The young man finally married his daughter-in-law, but the wedding scene was a little too happy

Good figure can really do whatever you want! Do you wash yourself first?!

Funny paragraph sharing: Today, I saw that in the circle of friends, I complained about fog or smog. In the morning, the king told me to come and tour the mountain, go out and have a look, what about the mountain? What about mountains? Hey, King, I'm not going back to dinner at noon, I can't find my way!

Funny funny daughter-in-law dynamic picture: the second goods girl since giving birth to a baby. Became more two, but also with a baby piece two.

Humorous joke: Just got on the car and a big aunt sat down and began to shake her hair ~ dissatisfied look at her ~ good! ~ Fling more vigorously ~ decisively a shoulder to shoulder ~ watching her turn her face ~ Shunshi a wink ~ Big mom hesitated ~ hurriedly moved to another seat... ～

Hum! Don't disgust you ~ your dandruff is not finished! ......

Hilarious dynamic chart: the habits of the old king next door?

Funny paragraph: The producer called the director overnight: "Director, a realistic dummy head production costs more than 100,000 yuan!" So can the scene of tomorrow's execution be changed? The production budget is too much! Please! So the next day's execution scene, the flower thief raised his orchid finger and raised the poisoned wine glass and drank it. Such a mother's death method can also be regarded as a dead end!

Funny groom official dynamic picture: the young man finally married his daughter-in-law, but the wedding scene was a little too happy

I have a lot of love with the classmate in front of me, I will tell her to turn back in class, and then spit out my tongue at her, or meow at her, and she will sometimes return my blank eyes, or spit out her tongue, and as a result, I spit my tongue at her that day, and when I looked up, the teacher was looking at me, and the teacher smiled when he saw my innocent and confused eyes.

It is really not a family that does not enter the door, a good couple, the daughter-in-law gives the husband to wash the food with foot washing water, and the husband gives the daughter-in-law to drink the foot washing water!!

Funny comic couple dynamic diagram: You two play like this, is it really good?

The male colleague never expected to be put down by the girl! This is embarrassing! We all laughed like crazy! It's hilarious!

Funny dynamic picture: A colleague's girlfriend went to dye her hair, does this mean that I have a chance? Hahaha, but it's really funny!

Funny Funny Dynamic Chart: What's going on here? I'd love to check it out, it's fun! Do you want to go?

Large-scale social death scene dynamic map: a funny scene during the long jump! You have lost the right to choose a mate!

Funny dynamic picture: Beauty, your operation is not right, look at your husband! Hahaha, your operation is so funny!

One woman may not be strong enough, eight women can do.

Funny passage: Mrs. Mary goes to court for running a red light. The judge stared at her and asked, "Mrs. Mary?" yes. Did you previously work as a teacher at West End Elementary School? Yes, how do you know? The judge laughed, I was once your student. Mrs. Mary smiled too, and relaxed. The judge went on to say that I had waited for this day for more than 20 years, and now I would punish you for copying it a thousand times, "I ran a red light and made a mistake, and I will never do it again." ”

Funny fun map: cross-border love, love without offspring, is the real love.

Hilarious passage: Today, I drove on a section of toll road. The car broke down when approaching a toll booth. I had to wait in the smoking car, crying and sobbing, watching other cars roar past. Until a patrol officer came over and helped me push the car past the toll booth. The woman at the toll booth told me that she sympathized with me, but still charged me 3 yuan.

Beauty Dancing Dynamic Picture: This is whose girlfriend, she successfully seduced me.

Humorous joke: I have always had a crush on her when I was studying, but I didn't have the courage to confess, let alone touch her. After graduation, she was married, and my husband and I were classmates. That afternoon, she was nursing with the doll in her arms, and I made a good excuse. I walked up to her, held her mimi with both hands× mimi, and then said to her doll, shout uncle, don't shout don't give food!

Funny dynamic picture of college students mixed into the comic: This year's dormitory sand sculptures are particularly numerous, all of which are nest after nest.

Funny paragraph: Eating with a middle-class family. The husband speculated in stocks at home, and said that he had "speculated well" in the past two or three months. The son-in-law, who works in the financial world, modestly calls it "making some bubble money", and the mother-in-law firmly says, "The more bubbles, the better!" ”

Funny little fart dynamic diagram: you don't want to face your real weight!

Funny paragraphs, humorous paragraphs to share!

