My husband finally bowed his head!
There was no sophistry this time
There is also no bargaining
A few days ago, I went to Taihu Dongshan and bought 2 pounds of June yellow crabs. It's small, but it's very strong and delicious. Similar to the stone crabs of the north.
According to my wishes, I immediately fried them all, and I couldn't finish making seafood gnocchi soup the next day. With the amount of food I eat, it is difficult to say whether there is any leftover seafood soup.
But straight men won't!
This contradicts his principle of "opposing waste"!
I don't know how many you need to use to make a plate of eggplant?
My family: One small eggplant per person, break the head and tail to remove one-third. I took a large porcelain plate and put it on, which made me think I had gone to a Michelin restaurant. Of course, as soon as you taste it, the illusion disappears.
Therefore, these two pounds of crabs, straight men have to be burned in two days, saying that this is fresh.
I thought: Be a person to know each other, people are willing to suffer twice to make me eat, I like it and it will be over.
But!
My mouth refused to listen to the brain, and it said to itself: "Or do you do it all, and you may die?" Maybe you ran out? ”
The straight man confidently refused
The next day, he brought fried crabs to the table, and I wondered, "Is this a pound?" ”
The straight man said, "A few died." ”
Aha! Rub your hands excitedly!
Isn't this sent to us [Ma Sichun's smile]
Me: "Let's just say it's all burned!" How many died? ”
Him: "Not much, just two." ”
Since straight men are not liars, I feel that the number is not right, and I also press the doubt.
Later, the straight man took a broom dustpan to the basement every day, playing diligently since marriage, never seen before.
Every day, a stinky roasted dead crab is swept out of it.
Today is the 4th one.
I asked, "Today is the last one, right?" ”
The straight man laughed awkwardly: "Not necessarily, not dead, not found, must be dead and smelly, looking for the smell to find." Alas! Hard work and hard work to carry back..."
At noon, the straight man made a large plate of eggplant!
There are also 3 [dog heads]
Show you the protagonist of the prison break,
And the ones that were forcibly inserted in order to catch up with the topic, as tenacious as I am, can bloom in the cracks of the stone, and the summer flowers [laughing and crying]
#Summer Flowers Collection # #I'm Doing Creation in Headlines # #Open My Life Diary#
A friend told me that three labels are better. I decisively deleted #those little beauties in life, and the content did not match the hashtag [laughing and crying]
