The various recent news is really uplifting, specializing in low blood pressure.
This reminds me of a classic sketch by Chen Peisi and Zhu Shimao "J Inspector and Inspector", and I would like to share it with you.
At the beginning of the sketch, the fake policeman played by Chen Peisi just got a sum of money from a certain victim.
After sending the victim away, he walked around proudly in a fake uniform.
The lines are very bold and full of sarcasm!
Chen: Wearing this dress, how energetic, hey, hey, hey! Whoever you want to punish and punish whom, hmph, I don't believe it, he dares to say half a "no".
Then, the inspector played by Zhu Shimao came on the field, and he wanted to discipline this J Cha well.
As a result, Chen Peisi, who didn't know a few big characters, didn't know the inspector and mistakenly thought it was [Shucha].
even said a famous line: [Uncle Cha, your uncle is J Chabai, then you can't put him on the head]!
Then Chen Peisi decided that the other party was a fake policeman and wanted to teach the other party a few tricks.
He took the opportunity to cheat a box of cigarettes, but he didn't light it, and said: [This is on the post! A little smoke can make people see that it is fake! 】
You see, even the fake police know that there are some things you can't do when you're on duty!
Chen Peisi saw that Zhu Shimao was too stupid, and he didn't even understand the [official college level], so he decided to teach him something simple.
So he asked, "Who is the biggest in the world?" 】
Zhu Shimao didn't understand, Chen Peisi pointed to the clothes on his body.
[It's us.] Put on this dress, punish whoever you want, do whoever you want, and arrest whoever you want! 】
Zhu Shimao added to him: [Isn't it, sometimes (can) put whoever you should put it? 】
The rest of the part is the end of their memes.