There is an old Chinese saying: "Three hundred and sixty lines, the line of action is out of the yuan." ”
This means that all walks of life have a way out, as long as you are willing to bury your head and work hard.
However, in the literary and art circles, there is a profession that is most "hated" by people, and often does some things to compete with others, that is, comedians.
This is a competitive and extremely difficult to mix rice industry, the first step into it is to first return to the furnace to reshape, and then work hard to learn the basic skills.
So much so that every comedian learns to become a teacher, and he is a god-like figure. They bloom lotus flowers on stage, sell cute tricks, sing and dance, and are proficient in eighteen martial arts, which often makes people laugh.
For example, some time ago, shen teng, the "soul emperor", showed us the god-level singing skills of male and female mixing. One person imitated and sang "Because of Love" with his mother-in-law, and successfully sang it into a split fork, convincing a group of fans.
There is also Zhao Benshan's apprentice Wen Song, as the dance director of the Liaoning Folk Art Troupe, showing space steps and dancing gymnastics on the stage, which is simply charming and moving, comparable to professionalism.
But Roll jun tells you that these young actors are simply weak compared to the old comedians.
Today I will show you the hardcore scene at the top of the comedy old cannon.
Many people know that Yu Qian has three major hobbies: "smoking, drinking, and perming his head." ”
This all comes from the credit of his old partner Guo Degang, who is said to have been letting go of himself since 2008, when Yu Qian burned his first head in order to prevent Xie Ding, and classified the hot head as one of the monthly tasks.
Guo Degang wrote this matter into a paragraph, made it public on the stage, and became the laughing stock of everyone after tea and dinner.
In fact, Yu Qian also hides the fourth major hobby, that is, playing rock and roll.
Yu Qian is an authentic Beijinger, rooted in the Beijing compound, the purest rock youth when desire was budding in the 80s, and it is really called the rock and roll old cannon.
After so many years, when Zhao Mingyi took up the thermos cup and carefully soaked the goji berries, our uncle Qian was still firm: rock and roll crosstalk is not wrong, smoking and drinking are essential for life.
Not only did he like it, he was also the vice president of the Beijing Rock Association, and often gathered in Beijing with Cui Jian, the Black Panther Band and others.
In 2014, at the Qingdao concert in Luanshu, Uncle Qian wore a denim jacket and a pair of sneakers and whizzed onto the stage. In the interval between Luan Shu's singing, Lao Dang Yizhuang shouted: "Friends of Qingdao, hello." ”
Even Luan Shu shouted, "Brother Qian," and then came a warm hug.
After that, the two sang a song "What to Do", Luan Shu cooperated with the harmony, and Yu Qian sang easily throughout the whole process.
Of course, Yu Qian sang "Don't Break My Heart" with the lead singer of The Black Panther Band.
Wearing a leather jacket and a roaring rock 'n' roll voice, rock fan can't be more positive, two words to describe: blood handsome.
But the hardest-core side of Yu Qian is not the above, but the domineering adaptation. Under the smell of pure hormones, any Network song, demons and ghosts have to be served.
At a certain performance of the Deyun Society, the flesh-and-blood Uncle Qian came to a rock version of "Learn to Cat Bark", the sound was as loud as thunder, compared to the original small fresh version, it was simply hard.
Mention Cai Ming, everyone's first impression is definitely a sketch actor known as the "Queen of Change" on the spring evening.
You know, the Spring Festival Gala has been held for 36 sessions, and she has boarded 26 times, from robots, girls, old ladies, all ages, performers to catches.
Even the cross-talk actor likes to make fun of her: "I will give you a performance of "Reporting the Name of the Dish" (hugging Cai Ming). ”
What would it be like for such a comedic old cannon to play rock and roll?
In 2012, CCTV had a program called "Chinese Literature and Art" that invited Cai Ming over. She didn't act in sketches or TV dramas, but played a rock 'n' roll for everyone.
This episode is called "Chinese Rock Star Strength", and zheng jun, Xu Wei, Wang Feng, reincarnation band and other people also appear on the stage.
Only to see that in the show, Cai Ming wore a blue leather jacket, leather pants, hot wave rolls, dressed very fashionably on the stage, and came three rock skewers in a row.
There are Cui Jian's "Rock on the New Long March Road", He Yong's "Bell and Drum Tower", and Dou Wei's "Landless Self-Tolerance" in the Black Panther Band.
Those who are familiar with Cai Ming know that when she performs sketches, although she has some poisonous tongues, her voice is still a little softer.
This time, Aunt Cai obviously tried her best, lowered several tones, and pressed her throat hard, making a sound of vicissitudes. When Singing "Landless Self-Tolerance", it was even more hysterical, and there was a feeling of not being able to catch his breath, and he almost shouted his throat dry.
You know, not everyone has the perfect metal voice of Dou Wei, who can perfectly control the continuous high-pitched voice. Roll Jun believes that there must be many people in KTV who have forked this song.
And Cai Ming, as an actor, interlaced like a mountain, can complete three hardcore songs in a row, which is already quite difficult.
Chen Peisi did the hardcore thing, that is, to shoot "96 Rock Guide".
More than 20 years ago, when it was first released, it did not cause much repercussions, but now, it is a god-like cult film, which satirizes social criticism.
In the film, Chen Peisi, named Shapi, has a Mohican hairstyle, wearing sunglasses and a chain, and a completely cruel appearance.
He once won the rock music scene, and now although he is lonely and lost, in the face of Michael Jackson's classic songs on TV, he is also arrogant and dismissive, and still wants to return to glory: "Don't put this kind of garbage music on me in the future." ”
The funniest thing is that he returned to glory later, still three migrant workers.
When he met three people on the roof, they were being bitten by bed bugs and kept twisting their bodies, which was very shocking. It was also he who decided to package them as rock groups, named them Bugs, and trained them in unrelated music.
Shapi asked them to say a hundred foul words and do hundreds of lewd gestures; he wanted them to abandon their families, wives, children, parents, and sever all previous ties.
Finally, the band's debut was instantly on fire, and various commercial performances, interviews, and program invitations followed.
In the end, Sharpie made a big deal out of it, and resolutely disbanded the band and disappeared. The three members of the bug band lost their ability to work and were sent back to their hometown.
The film is only about 20 minutes long, but it uses comedy to accurately satirize social reality: capital operates, money controls art.
As for Chen Peisi's most hardcore scene, Roll Jun also dug it out for everyone, and everyone carefully experienced the wonderful performance of this "best tenor".
In fact, in the field of comedy, there are two hardcore people who are more than a weight to be with Chen Peisi.
People give nicknames "Chinese magic music three masters": Zhao Lirong, the godmother of the trend, Ma Sanli, the king of rock and roll, and Chen Peisi, the people's punk.
Zhao Lirong has long brought the trend to the Spring Festival Gala, her sentence "Tango'er is a trip and a trip", even after more than 20 years, it is the secret of the elderly dancing. With lung cancer, she continued to perform on stage for several years.
When Ma Sanli was 80 years old, he took off his cross-talk robe, put on sunglasses, wore a leather jacket, picked up the microphone, and sang a song "Tease You" on the stage.
As the old cannons of the literary and art circles, they are on the road of pursuing art, the same blood, which is uncompromising hardness, but also undaunted paranoia.
In fact, you see, people say that interlacing is like a mountain, is this really the case?
Whether it is their job or their hobbies, they always maintain their passion.
Your uncle will always be your uncle, and your aunt will always be your aunt.