and he killed him.

Emperor Wu: Hugh Er, if you get rid of the rebels, how can you die early? He lost a round.

Wu Jingdi: I don't want to, I don't want to, I am sick like a mountain.

Emperor Wu: I remember that wan (on the rain and ordered) was only two years old.

Wu Jingdi: Yeah, I'm only ten years old now.

Emperor Wu: Hey!

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Mourning! Hahahahaha!

Wu Jingdi: Uncle, don't laugh, Liu Chan has already perished!

Emperor Weiwu: Wow, hahahaha! Mourning!

Wu Jingdi: Cao Cao, don't laugh, Cao Huan is just a puppet in Sima Shi's hand.

265 AD

Qin II: Emperor's gift package, three at a time.

Emperor Xuan of Jin: How did the old man get here?

Jin Jingdi: Meet your father!

Emperor Wen of Jin: Meet your father!

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Are you usurping the throne and standing on your own! Duke Wei, I'm sorry for you!

Emperor Weiwu: Okay, don't pretend to be sorry, Lonely doesn't know you yet? The three horses are in the same groove, but it is a pity that my son did not curse the father and son.

Emperor Wen of Jin: Lonely is just ashamed of the King of Jin, maybe Yan'er is rebellious!

Wang Mang: What a familiar routine!

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: What happened to my son?

Emperor Wen of Jin: Lonely and benevolent, make him the Duke of Anle, happy not to think about Shu! Aha!

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Aha!

Jin Jingdi: Aha!

Han Gaozu: Death to the Jin Dynasty will be Liu Ye!

Emperor Guangwu of Han: Liu Ye will die in the Jin Dynasty! +1

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Liu Ye will die in the Jin Dynasty! +10086

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Old man, oh no, Shuo is happy, Shuo Yin endured for a lifetime, don't you just wait for today? Aha!

Emperor Wu of Wei: You have eaten (shì)!

Emperor Xuan of Jin: ...

Emperor Han Zhaolie: Aha!

Emperor Wei Wendi: Aha!

Emperor Wei Ming: Aha!

Qin II: You always rob me of my lines...

271 AD

Shu Han Hou Lord: Father Emperor, Zhong Father...

Emperor Wen of Jin: Can Anle Gong still know me?

Shu Han Hou Lord: Jin, King of Jin...

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Zen Er is not afraid, scare him.

Shu Han Hou Lord: Father Emperor...

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Liu Bei, look at your son alone without this guts.

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Zen'er, there are many people here!

Shu Han Hou Lord: Si...

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Mm-hmm!

Shu Han Hou Lord: No, nothing...

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Ah Dou who can't stand it!

Emperor Wu of Wei: Having a son should be like Sun Zhongmou!

Qin Shi Huang: I feel the same way!

Han Gaozu: Old brother, we Heng'er are not very good...

Emperor Wen of Han: ...

Emperor Huidi of Han: ...

Qin II: ...

274 AD

Cao Fang, the young emperor of Wei, joined the group chat, not for the time being, and continued later

284 AD

Wu Jingdi: How are you?

Emperor Wu: This...

Shu Han Hou Lord: Cousin, this Yuan knows that Puyang Xing and Zhang Bu supported Sun Hao to ascend the throne.

Wu Jingdi: What about Wu'er?

Emperor Wu: That...

Shu Han Hou Lord: Cousin, that Shuo also knew that Zhu Shi and Xiao Wan had forced Sun Hao to die.

Emperor Wu Jingdi: Sun Hao, treat Ru not thinly, and make you the Marquis of Wucheng, do you repay you in this way?

Emperor Wu: Pengzu, why did you get here?

Former Young Emperor wei: Not only! He also killed Sun Feng, Sun Fen, and his sons, as well as Sun Qian and Sun Jun...

Emperor Wu: Cough --

Emperor Wu: Father Emperor!

Wu Jingdi: Father Emperor!

Qin Shi Huang: What about Hu Hai? I want him to copy the book again!

Qin III: Mixing with Liu Ying, Liu He, and Wang Mang all day, I don't know what to do?

Qin Shi Huang: Who are they worse than?

290 AD

Emperor Wen of Jin: Yan'er is here!

Shu Han Hou Lord: You wouldn't really let Sima Zheng succeed to the throne, would you?

Emperor Wu of Jin: Emperor Huan hated the abolition of Chang Liyou the most.

Emperor Wen of Jin: Ahaha... Didn't this happen?

Han Gaozu: What a pity! It wasn't done that year...

Qin Shi Huang: Alas! I didn't want to do it, but I did...

Qin Shi Huang: Yo, it's online again! Copy the stone carving of your Uncle Liu's house ten thousand times.

Emperor Wen of Jin: What happened to Sima Zheng?

Shu Han Hou Lord: He is a fool! Hahahahaha!

Emperor Wen of Jin: Hmm!

Shu Han Hou Lord: Stupid... belch! Ha, ha...

Emperor Wen of Jin: Sima Yan, you!

302 AD

Emperor Cao Of Wei joined the group chat, not for the time being, and continued in the future

304 AD

Shu Han Hou Lord: Sima Zheng how did this fool persist for so long.

