After the fall of the Qing Dynasty, Nurhaci summoned all the emperors to a meeting in the prefectural government, who would he slap first?
After Nurhaci's death, he came to the Prefecture to report that because of his unification of the Jurchens, the establishment of the Later Jin, and the foundation of the later Qing Dynasty, the King of Yan also looked at him differently and gave him a considerable official position in the Prefecture.
After all, there were too many human emperors in the mansion, and Nurhaci's merits were really unavailable compared to other founding emperors. Moreover, the Central Plains Dynasty pioneered by other emperors, no matter how it eventually perished, has always been at the forefront of the world. Only the Qing Dynasty was gradually marginalized on the world stage, even to the point where it was allowed to be slaughtered and everyone could be bullied.
Therefore, Nurhaci's life in the prefectural government was not good, Yin Zheng saw him spitting at him, and Liu Bang saw him rolling his eyes at him. Yang Jian, Li Yuan, and Zhao Kuangyin didn't have a good look when they saw him, especially Zhu Yuanzhang, every time they touched, their eyes were about to stare out, and they were eager to swallow him.
In this torment, hundreds of years have passed, and Nurhaci's descendants have also reported to the prefectural government one by one. Finally, with the arrival of the last emperor Puyi, it was considered that these eleven emperors were gathered, plus Nurhaci, a total of twelve people. In order to sum up the past and imagine the future, Nurhaci decided to hold a meeting of the prefectural government to analyze the gains and losses in detail.
Because he had been angry in the prefectural government, at the beginning of the meeting, Nurhaci did not have a good face, and kept shouting, who in the end harmed me Daqing and was bullied and slaughtered?
The eleven emperors kneeling below looked at each other, you look at me, I look at you, I don't dare to speak back.
After a long silence, a bearded old man holding a fan and wearing a gorgeous dragon robe stood up, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he was full of Beijing flavor:
"Yong Yan, you put jiangshan in your hands, how did you do it?"
The Jiaqing Emperor looked up timidly, and the four big characters of "Ten Complete Old Man" on the fan in front of him shimmered:
"Emperor Amma, Ah No, I..."
Just when the Jiaqing Emperor was not sure how to answer, a thin old man covered in patches and trembling pulled the corner of The Jiaqing Emperor's clothes:
"They all blame Erchen, it is Erchen who has humiliated Daqing..."
Nurhaci suddenly turned his face and stared at the Daoguang Emperor in front of him:
"With your little body, I heard you still smoke opium?"
The Daoguang Emperor lowered his head, rubbing a patch in the corner of his clothes with both hands, and the atmosphere did not dare to make another sound...
Kneeling in front of the Daoguang Emperor all the time, his eye sockets sunken deeply, a middle-aged man who had been indulging in excessive indulgence opened his wilted eyes:
"Emperor Laozu, Amma has a merit in banning opium, and the only way to blame is to blame the enemy for being too strong, our cannons simply can't beat people's English cannons, don't I run, if you want to blame it, blame the beginning ..."
"Fart!"
Before Emperor Xianfeng could finish speaking, Nurhaci greeted his face with a big mouth, and Emperor Xianfeng did not kneel steadily for a moment, and one stumbled to the ground, and his cheeks, which were already deeply sunken, immediately swollen.
The Qianlong Emperor, who was still standing next to him and was shaking a fan, suddenly became stupid, and the Yongzheng Emperor, who was kneeling next to him, dragged Hongli over and whispered angrily:
"Kneel!"
At this time, the Emperor Taiji, who was kneeling in the first place, opened his mouth:
"I think back then, the Eight Banners soldiers swept across the world, and his Ming Dynasty's red-clad cannons were powerful, and Amma was all about it..."
Possibly suddenly realizing that he had said the wrong thing, Huang Taiji swallowed a mouthful of spit and continued:
"Weapons are not important, the key is whether there is a belief in death, and enough strategy." In the Battle of Songjin, the Ming arms were very powerful, and they were not destroyed by my Eight Banner Soldiers, but I only hated myself for not being able to live for two more years, which was really cheap for this boy! ”
Nurhaci exhaled, his eyes full of love for the emperor Taiji, and then turned to the Shunzhi Emperor, who had been meditating next to him:
"You said you didn't want to put a good jiangshan, so you ran to read what sutra?"
The Shunzhi Emperor opened his eyes, and the nine ring scars on the top of his head were extremely dazzling:
"Amitabha, Fu Lin is dead, and the poor monk's dharma is 'foolish.'"
Seeing that Lao Zu was about to lose his temper, the Kangxi Emperor, who was kneeling beside him, hurriedly knelt down and took a step, saying:
"Emperor Laozu, don't blame Emperor Ama, it is precisely because of his abdication that his sons have the opportunity to ascend to the throne." Only in this way can we capture Aobai, collect Taiwan, cut San Francisco, Pinggardan, and dry Czarist Russia, lay the foundation of our Great Qing dynasty in one fell swoop, and realize the glory of our ancestors..."
Without waiting for the Kangxi Emperor to finish speaking, the Qianlong Emperor, who was shaking the fan of the "Ten Perfect Old Man", interjected:
"That's it! It is! The merits of the Emperor's grandfather are obvious to all, and after the Emperor and grandson took the throne, they carried forward this foundation, which can be described as 'Ten Complete Martial Arts', and future generations affectionately called us 'Kangqian Prosperous World'. ”
"Eight Lambs of the King!"
