Every year when I go home for the Chinese New Year, someone will definitely see a person in the village or downstairs of the community who has no eyes, nothing to do, and smirks when he sees people.
Don't doubt it, it must be a son-in-law from another family who came to his mother-in-law's house for the New Year.
@强哥
@旗旗小戏精
Of course, it's not that they don't want to sit with their families, the main thing is that sometimes they don't understand the language, there are many relatives, and they can't figure out the generation, so they don't dare to talk nonsense.
In addition to standing on the road in a daze, many people will still find something to do for themselves.
How do you clean up some meaningless things, don't you have mobile phones?
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It sounds like an exaggeration, but when you think about it, it makes sense.
When it comes to the mother-in-law's dog, it must be a good friend of many people.
It's no exaggeration to say that some people can sit with their dogs for an afternoon.
People who are afraid of dogs may lose this good friend,
However, some people will find new friends, for example, the mother-in-law's sheep can also become friends.
If you're good at making friends, those chickens, ducks and geese can be friends.
Like these out-of-town sons-in-law, the new son-in-law who went to his mother-in-law's house for the first time was also very helpless.
For example, as soon as you enter the village, you encounter the strongest intelligence station in the village:
@是晴子吖
In this case, I don't dare to pass without throwing two smoke bombs.
I don't know what he's looking for in the trunk, but I don't think he knows what he's doing.
I believe that any harassing phone call at this time will gain unprecedented respect from this big brother.
However, even if he successfully arrived at his mother-in-law's house, it seemed that he would only be more at a loss.
I can't sit, and I don't know where to stand, so I can only shrink in the corner silently.
@janne who is it?
Drinking water is his lie, and covering up the embarrassment should be his intention.
If you want to say how shy they can be, it may be that they have to cry secretly if the food is not appetizing.
Call them polite, sometimes they're embarrassed to speak,
It's rude, but you have to say hello to the dogs you meet when you pass by.
Dog: This brother is quite polite, make friends.
This may be the difference between social fear and social cattle.
However, the most popular among mothers-in-law and fathers-in-law should be the group of people who start working as soon as they come.
@如意如意按我心意
After showing off your skills, you can have a few drinks with your father-in-law, and your feelings will heat up quickly, do you still need to count the floor tiles?
In addition to cooking, a man's greatest charm should be to be an electrician.
@只吃一口
Forget it all, he even just learned it online!
However, there is a risk of self-study, which is that as soon as the light is turned on, the washing machine starts to turn.
This must not be taken to death by the old man.
At this time, I really felt that the thing I learned was useful, too.
It may be only those who are married who know how much money it saves to have someone in the family who understands water and electricity.
Seeing this, smart people have already begun to prepare for the future:
However, it is not recommended to show this hand if you are not skilled, because you may be charged with killing your mother-in-law/father-in-law.
Others show their skills, you kill people?
In addition to impressing the old man, some people also made their mother-in-law smile with their talents.
Mother-in-law: My son-in-law is really useful, my daughter's vision is good!
What if you don't know water and electricity, and you don't have skills, just have the strength:
Now not only the mother-in-law boasted, but the whole village knew that this son-in-law was capable.
Other sons-in-law: That kid is the one who takes the lead!
Some people worked hard to gain the appreciation of their mother-in-law, while some inadvertently made the whole village remember him.
I have to say that sometimes it is also a "blessing" to be able to drink, because a meal of wine directly makes everyone remember it, and it is not a loss!
Tips, you can drink but don't really drink too much, because after drinking high, what you leave here may be black history.
As long as you are not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.
Drinking alcohol can be one international, but some sons-in-law's means are better.
Villager: Hey, your son-in-law, who crushed chickens and ducks and ran away, hasn't come this year?
Compared with these new sons-in-law, the old sons-in-law are much more calm.
Sure enough, Jiang is still old and spicy, and both the future son-in-law and the new son-in-law can learn it, and of course the daughter-in-law can also learn it.
In fact, as long as you have a calm mind, you don't need to be friends with dogs.
Anyway, I'll learn mahjong first.
Happy New Year to all!