Hi ~ here I am again
Sometimes I really think about it
Both 9102 years old why there will still be
Straight men send Barbie powder on this strip on the hot search
Straight men such treasure boys how
Such low-level mistakes can be made
It's so insulting to us straight men
Never use very small group events
To define the IQ problem of our straight men
Do you know how hard they work and how refined they are?
So, today I'm going to do a big thing
I'm going to be straight! man! world! correct! name
Tell everyone the real strength of straight men and good aesthetics
That fact speaks louder than words
Practice is the only test of truth
So I found 5 straight men to test it
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First of all, steal a lazy, post in the group for everyone to choose
Ok, male number one is killed
It's okay, don't panic maybe it was an accident
However, the man's number two suddenly overturned
It made me suddenly feel a surge of anxiety from the heart
Or don't give up
Then go to the private message and ask the male number three
The answer of the third man made me a little confused
It seems that the analysis is justified
Barbie fans are a little more open (easy to control) ???
Black cherries are not easy to control???
What is this logical thinking?
I don't put the last two straight male screenshots
The world usually only punches the face once and all the punches in the face
I declare this straight male community name project bankrupt
That's what magic makes Barbie fans
It's so popular in the straight male world
Xiaobian made a review please check it
Cunning copywriting capitalism
Let's start with the source, some evil copywriters
Will be romantic, love, first love
These are extremely hardcore romantic associative texts
to encourage straight men to buy
But they don't know about this color number
It is very provocative of skin tone and blackness
Usually after the barbie pink color number is delivered
Most will be accompanied by catastrophic large events
Color-weak innate sense of mission
Because the average boy is born with a weak sense of color
So most lipstick colors are red in their eyes
Pink lipstick is more unique and fresh
Innate temperament bondage
Pink usually gives the feeling of being girlish, youthful
Romance, spring, age reduction these temperaments
So very much in line with the feeling of first love
However, most boys are very memorable about their first love
emm ~ you get the idea
X-factor
I'll mention the last one a little bit
A few of you may not get this point
This so-called x-factor is
Certain when boys play games
The very powerful equipment is also pink
Well, that's all that said above
Finally, I would like to ask you a question
If one day your boyfriend/opposite sex friend
What would you do if you were given a Barbie pink lipstick?
Or have you ever been sent to Barbie fans?