Wen 丨 flows like ink
There is a stunt circulating in the jianghu, called looking at what the group of friends are talking about, you can know that today is the day of the week.
The group of friends were all sick and weak, and they estimated that they had just gone to work on Monday.
From time to time, I let out an impotent howl of "Aaaah, I don't want to try", which is probably running out of time on the weekend.
And when you see the chat sentences of the group suddenly become longer, and there are endings such as "V I 50" and "Who Invited Me to Eat", you can know that this ironclad is coming on Thursday.
On this day, when you're out of a busy, tense prep exam and pull out your phone to think about what to eat tonight, the screen full of crazy Thursday strips will make you almost unable to think of a second option.
There are many tricks in these paragraphs.
The simplest should be to sell tragic copywriting - set up a tragic person, talk and turn around, want to eat KFC.
A second ago, you are the boss of a listed company, and the use of people is not shu was hollowed out of the old bottom, and a KFC can shake the spirit to fight with the villain.
(Isn't this guy's company named...) The Great Qin Empire? ）
The next second you may fail to seize power, have to use some crooked brains to beg for life, only to find that the old brother who was stolen by himself has a bleak life. Under the discovery of conscience, he asked for a KFC meal on behalf of this friend.
Of course, it is easy to be seen at a glance that you are always stealing the number, and then someone has learned to enrich the plot. At the beginning of the news, "There is a friend" was PUA by the group of friends, first let people move the bench to eat melons, and then talk about it with a bitterness, and finally the style of painting turned, and the torture of several months disappeared in the moment of accidentally clicking on the KFC APP.
Then I turned around and my friend turned out to be myself. And the way out of the shadows is also very simple - V I 60, eat a KFC.
In this way, KFC can cure heart diseases and return physical strength, which is really a rare panacea in this life...
And these familiar reversal stories are told more, and netizens are no longer stuck to such careful temptations and begin to speak straight balls.
First of all, the story of lighting candles was cleverly used again, so that the KFC scent of the house was filled with the bug that the candle light would not shine brightly, and by the way, it could also make people look hungry, and the old cheats ate and drank.
Then there is the classic drama of the number of people and animals, first salute and then soldiers, give people "you always have three chickens" soul chicken soup, and show an ugly face, even these three chickens do not want to let go.
There are also disdainful of writing small essays, want to be white prostitute is to think of white prostitution, the anger suffered over the years to turn over the old accounts, for a KFC should not be too much, right?
Of course, it is easy to say things too bluntly on the face. The whole passage of literary and artistic sentences that others can't understand and can't understand is not a good choice as a cover.
In the back, just like the group owner always wants women's clothing during the New Year's Festival, when he encounters a crazy Thursday, let the group owner send everyone a KFC meal, and it sounds like there is no problem. Oh, and the opinion of the group owner has no reference value.
Before seeing these paragraphs, I didn't expect that someone could make so many ways to play white prostitute KFC. I only know that people like to eat, and I only know that people like to eat, but I didn't expect that when a thing involves eating and cheating at the same time, it can stimulate people's imagination to this extent...
So after the first wave of stereotyped essays swept through the major social platforms, netizens did not pull out these deflated paragraphs on The Next Week's Thursday, but updated them with the times.
Some keep up with current events and ask for comfort in the face of their irreplaceable sense of loss in the face of the 1.3 billion fines imposed on the anchor with goods.
Some superficially resist this kind of overwhelming beggar behavior, but in fact they first buy people's hearts and prepare for white prostitution.
Others have directly proved that not only the order of language does not affect reading, but even the type of language does not affect. White prostitutes, regardless of borders.
Of course, it is not without detachment from low-level fun, such as this heavyweight player, he is simply ... It's a send......
(I don't understand, but I'm blown)
To be honest, I didn't expect Crazy Thursday to suddenly catch fire at the end of 2021 with these whole slugs. This activity can actually be traced back to 2018, after the launch of a long period of time the name is not very loud, until recently let me almost think that the group friends have taken over the KFC part-time job, in the group to do publicity is part of the work .......
(I don't know if anyone remembers the magic advertising words of the nine blocks and nine blocks)
As a result, as a discount event with very good discounts, Crazy Thursday has become another emerging festival among young people, giving us a chance to feast on weekdays or save money or control calories, as well as a chance to be a reasonable white prostitute.
On this day, the annoying online begging behavior of the usual days becomes beyond reproach. Whether it is casually forwarding a joke, spending time to make up a paragraph to create happiness, or really mouthing KFC trying to white prostitute, it has become a very atmospheric thing.
(When you try to joke with a group of friends but really receive a 50 yuan red envelope.jpg)
No way, although the white prostitute is not good, KFC is also very fragrant, but the wallet balance makes me have to brush a few fresh strips in various groups before placing an order, in case I really have such an iron buddy?
Unfortunately, in most cases, the paragraph can only be a paragraph. Recognize the life of failure, starting with realizing that no one will invite you to eat KFC.
Due to the tight schedule near the end of the year, this manuscript was not sent out on Thursday, and it was still a little bit worse. But I'll say it out loud: It's Sunday. In four days, it's Crazy Thursday, V I 50, right when I also ate a Crazy Thursday!