Do you remember the group of young people who "sucked strawberries" from each other before?
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Because they are so sucking, they were awarded the title of "Contemporary Internet Leeches" by onlookers.
But recently, the gang of young people spared strawberries.
I shifted my gaze to something I didn't expect.
Cane.
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Friends who eat it often know that sugarcane is much harder than any frozen pear strawberry.
Its flesh has a lot of fibers, making it difficult to bite into it.
So I usually cut it into small pieces and eat it, and then tui off the bagasse.
Something like this:
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Of course, there are also some areas that are not cut into pieces, but are gnawed raw.
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But! Yes!
These young people don't care at all.
In their eyes, everything in the world can be absorbed.
There is only what you can't think of, and there is nothing they don't dare to suck.
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"Corpse", what a vivid mark.
There is a sense of passive dehydration and death.
Now, who can tell whether the picture is sugarcane or yuba?
The netizen also intimately attached the decomposition tutorial and technical essentials of sucking sugarcane.
It's roughly one side first, then one side, and finally the whole one.
The hard cane becomes the flattened cane carcass.
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Brain: So easy?
Mouth: No, you can't.
If you look at it, I'll just say that the Internet is magical, right?
Here you can see not only the Innate Eucharist, the Innate Eucharist, the Innate Musical Eucharist.
There is even a congenital leech holy body.
No, what a leech, it should be a visit to the cockroach!
At this moment, the southerners finally understood why the old irons in the Northeast were shocked when they saw the frozen pears.
I looked at the dried sugar cane on my colleague's desk and fell into deep thought.
If the boneless chicken feet were gnawed by an old lady, would the dried sugarcane also...?
I'll admit the idea was explosive.
But at least I'm still reserved.
is not like these two netizens, who begged to date as soon as they came up.
My sister's other videos don't have you, and sucking a sugar cane will hook your soul away?
Your abacus beads have jumped to my face from Jiangsu.
However, there are not many people who want to take advantage of the fire to ask for a relationship.
Everyone's attention is still on the matter of "sucking sugar cane".
Sugar cane is to eat the sweet water inside.
Compared with gnawing and eating, sucking and eating can better avoid the bagasse of the teeth, elegant and decent.
If someone could have taught me this trick, why would I have to break my big teeth?
The rookie, who even struggled to suck strawberries, cried and fainted in the toilet.
And some people are very excited, because they also have the same niche hobby.
There are even people who suck out tricks, such as sucking sugar cane into squares, or sucking into hearts.
I was stunned.
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It's not that roses can't afford it, it's that sugar cane is more cost-effective.
Valentine's Day is just around the corner.
If you don't have a target, you can buy a sugar cane and smoke it while walking to pass the time.
If you have a target, you can suck out 99 heart-shaped sugarcane and give it to your favorite TA.
After all, 99 roses are at least 100 yuan, and the heart-shaped sugarcane that I sucked out is not only cheaper, but also more sincere.
The only thing I'm worried about is that if the technology is not good, I will hurt myself.
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There are also people who are dismissive of this: what is the difficulty of sucking a sugar cane block?
Look at the effect after inhaling, fresh and translucent, as thin as cicada wings, how can it not be considered a work of art?
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Sugarcane sucking can also satisfy the collector's habit of some people.
For example:
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"Ruthless Iron Mouth"
One lower belly, tongue can train eight-pack abs.
Aren't your mouths sour?
Some people bluntly said that smoking sugar cane can quit Internet addiction.
Watching it get thinner and shriveled little by little is much happier than playing games.
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I've seen a lot, and I've come to my senses.
It turns out that smoking sugar cane is also an art.
There are different considerations about where to start with your mouth, how wide your mouth should be opened, and whether the force should be light or heavy.
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Even writing it on a resume is a lot of face.
PS/AI? This skill is rotten.
But not everyone can suck out a perfect stretch of sugar cane.
With great power comes great responsibility.
It's a bit of a humiliation to apply such an amazing personal skill to sugarcane.
Why don't you go to the oil fields and dig for oil?
It's really torturous to go back to Nantian, why don't you help your friends in the south absorb moisture?
Or help someone else in need?
Some people are worried that if the zombie virus breaks out, what if it can be sucked like this?
It was very comforting to see that everyone was in such a crazy state of mind.
Of course, the reason why it is called "Innate Holy Body" must be that it has a talent that is far beyond ordinary people.
So if you really can't suck it, don't force it.
Letting go of one's mouth and acknowledging one's ordinariness is also a kind of progress.
Or you can choose to switch tracks.
There are so many fruits for the New Year, why hang yourself on a tree?
I think durian is a blue ocean with great prospects!