There was once a photo on the Internet: a newborn child, his eyes have not yet been opened, and his mother wrote "7,000 days before the college entrance examination" on the top of his head in a thick black neutral pen.
This photo, once posted on the Internet, caused a lot of discussion, but most people's feelings should be the fear of being dominated by learning.
When we are young, we don't know what learning is, or even understand the true meaning of learning.
Therefore, learning is treated the same as naughtiness, noise and quietness, and if there is no time control in the school, it may be possible to learn less than negligible.
The teacher can't listen to these words, and the primary school students who can't beat and beat are full of "love and hate"... When they are writing, they are quiet like ordinary little angels, cute and simple.
But when it is naughty, it is also a process that makes people's brain shells suddenly burst into blood.
You don't know what kind of world it is inside these little heads.
When you talk to him, he can't say it clearly, but when it comes to writing an essay, these weird and funny, completely unexpected golden sentences, frequently burst out, so that you have to admire.
Even the teacher saw such an essay, but also laughed and tears came out, even netizens who had experienced the wind and waves had to say the four words "willing to bow downwind". Let's take a look at the big productions of these elementary school students.
The title of the following article is "A Letter to Dad", which is written in the form of a letter to Dad.
Although the number of words is not much, only about 100 words are used, there are 11 idioms, and many idioms are really ridiculous.
I have to say that this child's accumulation is still very good, but he has not yet fully understood the meaning of these idioms, so he studied hard and did not hesitate to do so, and the teacher praised his great achievements. May I ask the child, is this a great victory for you on the battlefield?
Seeing this composition, many netizens said, this is really great, let me write such a few words of composition, use so many idioms, I really can't do it, I have to bow to the wind.
It is estimated that many college students, who have exhausted what they have learned in their lives, are only able to use 11 idioms in 100 words.
Therefore, whether it is primary school students or college students, including those of us who have stepped into society, we must not only accumulate more good words and beautiful sentences, but also understand the meaning, do not know the literal meaning when using it, but do not know what it represents.
If it comes to formal occasions, it is not as simple as shame.
The following essay, the idioms used in it, although some are not appropriate, but I have to admit that this child's language organization ability is really fantastic.
There are many idioms in it, and it is estimated that some students who finish high school and college will not necessarily use them.
But this elementary school student really feels good about using it.
This essay, written by the students is funny and witty, and the teacher's comments not only rhyme but also make people laugh.
This is really a student taught by the teacher, a funny family.
Smile and smile, everyone's eyes are also bright, although this article is written about the daily chores of children, but there is no sentence in the whole article that is a waste of words, capable and concise, this primary school student is also very powerful.
In fact, many times, we write articles through careful observation of daily life and based on our own experiences.
For example, the following essay is written about the characters, generally we will write about our own surroundings, and his appearance is written out by our own cognition.
This student is usually a very delicate and observant child.
The children who are written in the article are not only outstanding in appearance and personality, but also familiar to the author, so it is relatively easy to write with such characters as objects.
The appearance characteristics described in the text, the application of some adjectives, let us have a silhouette in our minds at once, and also make people who read the composition have a sense of substitution, thinking that the characters described are around us.
For the character description in the text, this primary school student also used some idioms, but it can be seen that this primary school student usually studies these idioms very hard, not only in a timely manner, but also in a very appropriate way, and there is no misuse of the previous children.
Even the teacher's comments were concise but forcefully given the word "good".
The above three are essays written by primary school students, when we look at it, we may feel that the text is a little childish, and some are very happy, but think about the way you look when you write the essay, sometimes, we have to admit that in the context of the time, we may not be able to write so well.
Children like to use idioms, which means that children want to use the usual accumulation, but often do not want to be fast, so primary school students are more likely to make such mistakes.
In fact, the composition does not necessarily use flowery language sentences, and sometimes, the sentences are smooth, and it is also a good performance of the writing skills.
The teacher encourages us to use the usual accumulation more in the composition, but this is not a blind addition to make an essay an excellent model.
A lot of idioms, beautiful words, must be used reasonably, just right, which makes your text look better, otherwise, it will only add to the snake, so that people can't understand.
Just like the teacher's evaluation in the first essay, it is necessary to understand more about the meaning of the idiom.
Although the idioms that children sometimes use do add a lot to the article, such as the roommate in the second part, it really makes the article look advanced at once.
However, too much use is more clumsy, and finally it will make the teacher aesthetically tired, which is not a good situation.
The so-called accumulation of thick and thin hair, although at the beginning, we only accumulated an increase in quantity, and a lot of the knowledge learned could not be digested, nor could it be used correctly, resulting in the emergence of some jokes.
However, the slow accumulation, the improvement of their own knowledge cognition and reserves, and the rational and correct use of idioms in the later stage, to a large extent, have a great help for improving our composition level, which can be said to be a qualitative sublimation.
In addition, when we learn to accumulate these idioms, we cannot simply memorize these idioms by rote, and only know a superficial meaning, so when writing essays, there will often be jokes such as "fighting for learning".
If you want to understand and remember these idioms, it is best to read more idiomatic stories and understand the source of this idiom through the form of stories, so that it will be easier to remember, and it will be remembered for a long time.
When we write an essay, we encounter similar situations, we can use it, and we know how to use it.
Today's topic: What other "ridiculous" cases do you know?