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1. Cousin started the live broadcast. Due to the unknown nationality, there were only three people in the live broadcast room: uncle, aunt and I. She was so anxious that a big blister came out of her mouth. I gave her an idea: live broadcast to break the bubble on the mouth, maybe it can catch fire. My cousin was very happy and was ready to broadcast "Puncture Bubbles" live in the evening. I advised her: we can't broadcast live immediately, we must first "create momentum", accumulate popularity, and let more people know about this live broadcast. It is necessary to send several blistering videos in a row, and finally live broadcast, so that the effect will be good. The cousin sent a video for seven consecutive days to "promote" the bubbles on her mouth, and the preview was broadcast live after seven days. It was so easy to get to the time, but my cousin did not live as promised, I called to inquire, she said helplessly: I carefully protected for seven days, tonight at dinner, the bubble on my mouth exploded...
2. My husband's hometown is in a remote small mountain village, I remember the first time I came to the door, it was summer. I wore a more casual, a pair of denim shorts, a crop top short sleeve t-shirt. His parents were a little cold, and they greeted him faintly. When I went to bed at night, I saw my husband's quilt with a small hole, so I clumsily picked up the needle and thread and sewed it up. Who knows, it was actually pierced by a needle in the hand, and there were a few drops of blood that dripped on the quilt. Early the next morning, when my mother-in-law came to clean up, she took a look at it and said nothing. In the morning, the father-in-law went down to the river to touch a turtle, and the mother-in-law killed a chicken with her own hands. At lunch, my husband drank the turtle goji berry soup cooked by my father-in-law, and my mother-in-law sandwiched two chicken legs to me, and greeted me warmly: Come, eat more, look at your thin.
3. When she came out of the company, the hostess took out a large bunch of bananas, each one was issued, saying that she bought more than a few days ago and then did not eat badly... When waiting for the bus, we all ate the skin and threw the garbage can, only Lao Zhang said that he was going to the construction site to eat, but when he got on the bus, there were many people, squeezed his bananas rotten, and could only eat on the car, and then he carried the banana peels and prepared to get off the car and throw them in the garbage can... The car braked sharply, the banana peel in his hand fell to the ground, and a big aunt on his side said directly: You rural people are really unqualified, throw garbage everywhere!!! After saying that, he bent down to pick up the banana peel and threw it out of the window... The total point came, this is an air-conditioned car... Do you want a seat I can make your !!!
4. Recently, frozen meat in the refrigerator is always lost. Except for Erhei, no one else has come to my house, because she can't cook herself, and I never suspected that she would steal raw meat. To this day I met Erhei at the barbecue stall, and the half of the ribs she nibbled on in her hand was particularly familiar. Asked the owner of the barbecue restaurant to know that she would bring some meat every three to five minutes and let the boss process it.
5. I picked up a pink mobile phone, which showed seventeen missed calls, and when I went home, I actually unlocked the password lock according to the steps of Du Niang. I was going to call back to the owner, at this time the phone rang, I picked up the phone, and a girl's voice came from the opposite side: "Thank God, you finally answered the phone, I gave you two thousand yuan, can you return the phone to me?" Please! "I didn't say a word, I looked at the phone repeatedly, it looks like the new one is only two or three thousand!" She hurriedly said: "Give you five thousand, you give me back the phone..." I opened the album curiously... Sleeper!
6. A surgery was done, stood for nearly six hours, waist and legs hurt, fortunately more successful. The director looked at the beautiful assistant Xiaowen: You stitch the knife edge together. Xiao Wen spat out his tongue: Director, I can't hold the needle in my hand... The director looked back at me: It's up to you! Director, I am also flesh and blood, and I am tired! As soon as the spirit moved, I also threw my tongue at the director, and the director was amused: Joe, is our heating hot? Do you need heat dissipation?!
7. At the company party, everyone drank some wine. The hostess and the finance director were talking about skin care products. Department managers are talking about which ingredients have high levels of fiber. Other employees are analyzing the international situation for the next three decades. The two new interns, arguing about the year of the sunspot explosion, are about to fight.
8. The daughter-in-law participated in the farm activities organized by her company, and came home and shouted at me: Husband, today I saw a pig, so strange, as soon as I spoke, it shook its head. Have you grown up in the countryside and ever seen such a strange pig? I shook my head, I really haven't seen it, it seems that the world, is there really nothing strange about it?
9. At work, Xiaodong's face is pale, and he occasionally vomits, this situation has lasted for two days, and colleagues have asked him what is wrong? Is there something uncomfortable about the body? The group leader kept asking him if he wanted to go to the hospital? Under everyone's incessant questioning, Xiao Dong helplessly told the truth. On the weekend, Xiaodong and his girlfriend went to the amusement park to play. There are many amusement parks in the amusement park, of which the big pendulum is the most lively in the whole amusement park. Xiao Dong and his girlfriend stood under the big pendulum and looked up, and the screams of the people on the big pendulum were heard in their ears, and suddenly someone on the big pendulum threw up, just sprinkled on Xiao Dong's head and face, and accidentally swallowed a mouthful, and almost fainted on the spot. After listening, the group leader forced himself to smile and let Xiaodong take a leave of absence to go back to rest, and we really couldn't help but laugh.
10. The lady boss called me into the office and said that the Christmas tree at the entrance of the company was a plastic tree, which the boss and his last wife bought twenty years ago and have been kept until now. I did not dare to give any advice on this kind of thing, only saying that an object could not represent anything, and advising her to open up everything. Then she said, "I'm trying to tell you that the candy you stole and hung on it was twenty years ago." ”