All along, Pomegranate Sister I always thought of myself as an invincible old driver.
But I've been... Rollover.
And the translation is quite thorough.
Can you imagine the feeling of jumping up in the middle of the night to find headphones because of a drama, and you can't wait to peek through the cracks of your fingers...
What defeated me was this new comic drama from the island country:
The Erotic Novelist
(The title of the mainland anti-harmony drama "The Old Driver's Love Story")
Douban score: 8.6
When I saw the title and poster, I knew that things were not simple.
That's right, it's a BL late-night drama!
The story is adapted from the comic book of the same name, "Erotic Novelist", which can only happen in the comic book, and the shameless and impatient story has actually been put on the screen:
Long-lived, a pure love college student who is harmless to humans and animals.
One day, Kuzumi was riding a trolley to school.
Looking down at his watch, he accidentally bumped into a man.
Simple long-lived do not know, this collision, just crashed out of a section... Cough, love story.
The man who had been staying for a long time was named Kijima, and he wore a pair of eyes, was thin and thin, and looked like a decent gentleman.
But what no one could have imagined was that this guy was actually an erotic novelist!
Coincidentally, Kijima was hit in the right hand and it would take two months to recover.
Seeing that the university students in front of him could not afford to pay for medical expenses, Kijima proposed to let the long-term residence "labor compensation".
Kijima tells Kuzumi that he is a writer, and since his right hand cannot be used for the time being, he can help himself write as compensation.
The so-called ghostwriting is written by Kuzumi to write the contents of the novel dictated by Kijima.
As a result, the "friendly" cooperation between the two was officially reached.
In fact, the model of "writer dictation, others writing" is very common in the writing industry.
but... When the content to be written becomes eighteen X little yellow text...
That scene, I really can't find an adjective to describe.
Well, fasten your seat belt, and let's enjoy the live recitation of Xiao Huangwen:
Kijima's voice was cold and a little crying, with that cold face, and plainly read out these sentences that made people blush and beat.
It's like the blood of a human wolf boiling!!!
Prior to this, Kijima only told Kuzumi that he was a writer, but did not tell him that he was writing Xiao Huangwen.
So, it was written, and the simple long-lived also found the clue.
This is not scientific! This story, how in addition to XXOO is OOXX ah!
Kijima calmly told Kuzumi that I was actually an erotic novelist. (Manual smile)
Perhaps it is Kijima's cool and clean temperament that makes people feel precious, and Kuzumi does not feel disgusted by it at all.
He followed Kijima through the works on the shelves and found several non-erotic novels.
It turns out that Kijima once wrote ordinary novels, but those who worked hard all hit the street without exception.
On the contrary, it was these imaginary little yellow texts that made him famous.
His dream was thus buried in the ground by him.
Although he didn't mention it, Kuzumi could see the loneliness on Kijima's face.
Kuzumi was a little touched in his heart, which strengthened his desire to continue writing for Kijima.
In order to better grasp some "special terms", he also borrowed a few copies to go home and read.
It doesn't matter if you read this, Kuzumi actually reacted because of Kijima's works...
After some "self-exploration", Kuzumi was even more impressed by Kijima's writing skills.
------ written by Mr. Kijima, it is simply too special to meow with a feeling!!!
The second story written by Kuzumi helped Kijima to be even more exciting: teachers and students playing.
For Jiuzhu, who is a student, the sense of substitution of this story is simply not too strong.
Listen to Kijima's sexy voice, paired with words and sentences of shame. Kuzumi quickly made up a 18X movie.
The long-lived body reacted again...
The corner of Kijima's mouth raised slightly:
"Do you want me to help you?"
OK, I fainted, what about you?
The little white rabbit lived for a long time, and thus embarked on a road of no return...
He found that his feelings for Kijima were gradually deviating.
Unconsciously, he will make up the brains of the protagonists in erotic novels into himself and Kijima.
Listening to Kijima's occasional dictations with emotion, Kuzumi always secretly steals joy.
When he sees the ambiguous way the publisher and the editor-in-chief get along, he will be jealous.
He would even have that kind of relationship with the editor-in-chief in his brain... This made Jiuzhu even more anxious, it was almost the vinegar king himself!
Unconsciously, Kuzumi has lost his soul for Kijima.
It turned out that the "old driver" mentioned in the "old driver's love story" turned out to be Kijima.
He seems to be very ascetic, but he is actually a black-skinned god.
When he found out that Kuzumi had reacted because of his dictation, he first lay down next to Hisaku's ear to "help him solve", and then walked away casually, as if a gentleman let Kuzumi go to the toilet to solve.
A good trick to get away with!
Lied that he did not use a mobile phone or computer, just to have a reason to stay here for a long time.
After taking off his glasses after getting drunk, he was even more desperate, grabbing a corner of the long stay and asking to sleep together in a soft tone.
Where the hell did this goblin come from!
Is this the end of it?
NONONO, the biggest conspiracy is still to come.
In fact, Kijima is a left-handed. He could have written with his left hand.
It turned out that this was a conspiracy from the beginning.
The so-called ghostwriting of the long-term residence is only the first step of the old driver's plan.
No, no, this girl no longer dares to call herself an old driver!!
The series is currently being serialized, and as the protagonist's emotions change and the surrounding contradictions increase, the plot will surely become more exciting.
Such a cosmic invincible epic shame level of two hundred percent shameless and impatient drama, are you sure you are not on the bus?
PS: Pure love college students attack × belly black novelist suffers, everyone must not stand on the wrong CP ah!
PPS: Be sure to wear headphones to watch the show! earphone! earphone!