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Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

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Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

The subway is actually worth everyone's expectations.

Many people love to take selfies in the subway, because the lights are bright but soft, and the lighting effect is better than that of the general studio.

However, what is more "pleasing to the eye" than these beautiful photos is the strange things that happen in the subway.

Even you have to wonder, subway, should not be Noah's Ark of human weird behavior?

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

@klimTan is a Creator of little red books living in Russia who is passionate about sharing the anecdotes of the fighting people.

Among them, the subway adventure series has attracted the most attention. Because each picture is enough to make people exclaim magically.

For example, through his notes, you can understand that Russians can take the subway with their pets.

Whether it is a cat or a dog, as long as it is well-behaved enough, it can take the subway with peace of mind, and it is not afraid of being obstructed.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

Of course, cats and dogs are routine operations, and even owls can be brought. Well, the little guy is not afraid of people at all, facing the camera actually came to an oblique 30 degrees to look at the camera, as if to say that this shot looks small.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

The Russian subway adventure of the unique @Persian prodigal son is even more jaw-dropping.

Under his lens, pet ducks, pet rats and pet monkeys also appear on the Russian subway. And these pets are not flustered or noisy in the pile of people, and there is no sense of violation of the sense of discord in the idyllic stroll of the walk, the side of the hug, the brightness of the beautiful woman.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity
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In this regard, a netizen living in Russia explained it this way: Some are not pets, but some stray animals.

Like people, they know not only how to take the subway, but also where to get off and how to ask humans for food. No one will take the initiative to drive away, but will take the initiative to feed.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

In fact, in 2011, a stray dog named "Little Boy" was tragically killed in the subway station, and the subway station passengers spontaneously made a monument to commemorate it, and many people would take flowers to the monument to commemorate it.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

From these little red book notes, everyone saw the gentle side of the fighting nation.

Many netizens have said that they have been melted and yearn for this kind of life with temperature.

However, let us not forget that the fighting nations are after all tough peoples, and once they let go of their hands and feet, there is nothing non-mainstream.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

Even the uncle and aunt who know the destiny of the ear are full of crazy blood flowing in their bones, and they can completely control death metal and cyberpunk.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

Yes, Russians dress freely, and any form of mix-and-match can appear in the Russian subway, such as down jackets with short skirts.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

Russians seem to love to show their thighs, because even pure masters will choose a Scottish style of dressing.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

Bare-legged artifacts or whatever, do not exist in Russia.

Although there are often some talk on the Internet that fighting peoples are not antifreeze. But the Russians are even better than you might think.

Even in the cold winter moon, the little sisters there still wore a thin pair of stockings and went out.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

In the context of freedom of dress, Russians wear self-confidence and connotation, such as their hat culture.

They can go out in shorts, but they must wear a plush hat on their heads.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

For example, they also like to collect leaves and weave them into hats, and then wear them on their heads to turn themselves into forest girls.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

As a result, some netizens who were originally concerned about hunting for curiosity and fun began to appreciate, and even a little envious of the infinite tolerance of Russians.

How inclusive are Russians? Let's just say that in our place, wearing strange clothes is to be on the hot search.

On the Russian subway, you can do whatever you want. Even if you just wear a bathrobe and take the subway, you will not attract strange eyes.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

As we all know, Russian baths, together with Finnish baths, Turkish baths and Japanese baths, are called the world's four most famous baths.

And the Russians are a people who like to bathe. So they were taken away in the bath, and finally they could only wear slippers made of temporary sticky cardboard with tape to ride the subway, which was reasonable.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

After taking a shower, I washed my clothes and then hung them on the handles of the subway. If you think that's too much of an exaggeration, you're certainly not Russian.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

We can also find that Russia is a country that loves cosplay. Because on the subway here, you're likely to meet Cleopatra, who wears soul-destroying eyeshadow, a dirty braid, and modern house clothes.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

There is also a high probability of encountering Peter Parker, who has just finished work, has not yet finished the battle state, and is ready to spit spider silk with a little excitement.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

And on the Russian subway, cosers can appear in groups. Let's say the Lord of the Rings squad below, the Elf Queen, the Mage, the Hobbit, one is not lacking, one is not lacking.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

However, these cosplays are fairly normal. The further you look down, the more outrageous you feel.

