Why do I open my mouth in the face of my child's thirst for knowledge (mother's annoyance)

2021-11-07 07:11:14

Yesterday in the bathroom busy washing clothes, the child ran from the balcony blocked the door and asked a silly question.

Why do I open my mouth in the face of my child's thirst for knowledge (mother's annoyance)

Son: Mom, will I get married when I grow up?

Mom: It still needs to be said, I'm afraid I can't stop it.

Son: Surely I have to have children?

Mom: This is the suffering of your future daughter-in-law, you just have to be good to her.

Son: So, do I need to provide something?

Mom: Provide love, provide money, provide responsibility

Son: I should have to provide sperm, only then will it be my child, otherwise what does it have to do with me? (On a bus that visited the Science and Technology Museum to go home, he also talked about "sperm" so unobstructed, which is really humiliating)

Mom: That's for sure, Dad wasn't in vain

Son: So how do I provide it? How are sperm going to be given to her? (Too tactful under this set)

mother:? *#@&... (To be crazy, mother shouts in her heart, what is this world)

Son: I thought that girls would have children when they grew up, and I just saw in the book that the female fish had to quickly swallow the sperm of the male fish to give birth to small fish, and died of nausea.

Humans are certainly like fish.

mother:? *#@&... (The mother instantly regurgitates her stomach and vomits, and the child walks away)

Raising a child is really tiring, washing clothes and cooking are not so tired, in addition to having to deal with the "100,000 whys" of six-year-old children every day, but also to guard against the problem that nine-year-old children can't talk about. God' first job today, give me wisdom!

Why do I open my mouth in the face of my child's thirst for knowledge (mother's annoyance)

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