Title: 2023 Top Ten Wonderful News, all of them are talents, see if there is anything you haven't read
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On a sleepless night, a man quietly broke into the house and robbed it. Unfortunately, his sleepiness was too heavy, and he snored like thunder. The owner of the house didn't know what to do, so he listened to the sound and identified the location, and arrested him squarely.
Another night, a man panicked. jumped into the river three times in a row, just to avoid the drunk driving inspection of the traffic police. Eventually, soaking wet, he found that he hadn't been drinking at all.
In the middle of the day in the scorching summer, there are thieves who believe in an iron rule: "Something happens sooner or later." He chose to commit the crime at noon, but he still couldn't avoid the arrangement of fate and was imprisoned again.
Emotions are a double-edged sword, and after an argument with a colleague, a man decides to vent on foot. However, the sense of direction is too poor, and 300 kilometers deviated, just like the plot of a movie.
There are also unruly people in the workplace. A woman was late 21 times in 58 days, and after she was dismissed, she applied for labor arbitration. In a race against time, she always seems to be one step slower.
There was a thrilling scene on campus. An elementary school student dug up a cannonball in a mound of earth and proudly sent it to the principal's office. EOD experts rushed in and a crisis was resolved.
Fate sometimes makes people laugh and cry. A man believed that the Book of Changes could change his life, so he stole a copy of "Zhou Yi". Unexpectedly, the behavior violated the law, and it was only a few days of detention instead.
The animal world sometimes has its own anecdotes. A girl was bitten by a mouse at night, and she bit the head of the mouse in anger, and returned a tooth for a tooth, which is ridiculous.
Some thieves prefer old land, and after being released from prison, they deliberately return to Shanghai to steal again. The same method, the same place, but provoked the same result - arrest again.
The gods and the suffering of the world sometimes become the protagonists of the story. A man stole the money from the merit box, but argued that it was the Bodhisattva who nodded in agreement. The merits are all in plain sight.
Behind every piece of news, there is an untold story. Wonderful news, let us experience the colorful life between laughter. Joy and wonder are always there, and life is full of all kinds of things in front of you.