If you can't help your idol-C debut, then send him to farm

After being a boss for 10 years, Zhang Han can only come up with a suspended plot that insults the IQ of workers by eating instant noodles in a taxi.

There is no oil in the sky or on the ground.

Chen Feiyu participated in a variety show to experience the life of ordinary people, not to mention the whole process, the reason for coming to the show was only "because the schedule has been empty recently, find a show to have fun."

Don't ask, just ask is the prince of internal entertainment to observe the people's feelings.

The high-spirited appearance of domestic entertainment stars in variety shows, I don't want to watch it again in my life.

Only when you tell me that there are still domestic entertainment stars who suffer in the show, calling every day unworkable, calling the ground undeserved, will a lack of moral smile appear on my face.

【1】

The origin of all evil must begin with a paragraph from Pang Bo in last year's "Talk Show Conference".

At that time, Pang Bo complained that there was a choreographer in his circle of friends who was preparing a variety show called "Farm, Youth".

The direction of the program is to find 10 love beans who can't carry on their shoulders and can't carry their hands to farm, and set a very devilish goal: harvest 10,000 kilograms of rice.

Pang Bo thought it was funny and said that this was to achieve real boy band reemployment for the idols who squatted at home in the past two years.

In the future, this group of idols will be asked about their talents, it will be rapping, singing and dancing, fertilizing and spraying, tractor maintenance, postpartum care for sows...

There was laughter in the audience.

But after just a few months, Pombo couldn't laugh.

He thought that the show would be aborted in the preparation stage, but he did not expect that the show was not only filmed, but also invited him as a revenge object flying guest to the scene and dug a ditch in the ground for a day.

On that day, Pombo finally understood that all the jokes had already been secretly marked with prices.

Because this group of people is not just playing, they have land, they are real species.

This show has faintly revealed a reckless and humble peasant temperament from the planning, when the sister next door rode the wind and waves, the brother overcame the thorns, and the boys and girls tore in the open and in secret in order to compete for a C position, they contracted 142 acres of land in the countryside of Hangzhou.

It's not big, it's worth 13 football fields, and there is a 274,000 square meters.

Things have developed to this point, it has become a little terrifying, but some people do not believe in evil.

As soon as the recruitment was released, more than 200 idols flocked to register first.

Perhaps at that time, most people did not have much concept of the program requirements of "growing 10,000 pounds of grain in 190 days in 142 acres of land".

Among these 300 people, the program team carefully selected more than 30 people.

Other people's selection is to sing and dance, and they find a different way.

More than 30 people were thrown into the fields, where they ate and lived with the uncle farmers, and actually cut the crops of the autumn harvest.

In the end, out of these more than 200 people, 10 Chosen Cultivators were born.

Others debuted into a group relying on fans to cut leeks, and they debuted into a group by cutting rice with their lives.

But no matter what, the "Farming Boy Group" still debuted.

On that day, the 10 simple guys who were selected were happy and celebrated in a low voice, "We are going to be on a variety show."

Their fans (if any) also wiped their tears and began to chicken dolls: "If you don't go to the show, you are picking your feet at home anyway, what's wrong with farming, first have a job." "Finally, we can see our brother singing and dancing "Candy Super Sweet" to us on the field.

But from here, things unfold, like a wild horse out of control, began to run in a direction that caught people off guard.

Although these 10 pasty coffee idols are not famous, they are also all face-to-face, talented and artistic.

Before farming, someone was the annual champion of "The Voice of China" and the lead singer of the band.

After planting, it was reduced to a ruthless fertilizer spreader, and a bucket of fertilizer was forced to apply the Macau dealer to deal cards online.

Before farming, someone was a gentle and cute younger brother who participated in "Children of Tomorrow".

After farming, it is a social bandit who buys a 3-dollar cuff and opens his mouth to "give me a discount", wherever he goes, where he haggles.

Before farming, someone was a handsome and attractive mature man.

After farming, he ate mud in his mouth and sheep dung on his head, and became the pillar of the whole family because he worked hard to farm.

This kind of before and after transformation, the listeners were surprised, the people who saw them wept, before they came they thought it was a low-end version of "Longing for Life", and after coming, they woke up to the hellish version of "Metamorphometer".

After getting off the ground, no one wants to go back.

【2】

On the first day of the show, 10 people were faced with the harvesting of 142 acres of rice fields.

What's more, in time for the rain and snow, all farmland must be harvested within 6 days.

On that day, everyone braved the bitter cold to work in the field for 11 hours, rushing to harvest overnight.

This night saw my soul burning, a meal of operation as fierce as a tiger, the completion rate of the last question, 0.04%.

It tasted like I was about to take the college entrance examination in 6 days, but I only scored 4 points in the three models!

How desperate.

At the end of the busy farming period, the harvester was finally busy with the harvesting work of other fields and was borrowed.

To insert here, before participating in the show, these 10 idols were even really sent by the program group to study agricultural knowledge for a long time, and by the way, the excavator and harvester certificates were also examined.

What can fans say about this?

The brother of someone else's family disappeared for a few months, and when he asked, he went to a South Korean entertainment company for further study; My brother disappeared for a few months and went to a tractor repair technical school.

Not only learned how to drive tractors, excavators, harvesters, but even electric welding, carpentry, breeding, and video editing (?) ）

This may not be a farmer, but a male version of Li Ziqi, right?

Although the certificate is examined, after all, there is a little brother named Zhao Xiaotong, because the harvester technology is still very bad, while driving, the master scolds on the side.

