Funny article Jiang Xiaoya's bad luck day

Jiang Xiaoya's unlucky day, Tuesday, March 1, the new semester began again, I did not expect that we actually took the third place in the class last semester. I was finally impressed by Teacher Wei, especially my tablemate Xu Doudou said that this semester still has to learn from me every day. Well, for the sake of the same table, I helped him. I said generously, Xu Doudou, do you want me to help you with math, or English? Xu Doudou said embarrassedly, tuition is not needed, and you can lend me homework every day to see it. Xu Doudou, it's not me saying you, when can you write your own homework, you won't be the third to last place. Today, my old tablemate Li Li walked up to me and said, your community, I didn't expect you to take luck last semester, and actually took the third place. I almost died of anger after listening, what is luck, this is called strength. Well, yes, last semester Li Li only took the fifth place, hehehehe, you are jealous of me. Definitely. I said to Li Li, Li Li, there are still more things you can't think of, I am going to take the first place in the class this semester, less bragging. You, I just want to remind you, don't be complacent, I'm going to surpass you this semester, walk and see. Li Li left unconvinced. Hmm, I must take the first place in the class this semester, so that I can become the most popular boy in the class, today's math class, the class teacher Wei led a boy in. Teacher Wei introduced to the students, students, this semester our class has transferred a new classmate, his name is. I only heard Jiang Xiaoya shouting from behind, He Wei, it is actually you. He Wei also pointed at Jiang Xiaoya and said, Hey, little childbirth, how are you? It turned out that Jiang Xiaoya's nickname was Xiao Shovel, and the students laughed when they heard it. Teacher Wei criticized, Well, let's not laugh. Jiang Xiaoya, I ask you, what do you shout? Even if you know this new classmate, there is no need to be so loud. I think Teacher Wei's criticism is very reasonable, but before I drank a lot of water, just to go to the toilet, I rang the class bell, and as a result, Jiang Xiaoya shouted like this, almost scared me to pee. Jiang Xiaoya lowered his head, Teacher, I was wrong. Who knows He Wei said, Teacher, you forgive the little shovel, no, you forgive Jiang Xiaoya, she was such a rude chapter in kindergarten, Xiao Ya shouted again, what do you say? Are you rude? Jiang Xiaoya, I think you are just rude, you are always shocked at first, my pants are wet, Teacher Wei is even more angry, let Xiao Ling take the bag to the last row to do it. Dear students, go to Jiang Xiaoya's position. Jiang Xiaoya hurried to Teacher Wei's company, I beg you, don't change my seat. Teacher Wei said to Jiang Xiaoya, whenever you don't shout, I will change it for you. Jiang Xiaoya, sad with his school bag, silently sat next to the last row of garbage cans, leaving his most beloved tablemate, the most beautiful girl in our class, Pan Meiduo. Naughty cute is me, I am.