He used to be just a poor egg, and he didn't look very good
Takeshi Kitano, the son of a painter, came from a humble background and was obedient when he was a man, and before he came out on top, he had been mixed in the striptease theater, performing music and performing music, saying that he was similar to the Japanese manga talents of Chinese cross-talk.
It was a dark time, and in his words, he had been squinted at by the rats for years. Until one day, someone nodded at him and bowed down in front of him, and he Peter Wu (stage name) smacked what it was like to be cool.
But the fun also came.
Recalling the past, Takeshi Kitano, who is now a famous director, actor and TV host, has this funny account in his book "Kitano Takeshi's Tavern":
Kitano has a wish buried in his heart: to buy a Porsche. He finally became popular, had money, and hesitated about anything, and he couldn't wait to run to temptation.
He walked into the 4s store with a large bundle of cash in his arms, smashed ten million yen at a time, and then sat in a luxury car parked in the exhibition hall. He has paid the bill and he will drive straight home.
The 4S shop clerk who stood in his hand was dumbfounded, he had seen the impatient, but he had never seen such a sexual emergency, crying was not, laughing was not, weakly saying to the young upstart, sir, your car has not been registered, has not yet been on the license plate, how do you drive away?
Takeshi Kitano.
The clerk said, "Sir, you won't be able to mention the car until two weeks later, and the one you're sitting on now is a sample car."
Kitano Takeshi smelled it and fell off like a child, and the eggplant was gone. It's simply disappointing.
Afterwards, Kitano tookshi to understand that he had confused the luxury car Porsche with the car model toy - the expensive Porsche was a toy that could not be taken apart on the way home to take out the box and take it out to play.
When Kitano Takeshi finally got into the luxury car, he immediately had a surprise: in the car, his eyes could not see his car Porsche.
How can this be!
In the interval between waiting for the traffic lights, Kitano Takeshi turned his head to see his car reflected on the glass curtain walls of the buildings on both sides of the road, and his heart did not mention how beautiful it was, happy to blossom, too atmospheric. However, just so, I still feel that it is not too addictive, not strong enough. So he summoned his brother, threw away the car keys, you, go, drive my car, circle around the ring city highway...
Then, Takeshi Kitano beckoned a taxi and followed behind Porsche to see how windy his car was.
Sitting in the passenger seat of the taxi, Takeshi Kitano said to the driver: "Dude, that Porsche is beautiful, that is my car."
Lest the earthlings not know.
The driver listened, blinked his confused eyes, and asked incomprehensibly, Is that your car? So why don't you open it?
Kitano Takeshi replied: You are not stupid, I drive it myself, can I see it? Porsche, take a good look! Your brain is broken, right?
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