Like me being bitten by a barrage bear by a coach when I was learning to drive.

Since then, they have undergone 48 machine repairs, draining canals in blizzards and carrying 30 tons of fertilizer by hand during rainstorms.

After working the night before, someone got up the next day and walked directly out of the zombie steps.

There are also people who directly get alkalosis in order to carry 4,000 pots of roses.

The title of each issue reveals a kind of tragedy that succeeds without success.

When the film crew worked, they were farming.

The film crew rested, and they were still feeding the sheep.

It's not so much to shoot a variety show, but to cross the robbery.

Under such intense work, they lived in a very simple place, the windows were so broken that they had to use paper paste, and they didn't even have a table to eat.

When they first arrived, the boys would feel that the bunk beds made of rusty iron shelves would be wobbly and very rudimentary when climbed up.

But after planting for a few months, the pattern was completely opened, and the chairs, in the greenhouses, in the fields, wherever you slept, the bed was.

In the first few days, everyone still has a bit of idol baggage, and they have to take care of their hairstyles and match their clothes when they appear on camera.

Later, all beautiful clothes were replaced by plastic raincoats, and clothes and shoes that could not be reached were all idle.

No matter how beautiful the hairstyle is, it can't withstand the muddy water and the wind.

In the end, all the staff simply put it out, and other idols currently have to do a few hours of styling in the dressing room, and when it comes to "Farm", when the hair grows, he sits at the door and lets his brother cut it.

Sister pickpocket said, good villain is still an idol, really don't let it fly too much.

【3】

Of course, it's not that no one questions the show -

A group of people come to the field to play and pretend, which is more profitable than farming a show, right?

But an even more tragic fact is that the salary of this group of idols on variety shows turned out to be 0 eh.

Poverty is the background color that runs through the entire show.

Whose brother went to buy vegetables and was so happy that he gave his aunt a high five?

And whose brother even has to bargain with the boss lady to buy a 3-dollar sleeve?

So poor that the director couldn't stand it, took the initiative to give an advertisement, it didn't matter if he didn't give it, the captain chased the director and said, "Can you shoot a hundred", "My side also provides songwriting business"...

This shameless behavior was mercilessly spurned by the director in the next second.

But surprisingly, the brothers seem to be growing happier and happier.

Because in recent episodes of the program, they not only planted 142 acres of land, but even rebuilt their dormitories, painted walls and painted furniture.

Not only that, but they also started a new business of raising chickens, sheep and shrimp, from animal husbandry to aquatic products, from building houses to repairing gardens.

Once upon a time, they would drive a three-wheeled agricultural white who would plant in a ditch.

Now, they have alive changed the show from "Metamorphometer" to "Nongguangtiandi".

Some people regard their sheep as treasures and place high hopes on them.

Some people are sunny, isolated in the hotel bed with a high fever, still worried about the crops in the field.

While watching agricultural news on TV, he stubbornly shouted "I'm going back to farming" with a burning throat. (The career in show business has been completely abandoned.) ）

He really, I cried to death.

What's even more outrageous is that they don't seem ready to go.

Not only did the business grow bigger and bigger, but even wiped out the wool of every guest who came to fly, pulled investment and endorsements, and even established a company.

What is the entertainment industry? Can farming be fun?

If you go to a certain search for the name of this company, you can even clearly see the ownership structure of this company.

10 people, all of them are officials.

And Guanbo actually released a job advertisement to recruit them for finance and cooks.

Have you forgotten that you are filming a variety show?

Farming seems to be really addictive.

At first, there was only one word "miserable" that summarized this show, but seeing that they really made results, this show actually began to get hot.

Just as the land is illuminated into reality, rice will become grain, chickens, ducks, fish and sheep will grow, flowers will bloom, and crops will sprout and set ears.

I think this most honest and reliable feedback from the land is what makes farming appealing.

At the beginning of the launch of this show, it was also complained by a vote of netizens that the content was monotonous and the editing was very bad.

Because compared to the flower-filled studio, compared to the three-day noisy and five-day noisy draft stage, agriculture is actually a very monotonous and boring thing.

Most of the time, 10 young men work hard in front of the camera, repeating the same action over and over again.

But when the bubble and tide of variety shows receded, most of the short-lived idols that were short-lived in talent shows became cannon fodder for capital, but the land will not lie.

Because the logic of farming is the opposite of the entertainment industry.

Here, there are many fans, good people, strong capital, and it is useless.

All speculation and show, it won't work.

And what we return to in farming is a simple logic of life:

How much you give, how much you get.

So, people have to be honest with themselves.

And in the Vanity Fair of the Inner Entertainment Day 208W, it is full of shortcuts and hypocrisy, and I have not seen such fairness and honesty for too long.

Who has many fans, good people, strong capital, and the land does not care. All speculation and show, it will not work in agriculture.

The only thing that the land recognizes is sweat, and in the process of farming, people always face only themselves.

What most of the internal entertainment 208w loses in Vanity Fair is precisely the correct recognition of its own value.

Because of the arrogance, I will say, "I can eat eggs every day." ”

Because I float, I think of experiencing the life of ordinary people as understanding the people's feelings.

Choosing to come to this variety show may be an enclave that these 10 young people happened to find in the vent of the idol that is about to disappear.

But in fact, what should really come out of the vacuum hood and connect to the ground is the stars who don't eat minced meat.

Let them experience the real life, they will worry about rain, they will be happy for a dollar discount, and they will worry about tomorrow's dinner.

There are countless people in this world living like this.

And we all firmly believe in the saying: labor is the most glorious.