Emperor Wei Yuan: It shouldn't last long, the Sima family is already in a mess.

Emperor Huai of Han: This idiot...

Emperor Wei Yuan: Wait, your nickname?

Han Gaozu: It must be that my old Liu family has been restored again!

Emperor Wendi of Han: Looking forward to it!

Han Guangwu Emperor: Hahahahaha!

307 AD

Emperor Huai of Han: Ah Zhen, is the Han Restoration?

Emperor Huidi of Jin: There should be none!

Emperor Wu of Jin: Impossible, Zhen'er will definitely deal with it well, he tried it, he tried it, he answered very well...

Emperor Hui of Jin: It was nanfeng who was looking for someone to answer! Hey hey hey...

Emperor Wen of Jin: Sima Yan!

Emperor Wu of Jin: Orderly, orderly...

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Cough -

Jin Jingdi: Father!

Emperor Wen of Jin: Father!

Emperor Weiwu: Hahahahaha!

Emperor Han Zhaolie: Hahahahaha!

Emperor Wu: Hahahahaha!

310 AD

Emperor Wen of Han: Liu Yuan see Emperor Gao of taizu, Emperor Xiaowen of Taizong, Emperor Xiaowu of Sejong, Emperor Guangwu of Shizu, Emperor Xiaoming of Xianzong, Emperor Xiaozhang of Suzong, Emperor Zhaolie of Liezu!

Han Gaozu: Obuchi! Whose little one are you?

Emperor Wu of Jin: Huh!

Emperor Huai of Han: He is a Hun (whispered)!

Henkel Zu: Ahhh!

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: The old ancestor recognized me, hahahahaha!

Han Gaozu: Wait, you're a Hun?

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: The body is a Xiongnu, and the heart is a great Han. I was born a Big Han, and when I die, I want to be a Big Han ghost.

Han Gaozu: Thank you ha, but it's not good to pretend to be surnamed!

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Old Ancestor, I am not pretending to be a surname, not a fake surname... The old patriarch and Mo Dun Shan Yu are about brothers, wives of the clan room. Liu Yuan has Han blood flowing on his body, Liu Yuan is Han'er, is Han'er...

Han Gaozu: Wu Pi and his mother Xi Xie Ru!

Qin II: Hahahahaha! Sorry, I can't help it!

The Xiongnu Han Deposed Emperor: Liu Cong rebelled, the kings rebelled...

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Ah!

313 AD

Emperor Huai of Jin: I don't want to be emperor!

Emperor Wu of Jin: Blazing...

Emperor Huai of Jin: Father Emperor...

Emperor Huidi of Jin: My brother eats chicken thighs...

Emperor Huai of Jin: Brother...

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Sima Chi, how about my Great Han?

Emperor Huai of Jin: The Xiongnu were tyrannical and capricious, and although I was the only one who died, I could not die in the Jin Dynasty.

Emperor Xuan of Jin: What? Is jinmu dangerous to this point?

Han Gaozu: This is not what Shuo wants...

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Old Ancestor, you are waiting for my family to restore the Great Han!

Qin Shi Huang: Ahem! Non-my race...

318 AD

(i)

Emperor Jin: Woo woo woo woo

The Young Emperor of the Han Dynasty: How old is the man, still crying!

The Young Emperor of the Han Dynasty: Yes, yes!

Emperor Han Chong: Shame and shame!

Emperor Han: Crying ghost!

Emperor Shao of Han: Weeping Worm! (This is modern Japanese, and I don't know what the ancient Japanese said.) ）

Emperor Hanling: What did you say?

Emperor Shao of Han: My brother taught me, saying that he learned it from the evil Matai emissaries.

Emperor Wu of Jin: Alas!

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Hahahahaha!

Emperor Zhaolie of Han: Mourning!

Qin III: ...

(ii)

Emperor Wu of Han Zhao: The hero of the world is just that!

Emperor Wen of HanGuang: Cong'er, did my Great Han unify the world?

Emperor Wu of Han Zhao: Isn't my exploit enough? The rest is left to the posterity to complete, I have done it, and the posterity still has something to do.

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Liu Cong, you...

The Xiongnu Han Emperor: Oh, only afraid of the old rut of Ruzi's steps.

Emperor Zhaowu of Han: Liu and you...

Emperor Wen of HanGuang: Originally born from the same root, he was too anxious...

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Hey hey hey, Duke Wei, want to know the allusion behind this sentence?

Emperor Wei Wendi: No, he doesn't want to!

Emperor Wu of Wei: Cao Pi, wait for a private chat.

Qin II: Don't say, the prophecy here is quite accurate.

Emperor Jin: Really! Liu Yuan, Liu Cong Ruhan died this year.

Emperor Wu of Han Zhao: Huh! That's impossible!

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Prophecy is also about the Basic Law, how can such a magic be realized?

(iii)

Emperor Yin of Han: Jin Zhun, how dare you—

Emperor Zhaowu of Han: ...

Emperor Wen of Han: ...