Because humanoid cosplay is no longer enough for Russians, they seem to prefer cos objects. For example, the little sister below has concentrated on cosing an old-fashioned monitor.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

And the little brother below, who actually cosed a tree on the subway. Although the little sister next to him was obviously holding back a smile. But we can clearly find that this little brother has a serious face, seems to integrate himself into the role, and let himself think like a tree.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

The point is that these costumes are not a riotous operation only for special festivals, but a daily routine of Russians. No wonder netizens sighed, saying that the fighting nation really did not obey.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

What's even more interesting is that @klimTan told everyone in the comments of the notes that russians are used to these cosplays.

For example, in "Russian Metro Adventures 21", klimTan photographed a photon warrior who was blingbling all over his body, but the big mother next to the photon warrior was calm and did not make a fuss because of the flashing light on the photon warrior.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

So on the Russian subway, cosplay superheroes are a relaxing thing. Because even if your cos is a sexy catwoman, you don't have to care about the character design, to deliberately pose sexy, you can completely relax yourself, how comfortable how to come.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

In fact, in the Russian subway, "superheroes", like all of us, are inward-scrolling. Even the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had to take advantage of the subway to take out a tablet computer for online lessons.

As for whether it is a martial arts teaching such as 10 minutes of four or two strokes of a thousand pounds, or a language lesson such as three sentences to make the enemy surrender, it is unknown.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

These cosers can even meet like-minded friends.

When they meet in the subway, it's not "fate, wonderful.".

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

No surprise, no ridicule, the Russians are so tolerant.

If they want to, they can even bring their own chair to take the subway, because no one will ask at all.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

If the chair is uncomfortable, the bed is also OK, yes, you read it right, it is a bed, and this little brother not only moved the bed, he also took off his clothes and slept on it.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

But that's not the limit. A young Russian sister even drove a can of herring on the subway. Yes, it's the kind of canned herring that emits a foul odor that makes people cry.

But even this kind of biological and chemical weapons, no one stopped it. That's how the Russians live their lives.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

The subway is the second home of russians.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

In fact, the subway, a magical means of transportation, seems to be prepared for the occurrence of miracles.

Not only in Russia, but also in our domestic subway, there are often some breathtaking riots.

In the Little Red Book, there are also many strange things that happen on the domestic subway.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

For example, this @unknown sand sculpture has unlocked a new posture for everyone to ride the subway comfortably.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

This posture is like a weeping willow swaying in the wind, and it is like a weed that rides the wind. Stretch out in the rushing subway.

At that moment, stretching, yoga, Pilates, the second set of broadcast gymnastics were all virtual. Only this kind of stretching in the subway is an incomparable joy.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

And this bright little sun is not so comfortable.

It turned out that she was caught in the clothes by the door on the right side of Shanghai Metro Line 9. What's even worse is that the subway only opens the left door after this station until Madang Road, so the young lady was stunned by the door for 40 minutes.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

In the end, because she was in a hurry to go to work, she timidly pressed the SOS button on the subway and opened the first conversation with the subway driver in her life, which made her feel very social.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

However, the leave message sent because she was caught in the subway made her already unbondy face worse. It is not known what kind of expression her leader had on his face when he received this leave message.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

@lily people crowded onto the subway, but the shoes did not consult with him, and went to pursue the poem and the distance, leaving the owner of the empty to awkwardly dig out a three-room hall with his toes.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

The most unexpected thing is that after the Little Red Book was sent, the witnesses left a message.

One young lady said she was so trained that she could hold back no matter how funny she was, and that she was only shaking slightly.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

The key is that there is more than one such fate, and a young lady said that she remembers this matter very well, and even the time can be accurate to what time.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

Therefore, the subway is really a stage worth recording life.

You may wish to go to the Little Red Book to record your subway adventures, maybe the road will be wide, and the fate will fly by itself.

Metro, Noah's Ark, the bizarre behavior of humanity

Finally, just in case, I still have to give you a wake-up call:

The above behavior should not be imitated, civilized subway ride, safety first.

Curated: Mika

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Cover image: Xinyi

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