The emotions that the Yongzheng Emperor had been suppressing suddenly exploded, and he suddenly took off his shoes, and the soles of the shoes called out to the qianlong emperor's face.
"Without Lao Tzu's painstaking efforts, can you have a good life for you?" Lao Tzu loved to refine a Dan, and he was also known all over the city by your son. Painstakingly left a copy of the "Mystery of the Great Righteousness", you actually banned it, and also slaughtered Zeng Jing, who Lao Tzu used to preach. Lao Tzu was bent on implementing the New Deal and refreshing the rule of officials, almost all of which were abolished by you, which raised a big moth like Hezhen. ”
The Yongzheng Emperor took the shoes that flew out from the Qianlong Emperor and continued:
"Do you know why the Emperor Lao Zu smoked just now?" It is because of you, why you can't beat people English, it is caused by you. When you are in power, everyone is in the Industrial Revolution, you can pour well, the most advanced weapons that people have donated, you should store waste in the library. All day long sightseeing, your emperor grandfather's southern tour is to strengthen the unification of the north and the south, what about you? There is also a face that says that he is a 'perfect old man', I see you..."
"Cough... Cough..."
Seeing that the Yongzheng Emperor was talking more and more vigorously, the Kangxi Emperor had to cough twice to interrupt his words, after all, Hongli was still a child in his eyes.
At this point Nurhaci had to come out and speak:
"You Amma education is right, you are entrusted with your Amma's blessing, there is nothing to be proud of." But as long as you can let go of even a little bit of the mentality of solipsism, and humbly learn from the emissaries of Xiyi, my descendants of the Qing Dynasty will not be beaten so badly by barbarians. ”
The Qianlong Emperor tilted his head to the side, obviously unconvinced, but did not dare to argue any more, and muttered quietly:
"He Yan moved down, Jiaqing was full, and I didn't leave property for my son, but in a different way, and I also wrote so many poems."
This sentence, the Jiaqing Emperor obviously heard, turned his head to see the Patch Dragon Robe of the Daoguang Emperor, and the tears were about to fall.
Nurhaci also felt that Hongli was also more diligent, so he no longer held on to it, and when everyone was cold, a loud voice sounded:
"Emperor Laozu, I am wronged..."
The person who said this was a handsome young man in his twenties, and before he could speak, he wiped his tears:
"Although I am the Emperor of the Great Qing Dynasty, I have never issued a decent order, and I can't even decide on the major affairs of marriage, what kind of emperor am I?"
Nurhaci looked at the teenager, and his eyes slowly moistened:
"I don't blame you, I don't blame you!"
And took out a handkerchief and handed it over:
"I love the men of the Shin Kyora family, only bleeding, not shedding tears, you have to have backbone, you are also an adult, how can you not be an old woman?"
What else did the Tongzhi Emperor want to say, who had thought, Nurhaci turned back and greeted the other side of the Xianfeng Emperor's face with a big mouth.
Emperor Xianfeng's face was swollen on both sides, and he covered his face with one hand and looked at Nurhaci with grievance:
"Emperor Laozu, I don't know, yehenara's old ladies are so powerful?" But I left eight ministers to assist the government. ”
"The Yehenara clan, that is a powerful clan, when Lao Tzu swept away the Jurchen clan, it was the Yehenara clan that carried to the end and fought to the last person." At that time, they even left a vicious six-character curse 'Destroying the State Builder Ye He', and I also left the ancestral system of 'Gong Min does not choose Ye He woman', you boy just don't listen! ”
The Xianfeng Emperor was speechless...
At this time, the middle-aged man in the second place in the bottom had a pale face and blue lips stood up tremblingly and shouted at the Daoguang Emperor:
"Emperor Grandpa, I am even more aggrieved, my great aunt, ah no, this cixi old lady, actually poisoned, she poisoned me!"
The Daoguang Emperor did not know how to comfort the Guangxu Emperor for a moment, and his squinting eyes saw the Xianfeng Emperor again, and when he was on fire, he stood up and kicked again.
Nurhaci roared helplessly:
"That's it!"
The Daoguang Emperor was busy and fell to his knees.
Both the Tongzhi Emperor and the Guangxu Emperor were sobbing, and suddenly the last Sven man with glasses stood up and raised his right hand:
"Eliminate feudalism, overthrow the imperial system, and the people are the masters!"
As soon as the words fell out, he was slapped the face, and Nurhaci's eyes widened and he was burning with anger:
"I don't blame you for the fact that you lost Daqing, after all, you were still young at that time." But when you grew up, you actually gave Manchuria, the birthplace of our tribe, to the Japanese, and still attached yourself to them to fight against the people of the former Daqing Dynasty.
Before the words were finished, Puyi was slapped on the face again, and the voice was quite loud!
Emperor Xuantong carefully whispered back:
"I was coerced... Really..."
Nurhaci wanted to smoke him again, but suddenly heard a noise outside the door and looked through the window. It turned out that Shi Jingyao was pulling a fight, and Yelü Deguang, whom he called his father ten years younger than him, was beaten by a group of Ming emperors on the ground, and the others stood to the side to watch the liveliness...
"Adjourn the meeting, go back and write me a five-thousand-word summary... Yi Xuan and Puyi, you two ten thousand words, tomorrow to me! ”
After all, the ugliness of the family cannot be publicized, outsiders are peeking at their own jokes, and this meeting will not go on, so Nurha left in a huff.
Watching Nurhaci walk away, Zhao Kuangyin sighed and planned to call a meeting of his descendants...
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