The Xiongnu Han Emperor: Huh!

Emperor Jin: Really accurate! I prophesy one more, Jinmuro is alive!

Emperor Yin of Han: Sima Ye, go wash the toilet!

Emperor Jin: You!

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Great shame!

Emperor Weiwu: Huns, do you know what you're talking about?

Emperor Wudi of Han: What about my chopper?

Han Gaozu: Obuchi, your family is excessive...

323 AD

Emperor Yuan of Jin: The king and the horse, the world together! Hate it too!

Emperor Hui of Jin: King of Langya, eat a chicken leg, and praise you in the waiters!

Emperor Yuan of Jin: What is the power of decay? But it is a puppet of the Wang clan...

Emperor Huan of Jin: The heavens are endless in Jin!

Qin Shi Huang: Divided seals... Regardless of... divide...... Regardless of...

Qin II: Father Emperor?

Qin Shi Huang: Ah! Hu Hai you bastard! Give the copy... Uh, is there anything you can recommend?

Emperor Huai of Han: The Collected Works of Zhuge Liang. txt

Qin Shi Huang: Good! That's it!

Qin Shi Huang: If you don't believe it, there is no Great Qin!

Han Gaozu: Old brother, sometimes nothing is better than having...

Qin Shi Huang: Season!

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: What is the old ancestor talking about?

Qin Shi Huang: Ahem! Alien!

Emperor Yuan of Jin: Liu Yuan, you and Liu Cong can let General Jin open the coffin and whip the corpse!

Emperor Jin: Hahaha!

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Cough! That, Little Rui! What king and horse?

Emperor Yuan of Jin: Emperor's great-grandfather, the Eight Kings rebellion, the Wuhu Chaos, the Central Plains Funeral Chaos, the Chaos of the Thieves, the Soldiers and Horses, what a mess! He could only temporarily open jiangzuo, but the foundation was shaking, and he had to lead the family as an arm, how could he expect the Wang family to be ambitious...

Emperor Weiwu: This plot is familiar!

Emperor Zhao of Han: I understand you!

325 AD

Emperor Ming of Jin: How close is The Sun and Chang'an? See the sun and see Chang'an! Give another ten years, and zhongyuan will be restored!

Emperor Yuan of Jin: Daoqi, is Wang Dun...

Emperor Ming of Jin: Father Emperor, Wang Dun has been flattened! But the injustice of heaven, give more time, will destroy the jackal!

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Zhen Lin'er also!

Emperor Weiwu: Oh! Sima Yi, Sima Yi, your family is unkind and unjust, deceiving my descendants, and robbing me of the country! Retribution is not happy, now out of a Lincai, huh!

Emperor Ming of Jin: Alas! Ancestors are not kind, tired of the latter also! How could the Jin Dynasty last?

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Uh...

Qin II: Hahaha!

Qin Shi Huang: Cough!

Qin II: The first emperor started a business and the middle road collapsed, today the next three points, Yizhou is tired, this sincere autumn of critical survival is also ...

Qin Shi Huang: Ahem!

Qin II:, it's hard to carry!

Emperor Weiwu: Call me? My "Guancang Sea" and "Short Song Line" are much better memorized!

329 AD

Liu Yao: Drink without riding a horse, ride a horse without drinking! Riding is not standardized, and relatives have two lines of tears!

Emperor Wen of Hanguang: Isn't this my family's Thousand Mile Foal?

Emperor Weiwu: Good familiar evaluation!

Liu Yao: Don't say it, drunk horseback riding, overturned!

Liu Yao: Is the ex-husband of the idiot who sacrificed his face there?

Emperor Huidi of Jin: Who do the fools say?

Liu Yao: The fool said you!

Qin II: No, no, this old routine is also set!

Liu Yao: You waste that even your wife and children can't protect, dare to play me!

Emperor Hui of Jin:

Emperor Xuan of Jin: Angry and dead!

333 AD

Emperor Zhao Ming: Emperor Guangwen! You have to be the master for me, I will fight for your old Liu family all your life, Liu Yao is not even willing to give me a king, and kill my messenger! You can't learn from Henkel's ancestors!

Emperor Weiwu: With Han Gaozuxue, the fate of Han Xin, don't you know?

Emperor Zhao Ming: If it were Emperor Gaozu, I would rather be Han Xin and Peng Yue, but as for you Cao Cao and Sima Yi deceiving orphans and widows, I don't care at all!

Han Gaozu: Haha, don't exaggerate, how sorry! Yes, Brother Zheng! @ Qin Shi Huang

Qin Shi Huang: Roll!

Emperor Wen of Han: Emperor Gaozu said: Whoever is not surnamed Liu but the king, the whole world will strike together!

Henkel Zu: I said...

Emperor Zhao Ming: ...

Qin II: Good Secondary TWO!

Qin Shi Huang: Hu Hai, you copied the "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" 10,086 times to Shuo, and then wrote it all over the view and then exchanged your feelings!

Qin II: Five hundred and forty years, do you know how I have lived all these years?

Qin Shi Huang: Add 10,010 more times!

Qin II: I went offline first! Bye