Follow the grass and read more classic poems
01
There are two sightseeing tours, and there is a section of the road that is in bad condition and full of potholes.
A tour guide said in unison: "The road surface is like a hemp." ”
Another tour guide poetically told the tourists: "We are now walking on the famous and charming dimple avenue in the local area." ”
02
Also third graders, their future volunteers are also clowns.
The Chinese teacher rebuked it as: "There is no great ambition in the chest, and the children cannot be taught!" ”
Foreign teachers will say, "May you bring laughter to the whole world!" ”
03
The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than the son?" ”
Dad replied, "Of course!" ”
"Who invented the electric light?"
"Edison."
"Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?"
04
A large solid lock hung on the gate, and an iron rod took a lot of effort to pry it open.
When the key came, his thin body drilled into the keyhole, and with only one click, the big lock "snapped" open.
The hardcore asked strangely, "Why did I take so much effort to open it, but you opened it so easily?" ”
The key said, "Because I know his heart best." ”
05
A: "The newly moved neighbor is so disgusting, last night three more in the middle of the night came to ring my doorbell." ”
B: "Abominable indeed! Did you call the police right away? ”
A: "No. I continued to blow my little horn when they were crazy. ”
06
The old gentleman often went to a shop to buy newspapers, and the waiter always looked arrogant and rude.
The friend said to the old man, why not buy it elsewhere?
The old gentleman replied with a smile:
"In order to gamble with him, I have to go around a little more, waste time, add trouble, and say that bad manners are his problem, why should I change my mood because of him?" 」
07
The Zen master asked, is the sky big?
The disciple said, Great.
The Zen master asked, are the leaves big?
The disciple said, not big.
The Zen master asked, can the sky block people's eyes?
The disciple said, no. Can leaves cover people's eyes?
The disciple said, yes.
08
It took 4 years and only grew 3 centimeters, but from the 5th year onwards, it grew wildly at a rate of 30 centimeters per day, and in only 6 weeks, it grew to 15 meters.
In fact, in the previous 4 years, Moso bamboo extended its roots in the soil for hundreds of square meters.
09
A drop of ink falls in a glass of clear water, which immediately changes color and cannot be drunk;
A drop of ink melts into the sea, and the sea is still a blue sea.
Why?
Because the belly volume of the two is not the same.
The immature ears of wheat prick straight upwards, and the ripe ears of wheat hang their heads low.
Because the weight of the two is not the same.
10
A small gecko was bitten by a snake and its tail was broken to escape.
A farmer saw this and said to the little gecko, "You poor little thing, you just broke its tail, isn't it very painful?" ”
The little gecko nodded tearfully.
"Come, I'll bandage you, this herb is painkiller."
"No, I'm thankful for the pain, because it was the pain that made me know I was alive, and how could it grow a new tail when you bandaged my wound?"
After saying that, the little gecko crawled away with the pain of drilling.