1, hilarious paragraph: the man chased the bus all the way home did not catch up After coming back, he said to his wife that he did not catch up with the bus, but he also exercised and made 1 yuan The wife was angry at the time and said you are stupid to chase and chase the taxi, at least earn a starting price.

2, funny paragraph: the little nanny voice is particularly large, the master advised, tonight are people with identity, talk must be quiet. After eating, the host and guests played cards, and the little nanny finished cleaning up and wanted to rest early, so she approached the man and whispered in his ear: "Then I slept first." ”

3, happy moments: there is a sister-in-law saw a person is about to get off the bus, but she saw the man drop the pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so she quickly said to the person: "Comrade, you have dropped your cigarette!" "Man's anger: You've castrated you!"

4, a daily laugh: On the bus, a standing pregnant woman said to the strange man sitting next to her: "Don't you know that I am pregnant?" I saw that the man was nervous and said, "But that child is not mine!" ”

Funny paragraphs, humorous jokes to share:

1, cold, snot all the time...

In the afternoon, I accompanied my girlfriend to go on a blind date, and they talked hotly, so I buried my head in food and smoked my nose from time to time.

When I sucked my nose for the Nth time, the man looked at me with disgust, and my girlfriend hurriedly said: My friend has a problem with IQ, that... Today her guardian has something, let me take care of it, no way, I will bring it over...

2, there was a funny and wordless scene, the balcony fell off the sexy little panties, every time was misunderstood by the wife, every time to kneel durian! Until yesterday, a pair of underwear worn by an old man fell off, and an old man came to the door! I didn't expect my wife to misunderstand even more!

3, yesterday, rare early from work, after eating at home, and the kindergarten son went to the square to play, he began to look around for newly bought crystal blocks, shouting that he had to bring it.

I wondered, "What do you do with toys?" ”

The stinky boy gave me a blank look: "No toys, which girl would like to play with me?!" ”

4, "Boss, don't get me wrong! The hostess has always been on top, where do I dare to have the idea of non-points! ”

"What?! You tell me who the high is! ”

5, wife birthday, take to the flower shop to buy flowers, wife: the current flowers are very expensive, or take a photo of the flowers to send a circle of friends, save money, I: wife is really good today. old

Mother: Husband, should I be rewarded for being so well-behaved?

Me: Okay.

Wife: Then buy the diamond ring I liked last time...

6, colleagues are really going to annoy me, order a salad takeaway, she said: "Why don't you make it yourself?"

Eating a yogurt, she said, "Actually, you can make it yourself." ”

I do your sister, isn't Lao Tzu working hard to make money just so that he can buy it with money and never do it himself?

1, hilarious paragraph: one two three four five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger

In the junior high school English class, everyone listened to the class, and only Wang Mou wrote notes alone... The teacher saw the lecture so seriously. Let Mr. Wang stand up and read what he wrote. Classmate Wang stood up and was embarrassed not to read it. The teacher grabbed the note and read it. One two three four five, go up the mountain to fight the tiger, the tiger did not fight, hit the little squirrel, there are a few squirrels, let me count, count and count. One two three four five. The class laughed. Classmate Wang blushed and suffered internal injuries.

2. Funny passage: Don't be afraid, God is with us.

Two young priests were riding on the same bicycle on the road, surprisingly fast; they were stopped by the police. "Don't you think it's a little too fast?" The police asked them.

"No, we don't feel happy at all." The priest argued together.

"But if you go at this rate, you're going to have an accident!" "Do not be afraid, child, God is with us." A priest said.

"In that case, I'm going to fine you even more, because the three of you can't ride the same bicycle."

3, happy moments: give us a copy, scared to death Lao Tzu!

The owner of the roadside stall owner, just an old man in my little dumpling packing, less than ten minutes a police car stopped at the door down six policemen, including two people with guns. Ask my wife: Was an old man eating this dumpling just now? lp was startled, thinking that there was a problem with the divine horse, and whispered. As a result, the man said: I heard that your dumplings are good, give us a copy, scared lao tzu to death!

4, a smile every day: the old sister recently fell poisoned by the costume drama.

The old sister was recently poisoned by the costume drama, and in the evening, my parents were not there, so I steamed the bun and fried a small dish and then asked the old sister to eat dinner. She's good! Take a thin needle and insert it into the bun and pull it out, and the needle turns black! poisonous! Hongu knows that you bitch's intention is to murder Hongu! I spit on her face directly, it's bean paste!